Looking for some sexy beaver? Try Lake Winnipeg in Canada. Reversing the narrative of fucking a beaver. :D
Fucked by a Beaver
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Sounds like an article from The Onion. Beaver semen on his face?
Some other headlines from this same "news" source:
Transspecies man abandons family to live naked in the forest as a squirrel
British Royal Family butler fired after revealing Prince George is gay
Butcher who used condoms made of pig intestines contracts flesh-eating bacteria
Student suspended for pretending to be transgender just to use girl showers during gym class
Hey, I never said it was true or not, I just thought it was good for a laugh. :D
Here's another one, an OTC tip for our ISIS members....
That site has some funny stuff! Check out the cross-eyed woman that trained squirrels to attack her ex!
Ace!
Meanwhile..
The first article was like a scene out of the Revenant -the XXX version! A beaver splooged all over a trapper - lol!
The trapper placed traps to kill beavers - and the beaver was only getting his rocks off - so I think the trapper got off easy...
4got2wipe - that woman has very crazy eyes. She probably scared the shit out of the squirrels!
Not sure how her ex got his nuts bitten - but if he dated that crazy-eyed freak - who is a former circus trainer - he must be an odd duck!
"The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ejaculated on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area."
LOL, that beaver LDK'd him!