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Fucked by a Beaver

Mar 11, 2018, 3:01 PM
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viking2012
FUCK IT!

Looking for some sexy beaver? Try Lake Winnipeg in Canada. Reversing the narrative of fucking a beaver. :D

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realDougster

"The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ejaculated on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area."

LOL, that beaver LDK'd him!

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azrookie

Sounds like an article from The Onion. Beaver semen on his face?

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Ermita_Nights

Some other headlines from this same "news" source:

Transspecies man abandons family to live naked in the forest as a squirrel

British Royal Family butler fired after revealing Prince George is gay

Butcher who used condoms made of pig intestines contracts flesh-eating bacteria

Student suspended for pretending to be transgender just to use girl showers during gym class

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viking2012

Hey, I never said it was true or not, I just thought it was good for a laugh. :D

Here's another one, an OTC tip for our ISIS members....

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4got2wipe

That site has some funny stuff! Check out the cross-eyed woman that trained squirrels to attack her ex!

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Ace!

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viking2012
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Cashman1234

The first article was like a scene out of the Revenant -the XXX version! A beaver splooged all over a trapper - lol!

The trapper placed traps to kill beavers - and the beaver was only getting his rocks off - so I think the trapper got off easy...

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Cashman1234

4got2wipe - that woman has very crazy eyes. She probably scared the shit out of the squirrels!

Not sure how her ex got his nuts bitten - but if he dated that crazy-eyed freak - who is a former circus trainer - he must be an odd duck!

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