Fucked by a Beaver

"The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ejaculated on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area."

LOL, that beaver LDK'd him!

Sounds like an article from The Onion. Beaver semen on his face?

Some other headlines from this same "news" source:

Transspecies man abandons family to live naked in the forest as a squirrel

British Royal Family butler fired after revealing Prince George is gay

Butcher who used condoms made of pig intestines contracts flesh-eating bacteria

Student suspended for pretending to be transgender just to use girl showers during gym class

Hey, I never said it was true or not, I just thought it was good for a laugh. :D

Here's another one, an OTC tip for our ISIS members....

That site has some funny stuff! Check out the cross-eyed woman that trained squirrels to attack her ex!

Ace!

Meanwhile..

The first article was like a scene out of the Revenant -the XXX version! A beaver splooged all over a trapper - lol!

The trapper placed traps to kill beavers - and the beaver was only getting his rocks off - so I think the trapper got off easy...

4got2wipe - that woman has very crazy eyes. She probably scared the shit out of the squirrels!

Not sure how her ex got his nuts bitten - but if he dated that crazy-eyed freak - who is a former circus trainer - he must be an odd duck!