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440viking

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458 posts by 440viking

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Pizza and Pussy

What does a pizza deliveryman and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy? Crust.

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 4

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It's not just for teachers anymore

Custodians just wanna have fun. http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/02/former_ohio_school_custodian_a.html#incart_river_home Just for the record, the fact that I'm joking about this doesn't mean that I condone it.

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 4

Tijuana

Rate the TJ streetwalker

This one's for the SJcreep. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3375455/The-AIDS-epidemic-Tijuana-rampant-prostitution-unprotected-sex-drug-addiction-gripped-beloved-Mexican-tourist-spot-just-south-border.html

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 6

FKK Forum

Rate the goat

For our terrorist members. https://www.google.com/search?q=pictures+of+goats&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiwhvmkr5DZAhWDpFkKHVCSBGEQsAQIJg&biw=1366&bih=659

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 10

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Rate the pygmy

This is getting out of control. https://www.google.com/search?q=pictures+of+pygmy+women&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIze_aq5DZAhWTwYMKHRLqCA8QsAQIJg&biw=1366&bih=659

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1

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Stripper 2AM'er

No shooting, just a drunk stripper. Considering that Amber's policy is the chicks have to sell 12-14 drinks per shift I'm surprised that this doesn't happen more often. Then again maybe it is common, it just doesn't make news unless…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 1

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Belichick's doing OK

His GF, I like them younger but @ 55, she's not a bad looking MILF. https://heavy.com/sports/2017/06/bill-belichick-girlfriend-married-engaged-wife-linda-holliday-age-who-is-photos/ https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/belichicks-girlfriend-will-rock-outfit-with-over-4k-crystals-at-sb/ar-BBICddQ?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp https://www.instagram.com/lindaholliday_/?hl=en

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 4

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OT: Woman denied emotional support peacock on United flight

Not overtime, off topic It was probably a ruse but if the unnamed woman really needs a peacock for emotional support she has serious problems that a peacock won't cure. Then again, at least she hasn't demanded the right to…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 16

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Botox....

It's not just for strippers and porn stars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFLCw9LZ30s

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 11

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Made up funny stripper names?

Juicy Fruit Lickity Splits Loose Lizzy Anita Dick Mama Meatflaps Shakin MaFlaps Lucy Lips Browneye Brenda Karma Slutra Antibiotica Connylingus Holeymoley Lickitysplit Touchy Feely Phyllisyphillis Gonarita

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 110 24

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You might have heard this on before

A gent is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 27

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Cleveland 2AM'er

About an hour late. Local radio this morning says 3 were shot. I've never been to this one and I'm not intending any future visits. http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/01/two_shot_at_downtown_cleveland.html#incart_river_home

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 3

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The Hooker and the Koala

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker ... for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms ... After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 18

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Kudos to TUSCL'S HALL OF FAME!

The sjcreep said: "Gaffigan, I have only added to my ignore list most slowly, only the very worse cases, those who contribute absolutely nothing. Gaffigan, you are now on my ignore list. DrPhil, DrPhil., IME, Meat72, san_jose_gay, tixtittyfag JimGassagain SJG" The TUSCL HALL…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 13

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Newly-released JFK files show FBI tracked Cleveland mobsters, strippers before a

The evolution of stripper names over the past 55 years. Instead of names like Mercedes, Lexus, or Destiny, these strippers were Taffy Twist and Yum Yum. :D http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2017/11/newly-released_jfk_files_show_1.html

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 2

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Substitute teacher screws her students

Yeah i know it's not like this is earth shattering news anymore. http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2017/11/ohio_substitute_teacher_sent_n.html#incart_river_home_pop

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 5

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It's 1 PM, do you know where the SJcreep is?

There are several possible explanations for the following news story. 1. The SJcreep found his way to Southern Ca. 2. It's his twin SJGay. 3. They're actually triplets and this is the long lost one. :D https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2017/10/31/us/ap-us-forrest-gump-impersonator.html

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 4

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Hillary Clinton: We made a person who committed sexual assault president

Yes his name was Bill Clinton and you shilled for him so you could stay in power! What a hypocrite this cunt is! http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/clinton-we-made-a-person-who-committed-sexual-assault-president/ar-AAtqWYC?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 33

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OT: OJ paroled

I wonder if his search for the "real" killers will resume.... on the golf course. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/oj-simpson-released-from-nevada-prison/ar-AAsHfPN?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 8

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I see that the default smiley avatars are gone.

And i'm glad to see it go back to the plain silhouette. Seeing all of those nodding smiley faces from guys that didn't choose their own avatars was creepy.

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 7

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Hard choices?

Let's see, my alma mater opens their football season on ESPN @ 8PM tonight and my local NFL team the Browns play their last preseason game on local TV @ 8PM tonight. The Buckeyes are in the mix for and…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 15

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Founder, i need a review moved!

I mistakenly posted a review for Cleveland's Hustler club under the wrong club header. https://www.tuscl.net/?page=rev&id=311051 Would you please move it for me? Thanks!

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 5

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OT Cavs trade Kyrie Irving to Celtics

CLEVELAND -- The Cavaliers and Celtics agreed on a trade to send four-time All-Star Kyrie Irving to rival Boston for two-time All-Star Isaiah Thomas, Jae Crowder, and a No. 1 draft pick next summer. Also some kid playing in Turkey…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 15

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That fool in North Korea

Touchy situation but if there's any truth to all of the reports about him he needs to be dealt with. http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/nkorea-says-seriously-considering-plan-to-strike-guam-kcna/ar-AApJPYg?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4 43

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For you 350K guys.

Are you looking for a new home? I found one for you. The only problem is it costs 350 million. http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/the-most-expensive-house-in-america-is-now-for-sale/ar-AApJuZr?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartandhp

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 9
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