Fucked by a Beaver

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• realDougster

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  7 years ago

  "The beaver was crushing me with its weight and doing a humping motion on my head and neck while making a strange guttural sound. It must’ve weighed at least 200 pounds,” he recalls. Moments later, the large-sized semiaquatic rodent eventually ejaculated on O’Connor’s head and neck, before leaving the area."
  
  LOL, that beaver LDK'd him!
• azrookie

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  7 years ago

  Sounds like an article from The Onion. Beaver semen on his face?
• Ermita_Nights

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  7 years ago

  Some other headlines from this same "news" source:
  
  Transspecies man abandons family to live naked in the forest as a squirrel
  
  British Royal Family butler fired after revealing Prince George is gay
  
  Butcher who used condoms made of pig intestines contracts flesh-eating bacteria
  
  Student suspended for pretending to be transgender just to use girl showers during gym class
• TheeOSU

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  7 years ago

  Hey, I never said it was true or not, I just thought it was good for a laugh. :D
  
  Here's another one, an OTC tip for our ISIS members....
  
  http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/syria-ku…
  
  
• 4got2wipe

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  7 years ago

  That site has some funny stuff! Check out the cross-eyed woman that trained squirrels to attack her ex!
  
  http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-ar…
  
  Ace!
• TheeOSU

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  7 years ago

  Meanwhile..
  
  http://www.imagebam.com/image/6fb6e05169…
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  The first article was like a scene out of the Revenant -the XXX version! A beaver splooged all over a trapper - lol!
  
  The trapper placed traps to kill beavers - and the beaver was only getting his rocks off - so I think the trapper got off easy...
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  4got2wipe - that woman has very crazy eyes. She probably scared the shit out of the squirrels!
  
  Not sure how her ex got his nuts bitten - but if he dated that crazy-eyed freak - who is a former circus trainer - he must be an odd duck!