A business opportunity

Miss Lindsey’s is for sale. Act now before it’s too late!

I’ve been to dozens of strip clubs all over the country, and this has to be the biggest dive anywhere. (Full disclosure: I live within a few miles but haven’t been inside in probably five years. It’s too creepy.) But now there’s a big For Sale sign outside. It’s on a major road and I drive by frequently. There are never more than one or two cars outside, and I’ve heard one is the owners. The building is little more than a shack. Other reviews have said all you need to know about the facilities. The girls five years ago were ehh, and I can’t imagine that they’ve gotten any better.

But, it’s for sale now. You too can take ownership of a strip club! A great location, probably at a low, low price. A few capital improvements and you’d be in the strip club business.