Botox....

Those dark skinned camels are hot !!

Q. What do you call an Arab who owns both a goat and a camel. A. Bi-sexual.

I’ve never seen something so exciting...

Jackslash - lol! That’s too fucking funny!

Q: Why are camels called ships of the desert? A: Because they are filled with Arab semen!

Q: Why did the ISIS school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? A: They only had one camel.

Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six camels? A. A pimp!

A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head."

Q. Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Muslim funeral? A. There's only 2 handles on a garbage can.

Q. What do you call a Muslim between two houses? A. Ali.

Q. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim? A. When aiming.

Omg! Those jokes are brutal - and very funny! Lol!

Why did the funny muslim comedian fail?

He didn't bomb!

Q. What is the difference between a Muslim stripper and a Christian stripper? A. The Christian stripper gets stoned before taking off her clothes.