Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 82)

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    6 years ago
    RedRoseRoom
    Maryland
    The VIP ROOM?
    The short answer is no they don't. Would you like a customer finding out your private info? This is really not appropriate and stalkerish. Just wait till he comes back.
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    6 years ago
    RedRoseRoom
    Maryland
    The VIP ROOM?
    His name is Gawker ok? Yo Gawker your new girl wants to see you again and spend money on you!
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    6 years ago
    RedRoseRoom
    Maryland
    The VIP ROOM?
    I hear they will be using biometric scanners soon to avoid this hassle.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Whats the best way to travel with a decent amount of Cash ?
    Jester that works if you get the casino to get you a marker. It's probably a good idea really if you promptly pay it off.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Whats the best way to travel with a decent amount of Cash ?
    RD I understand just being suspected of being a smuggler can result in seizure with a battle to prove the money is not ill-gotten. Drugs do not have to be directly involved. I agree neither have I but Juice driving his rusty 1998 econoline with the waterbed in back may invite suspicion.
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Lips ?
    Thicker lips (but not too thick) are nice but not a deal breaker. A nice smile makes up for allot.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Whats the best way to travel with a decent amount of Cash ?
    Traveling with lots of cas by car is dicey as mentioned some police forces can confiscate the money especially if found in conjunction with any illegal drugs. There was s poker crew a couple years ago that got busted driving through Iowa with over $100k bankroll and had weed too and lost everything to the local police with no recourse. It is legal theft but thats the way it is right now with suspected drug runners. IMO Airborne travel is safer. The most I ever moved was $50k returning flying from a trip back from Las Vegas. $10k stacks were individually wrapped in plastic grocery bags and rubber banded the all wrapped in another and secured in my carry on luggage. Primarily I was worried about TSA tampering or theft so I made it difficult to lift anything easily. I also inventory right after they scan baggage. I frequently travel with over $10k on gamble trips and never had a problem with TSA (but I make it hard for them to try). Best of advice is just bank and move money by withdrawing from the bank when you get there. If you are doing something shady then good luck with that. Maybe watch Breaking Bad or something for tips.
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    6 years ago
    Icey
    I put your ATF on a winning team
    You know you got her locked down when.............
    How about a strip club review? Lets get the laydown of the club or something. I expect something like "...saw my ATF bitch on stage and scowled at the pls giving her money. I look really intimidating, which she loves, cause I am like her personal bouncer. She goes VIP a bunch of times tonight so I sit there most of the time just looking tough but it's cool, shes my bitch. I drive her home later and we go to her place and we have great sex. She says she wants my baby and has not had a period in 3 months which is cool cause I don't need that shit gettin in the way of my sex with her. It's been 4 weeks with her and we are a thing now, she gave me half her money to buy paint and paint the baby room. Shes says her family has babies fast and to expect my baby in 6 months. Hell yeah, that's all me bro! Shes my bitch!"
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Watched a good friend in poker go legit broke last night
    Juice is correct about poker but in the context of his friend skill is irrelevant. Skill makes a winning player but any winning player can lose as any particular hand or session due to variance (luck or bad luck). He totally failed at bankroll management and putting your last $200 on the table is just plain nuts. https://www.pokernews.com/strategy/how-to-manage-your-poker-bankroll-tips-and-recommendations-23914.htm
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    6 years ago
    Johnbrian81
    New Jersey
    Thick Ebony Booty in NJ
    "This one"? SJG are you offering your booty up to this gentleman? You should at least post your imgur or instagram.
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    IG account of literally finest girl in the world
    Too much azzzz...very pretty face and shapely. I will give you that.
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    6 years ago
    DFreshPalace
    California
    Thank You TUSCL
    MDB the strip club is a great place to get your spirits lifted for awhile. Glad it's working out for you.
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    6 years ago
    DFreshPalace
    California
    Thank You TUSCL
    Lol 25 is drill sergeant Hartman reborn... "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Watched a good friend in poker go legit broke last night
    That's a tough situation Juice. If he is decent he should get a backer until he gets back on his feet. If you are not rolled don't lend him anything, best way to lose a friend.
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    6 years ago
    Medellín in September anyone?
    I hear the girls give good head down there and the guys...well they just take your head (literally).
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    6 years ago
    LinzeeDet
    Pussy tighter than a LA parking spot
    Hi boys
    If you get a chance see Linzee. She is a very sexy pretty dancer and a fun person. Have fun on your vacation!
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    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    I'm guessing the "Progressives" are celebrating
    Lol@25. Reminds me of a funny Woody Allen quote "Those who cannot do, teach. Those that cannot teach, teach gym."
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    6 years ago
    max_starr
    Cleveland, Ohio
    bonding atf/sb out of jail
    LOL. Gawker casually walks into this thread and it's totally derailed with a casual "guess what happened to me today?"
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    6 years ago
    max_starr
    Cleveland, Ohio
    bonding atf/sb out of jail
    Max sorry it came to that. Was ex pissed since he posted bond or something and you got off cheap with the fine? I could see that pissing him off if he was trying to do good. I assume your wife only found out after her took gfs phone and got your info and called your wife. Some missing elements here to know how this imploded but nothing is worth losing your kids over. Skibum your story lacks all the essential elements of drama we like to read about here. Oh and yes we got it, you are happy with your life choices but what's the point in rubbing it in op's face.
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    6 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    I have a confession...
    Sweet. Are you Trucidos too?
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    6 years ago
    flagooner
    Everything written by this member is a fact.
    I'm guessing the "Progressives" are celebrating
    I dont care what gender you think you are. You should compete in the gender you are born with otherwise it normally becomes an unfair advantage with male genes. Men have evolved with those characteristics as important to our survival as a species (at least what makes us up today from the past). When I read this I almost think DEVO may have had it right that we are de-evolving as a species. Loser take all..
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    6 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    What is classy vs trashy in the world of stippers.
    Classy vs. trashey is all about how she presents her image and her state of mind. Classy is grace or effort on the pole and/or floor, style (clothes, hair, make-up), clean appearance, few or very artful tats, can hold a conversation, keeps the high road and doesnt talk too much shit about others, is not overly messed up on booze/drugs, and is fairly polite. But in the club she still needs that "could fuck your brains out" look to her and not a prissy or prude demeanor. Trashy is just the opposite. In my world classy or trashy has nothing to do whether she will do extras or not.
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    6 years ago
    Some new pics :)
    Thats a pretty pussy. Nice pics!
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    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Mom busts teen son in bed with middle school counselor
    Perhaps his counselor was helping him explore his other talents since academics was obviously a bust. She is really into her work.
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    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Baby Daddy Day
    I have only one kid...me!