Reviews by EastCoaster

Visited Friday afternoon, 4:00-5:30. Free parking, no cover. Note that the front door is locked, and patrons get buzzed in. Bottled water was a whopping $11.00 at the bar. The saving…

Visited, briefly, Thursday afternoon 3:00-3:30. Free parking in small but serviceable lot, no cover; bottled water at the bar was $3.00 plus tip. A cute girl named Chubby was tending bar. Not…

Visited Thursday evening, 9:15-10:00. Free parking, no cover; bottled water at the bar was $2.00. I’m an out-of-towner who has not been in an Akron strip club (or to Akron at all) for many years.…

Visited Thursday afternoon, 3:30-5:00. Free parking, no cover; bottled water at the bar was $2.00. Yet another small dive, with eight stools at the bar, several high-top tables with stools, and a pool table in…

Visited Wednesday afternoon from 4:00-4:45. Parked on the street nearby to avoid the mandatory $10 valet. Walked right in, no cover. Bottled Fiji water at the bar was $9.00. This is a glitzy,…

Visited Wednesday afternoon 2:30-3:30. Parked on the street nearby to avoid the valet, but – and it’s been several years since I was here – I think they must have torn down the building…

Visited Tuesday afternoon 3:50–5:00 after a visit to Henry the VIII Lounge nearby. Free parking. Cover would have been $5.00, but I asked for a free pass when I left Henry’s. Like…

Visited Tuesday evening 8:45-11:00. Free parking in a paved, lighted, and fenced-in lot at the back of the building. If you have never been here, it’s important to know that although it has…

Visited Tuesday afternoon, 2:30-3:40. Free parking in a pothole-infested lot; cover $5.00, generic bottled water was $10. To her credit, bartender warned me about the price in advance. Not sure why it’s…

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report…

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report…

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report…

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report…

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report…

I was passing through Greensboro on a Saturday night and had only about a two-hour window to do some mongering before I had to get back on the road. I hit Southside Johnny’s and…

I was passing through Greensboro on a Saturday night and had only about a two-hour window to do some mongering before I had to get back on the road. I hit Southside Johnny’s and…

I was in the area overnight, and on the advice of local TUSCL counsel who made several recommendations, I decided to check this place out. He described it as an iconic venue that’s definitely…

After an aborted afternoon visit to Club Pink (I walked into an empty room at 1:20 and was told they don’t open until 2:00, despite a big sign out front that says they are open…

By design, my visit to PP was a warm-up for a subsequent visit to Booby Trap (separate review submitted). Visited from 2:00-3:00 pm on a Thursday, so not really prime time. Free…

I know that Arizona Turd Blossom is going to claim that this is a club ad, but it’s not. Since I joined TUSCL in 2014, I have had more than 220 reviews published from…

Jacksonville is not a destination for me, but when my travels take me through there during the day, I like to stop at this club. I have yet to be disappointed. Visited Tuesday 2:00-3:30, free…

I must be insane, the definition of which is doing the same thing again and again and expecting something different. But a man can hope, can’t he? First, some details: Free parking in a big…

Visited on a Friday afternoon, 2:15-3:30. Free parking, mask required at entry, ID and temp check at the door, $3.00 cover, and sign-in sheet for scribbled non-names. (Nobody cares.) Bottled water was…

Capping off my three-day trip to Atlanta, I hit Oasis before leaving town. I was there Friday from 2:00-5:00. Free parking in a large lot. Entry included emptying of pockets, passing through…

It’s been more than a year since I’ve been able to visit Atlanta, and as a 20-year veteran of a recently-closed mainstay, I was eager to see the three clubs vying to become the “new…