Hello, Dolly

I’ve been to strip clubs all over North America but I’m on my very first foray into the wilds of East St. Louis. Trying to see a handful of clubs and give a report on each.

Visited Hustler Thursday, 8:00-9:00 pm. Free parking in a large, paved, lighted lot. The woman at the entry kiosk checked my ID (no scanning), charged me $20, and gave me a wrist band which granted me in-and-out privileges and access to private rooms. Notably, she was wearing pants and shoes – and nothing else. That would have been attractive to me on most other women, but unfortunately, not so much on her. If you like large pendulous breasts that point due south, you might feel differently.

This is certainly a well-appointed, upscale club, pretty much what you’d expect for one that carries the Hustler brand. (According to other recent reviews, they recently remodeled the place; see those reviews for a description.) Bottled water was $6.00 plus tip. Alcohol is available, but I don’t drink. No COVID procedures in place. There were three stages with poles (one had three), but only one stage was in use at this hour. Initially, I saw about six girls working, but more were coming in. All the girls I saw were white, but with only six working at this hour, I can’t speak to what you might find later.