Comments by ATACdawg (page 57)

Are we sure that it wasn't consensual? Or did the horse indeed say, "NEIGH!" 🐴

I bet this woman doesn't even wipe her ass after doing the deed....💩🤮😷

I heard that BagBoyJames trailer was swept away in last year's Mississippi flooding and was carried down to the Gulf of Mexico where it was covered up in leftover oil from the BP platform slick. He can't get a grip on his door handles and is still floating and has been carried into the North Atlantic my the Gulf Stream. Quite sad, really....🤪

Personally,bi would see subpar caddying as an asset, as I would get to spend more time on the course with her. But then, I am anything but a serious golfer!🤣

Eh?

I should have looked at your name before I replied - I would have given a bit more info! Specifically, Fantasies is much less expensive from a dancer's standpoint. For rooms, Fantasies takes $60 per 1/3 hour. The dancer share is whatever you want to charge. Typical is about $200. I have been asked for anywhere from $140 to $240. PH, on the other hand, takes half or maybe more of the $300 per half hour room charge. You may, of course, ask for a tip on top of that. PH tipouts are also higher because of the much larger staff. I can't give you figures on that. As far as stage dance earnings go, I have seen a lot more "make it rain" at PH. However, the total number of dancers is much less, so dancers go on more. Also, at Fantasies, if you sit at the bar, tipping is expected, and virtually every seat is at the bar. In contrast, at PH, only about 9 seats are at the bar, and the rest is at outlying tables. Dancers at Fantasies have always seemed to have long tenures, and most seem to be happy with what they are making. Average age is also higher, and girls who have stayed in shape can actually worh into their 40s and even 50s. My ATF was actually 52 when she stopped, and that was because she ended up being the sole caregiver to her grandson. She could have been mistaken for being early thirties. She was the top dayshift earner in the club, and probably top three in the club. Hope this helps! PM me when you figure out where you're going to end up!

Penthouse is a very reliable source for very hot but expensive dancers, upstairs VIP rooms with doors (but also with cameras!), has decent food, clean restrooms complete with troll, and safe, though expensive, parking. Very busy from ~8:30 on just about any night of the week. Fantasies Nightclub, in my opinion, has some dancers that are as hot as Penthouse's, but a little less depth. VIP rooms are a little cheaper overall, have no doors but also no cameras. Food service used to be very good, but since the pandemic has suffered greatly. Fewer very busy times than PH, mostly after 9:00 Fridays and Saturdays, and to a lesser extent, Thursdays. Both clubs are nude on stage, but PH can get you lots closer. Your bar tab at Fantasies will be half to two thirds of PH.

Lol. One of my favorite movies!

The old set combo to 1-2-3-4, I imagine...🤣

Depends on the girl's weight. Papi's girls need not apply!😉

Rum & Coke, 1 per hour to a maximum of three. Straight cola after.

"The Armada" by Garret Mattingly, 1959. My wife thought that I would like this on and she was right. Mattingly was a professor of history and has written a take on the Spanish Armada that starts with the execution of Mary Queen of Scots and the forces that act made to seek revenge on Elizabeth 1. I find myself engrossed, yet having to stop periodically to let it settle. Recommended. Another book I would recommend is one that I read years ago and have reread several times. It's titled, "The Naval War of 1812" and was authored by Theodore Roosevelt. It's written in a very modern prose compared to most of that era. It was written in such an evenhanded manner that when the Brits wrote their history of the British Navy, they asked TR to write the section on the War of 1812!

1. I like reading, studying and using reviews of clubs where I can see beautiful female bodies. 2. I like re...............using reviews of clubs where I can have a beautiful, naked woman in my arms. 3. I like the witty repartee on this site. 4. I like being able to peruse one of Papi's reviews for three or four days. 5. The wisdom of the ricks!

Going on a cruise to Kent Narrows with my wife and several friends, who will be on other boats. Tuesday, or maybe Wednesday, we'll buzz back home to do laundry, arrange getting my catalytic converters replace and return to the boat.

I guess she has an inflated idea of her value to Rick. She had better tread carefully. OK. I'll quit now and leave space for other punsters.

I understand Rick getting "tired" of that excuse.....😜😏