What does a pizza deliveryman and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it.
What is good on pizza but bad on pussy? Crust.
Do you want some pizza? Cause I’ll give you a “pizza” this dick!!!
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Very funny! The crust joke is a great follow up!