Comments by Dacandyman

just remember. no h8. If u feel h8 just eat some candy an watch a porno. i'm smoking week right now thru an apple and i have a bag of jelly beans open. all I need is a good porno. what kind of porno do u guys like?

Bernie rox. i hope u guys don't support that racist jerk Trump

Do any of u know sara Paulson? she posed topless in Some magazine. she is a lesbian an likes the mom from 2 n a half men. id luv to watch those 2 go at it. do u know what magazin?

i like big tits an the blond girl is gr8 an im gonna jack it 2 her when im a lil more drunk

i wanna get used 4 sex

i wanna get used 4 sex

thanks vince and dominic. thats a weird story shark. pot an booze and candy help me 4got. im drunk n stoned rite now

i also have a full bottle of triple sec in the house. i think ill drik that to before i juck it to some rly hard porno. im pretty hi now in case ur wondering. and drunk from the amaretto 2.

im wanting 2 increase my strip clubbin now that i have been dumped. but i dont live near any good clubs so im stuck with candy n porno

i guess im bad cuz im young n i like pop not booze or water. do u guys have advice 4 a newbie. last time i posted i did go to chicago 2 club but then i got a girlfriend. now my heart is broken n im rly high

it is better to luv n lose than never luv papi. but now it sucks cuz im smokin lots of pot n crying n eatin jelly beans. i think im going 2 jack off now

good idea rh48 but i dont live near a good club so i have 2 travel. im basically stuck with porno n rite now im binging on jelly beans. starburst i dont know what ur talkin about txtitty but think it is disrespectful n kind of stupid 2 create a character with a homophobic name. u may soon realize that u actually do have same sex attraction n there is nothing rong with that i dont find drunk driving funny rick

im not juice he is some other guy that sometimes posts too much but i also like him cuz hes funny. i just rite like im textin cuz thats how evryone rites now. some old guys on here did not like this i dont remember u so u must b new. does alucard still post? he was rly nice to me when i used to post here.

Did u find her?? And does she like DP??

That is rly funny tumblingdice. I grew up with shaved so i like hair. But a real bush is just kinda freaky to me cause i only see it in old porno. If you porno search for hairy the girls usually also have hairy pits and legs and that is a bit much. But I woul prolly like bush more if I grew up with it. Im just not used to it. Rly like the new avatar zipman68. She is rly hot when I clicked on your photos. Much better thn the goofy cartoon Supergirl no offense to u or Mikey. Tho I did like the hulk fucking Supergirl that was kinda funny

Clubber u need to search for more porno so the terns u look for will come up at the top for your home state! I have never search for cream pie either. I do search for stuff like anal and DP and landing strip and interracial but those are not common terms I saw. Cool iPad capitalizes DP I wasn't expecting that. iPad programmers must be perverts

This is an area where I. Disagree with Alucard. I think weed is pretty harmless and I enjoy it. But I've actually cut back cause I wasn't smoking at all when I went to see my family. Im trying to smoke a little but not to much. But I prolly isn't that good for u. So I just wanna smoke every once in a while. And I don't smoke or drink and drive cause that isn't good. Ppl should be free to do what they want as long as they don't hurt others like by drinking and driving so i think weed should be legal but it won't be where I live.

I don't know why u guys are on Alucard's case bout this. Is the review any good?? I didn't get much out of it an the guy said something stupid which was that he did not use a condom when he had sex. That is rly stupid. Alucard has been nothing but nice to me and I prolly don't agree with him about everything but I would try to not be a jerk when I disagree. If u rly think that was a good review why don't u just say it. Some of u guys like mikeya02 and Estafador have been nice to me an seem rly cool. Im new here so I don't know about old flame wars but maybe we should all try to just joke around and have fun. But even if alucard was a jerk and I don't think he is cause he is nice to me he. Still might be right about this review. And I wanna see good reviews tho cause i don't live close to good clubs and have to take road trips to get to good ones an i don't wanna go to a crappy club cause somebody just didnt care. Alucard should a review like this be flagged?? It is not a guy just trying to sell the club or trash it. It just is not informative.

I like them in my face

Estafador I got a iPhone and iPad. I've tried using the voice recog on the iPhone and is pretty good but doesn't know some words like jizz. It read it as Jesus and that is funny. But the iPad is great cause it does a lotta autocorrect. But I am always better when I writing than just posting cause i post to boards like a txt and I admit im sloppy. Plus the iPad does not catch everything. And Im gonna just ignore txtittyfag cause he never says anything nice. He does not say anything I find funny too. If other ppl find him funny that is fine but he is just an asshole in my opinion. This board is more fun if I just talk to cool ppl. So say what u want txtittyfag I just don't care. And I notice dc that my auto correct wants to spell asshole as asswhole. I always misspell it that way and I think the pad picked it up. Do any of u iPad users know if u can delete stuff like that??

Ranukam the freaks in the bedroom is what I rly want. But I live in a pretty small town so I just don't have many options. One of the reasons I think about jerking it all the time. Life gets so boring and I want more different girls

I hear u Alucard. I often get told i am gross when I pop in a porno to watch thinkin I will get the girl in the mood. Porno gets me in the mood and I bet they get turned on to but feel they should say they don't like it. The way the stripper u talk about did it is what I want. I need to move some place with more stripper clubs so i can get more of that. No interest in a wife just horney girls that lik porno.

Srsly tho. Is this from the onion?? Seems pretty stupid. And if it is real what should pregnant women eat to have girls with big tits?? Baby's all coming out with D cups that only get bigger. That would be so cool

No worries here. I think my mom must have ate anti-chicken when she was pregnant with me. LOL

But srsly which of u guys is the dude this happen to?? I could see myself falling for it cause I think with my dick all the time. Maybe I need a new doggie cone