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440viking

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458 posts by 440viking

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OT: The other Cavs

As a long time Cavs fan going back to "The Miracle Of Richfield" days, google it if you don't understand, this hits a bit close to home even though it's exaggerated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=103&v=d9HGjZd_Fm8

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 6

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A few wife jokes

My wife just came in and said, “I don’t know if I am coming or going." I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face, you're going, 'cuz when you're coming you look like a fucking Down Syndrome…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 16

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Question for Dr. Phil

Dear Dr Phil, I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was jerking off, I turned to notice my wife was just standing there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert or what?

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 8

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Are my testicles black?

A young student nurse enters a hospital room to check on a male patient. “Nurse,”‘ he speaks uneasily from behind his oxygen mask mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse responds, “I don’t know, Sir.” He tries to ask again, “Nurse,…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 6

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OT: 911 Operator Doesn't Want to Talk to Anyone

This is unbelievable! This crazy woman only received a 10 day jail sentence plus probation for hanging up on thousands of 911 calls. Granted there are some frivolous 911 calls but this crazy woman most likely left many people helpless…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 10

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Another Unpublished Review question.

I was wondering what the criteria is for posting UP reviews. I've gone down the UP review list a couple times and to be honest the few that I've read look like legit reviews to me. So my question is…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 6

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The OFFICIAL SanJoseCreep "Woe is me my wife left me" thread

The creep needs psychoanalysis and therapy because of and as to why his wife left him and his teddy bear to face the big bad world by themselves. This thread is here to help him come to terms with his…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 115

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Meanwhile, at the San Jose Wild Animal Park..

A small San Jose Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem: The gorilla was…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 14

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For you married guys....

Some tips.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=iK2OakMoW_c

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1

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Ooops

A wife was quizin her husband what he'd do if she were to pass first. Wife, Would you re-marry right away? Or would you wait awhile? Husband sez, I'm not sure. Wife, You wouldn't let her wear my jewelry or clothes would you? Husband,…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 11

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Club hours?

I was going through some club listings of clubs around a city I have business in tomorrow morning. I intended to hit some clubs after I'm done and on my way home but I have no idea when they open…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 14

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Emily Ratajkowski, like you've never seen her before

If I saw these pics untitled I would never think it was her. https://editorials.fashion/emily-ratajkowski-by-tony-duran-for-treats-magazine/

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 33

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A principle gets in on the act

It's not just for teachers anymore.......... https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/oh-cuyahoga/a

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 4

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Follow up on a Cleveland 2AMer

The shooting was posted here back when it happened. http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/04/man_charged_after_gunfire_foll.html

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1

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Have you ever?

Have you ever been in a club and possibly during a slow time scan the room and wonder if any or how many of the other customers read or post on TUSCL?

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 24

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Art's Brother's Topic?

Awhile back Founder posted a link to an article/post by Art'sBrother about his trip to give a cash gift to a former stripper. That story has never turned up in discussions or articles or maybe I just don't see it.…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 2

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Tip of the day

Or is that fingertip of the day? This Woman Says A Dancer Bit Her Finger Off At A Strip Club And Her Friend Shared The Whole Saga Online https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/diamond-bit-my-finger?utm_term=.wc3091NOe#.lhMRMNkAz

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 1

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Strip Club Psychiatrist

Has your brain ever been shrunk by stripper psychiatrist in a strip club? I'll bet that you have, after all let's face it,nobody knows crazy like strippers do.

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 10

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How about strip club 30 minute oil change and tire rotation?

You pull up and hand the valet your keys then you enter the club and the valet puts your car on the rack, changes the oil and rotates your tires. free lube job if you still drive a car with…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 6

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Strip Club Barber?

The strip club bartender thread has me thinking about strip club barbers. Have any of you ever got extras from a strip club barber? You know, a shot and a shave with a little trim off the top.

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 7

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2 AM'er follow up

Aspiring Cleveland rapper pleads guilty to strip club killing CLEVELAND, Ohio -- An aspiring Cleveland rapper pleaded guilty Monday in the March 2016 fatal shooting of a man at a downtown strip club. Ernest Thornton, who performed under the stage name…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 5

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Fucked by a Beaver

Looking for some sexy beaver? Try Lake Winnipeg in Canada. Reversing the narrative of fucking a beaver. :D http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/canadian-trapper-survives-brutal-sexual-assault-by-200-pound-beaver/

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 8

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Trump to meet with Kim

I can see it now, Trump takes Dennis Rodman to the meeting to dazzle Kim while Elton John sings Rocket Man in the background. :D There's already lots of speculation regarding how this will turn out and it remains to be…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 60

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GOODNIGHT BUNNY RANCH

For the guys that like to overpay for pussy,there's one less place to go to. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5685963/notorious-love-ranch-brothel-lamar-odom-nevada/ GOODNIGHT BUNNY RANCH

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 11

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OT: Is this racist?

I'm not defending the heckler in this story, he actually sounded pretty lame and ignorant, but I am wondering if things get to the point that anything said to a black man by a non black man will be considered…

440vikingElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 23
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