Dead on a Saturday night

Came in on a Saturday evening the week after the nude night and everyone must have gone that night and spent their monthly allowance. & girls working ranging from 5-7 in looks and body. Same old layout and routines as mentioned many times before. Its a redneck bar in the middle of nowhere that seems to want more upscale clients but have no ideas how to make people with money comfortable. Lack of Dj makes the place seem like a do it yourself checkout, weekends should have a Dj to try and lively things up. The girls on the microphone must only know 6 phrases and uses them over and over. Dances are still 20 in the lap-dance area with minimal contact controlled by the dancer and champagne rooms are just bigger lap dance areas with a chest high semi wall, no privacy and you are not going to get anything special here. Girls are nice enough if you can get one to stop and visit, but they get caught up in chasing the same 4 regulars and the regulars play them like fiddles. At least this time the owner didn't show up drunk and start bitching out the girls for the lack of business, he does not advertising, runs no specials and wonders why he gets no new patrons. If they had any competition they would be closed in 4 months or less. Its a local bar with girls and limited food and normal priced drinks.