Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 64)

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    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Cardi B Confessed That She Used To Drug Men And Rob Them, And The People Are Hav
    JamesSD is probably correct. She is front running a potential problem of some PL coming out of the woodwork claiming he fucked her in a hotel room. She simply states this to claim they were drugged and she does not have to admit she fucked him even if there is evidence she was actually there.
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    6 years ago
    WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
    New Jersey
    Ever have a dry orgasm
    Willy those are called "The Dry Heaves"
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    6 years ago
    WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
    New Jersey
    Ever have a dry orgasm
    Yea when I was a young guy and it was like my 6th of the day.
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    6 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    N.J. strip club stole my tips, tried to prostitute me in ‘champagne rooms,’ form
    The burden of proof will be high for her if indeed she was let go for effectively being an ROB and pissing off customers and staff. The only outcome that seems likely is possibly harming the club in the short term. Meanwhile she commits career suicide and will have to get out of dodge.
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    6 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: Stormy Daniels attorney arrested
    It's classic that Stormy Daniel's is preparing to turn on her former attorney. This is somebody who will sell out anybody for a buck.
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    6 years ago
    V Day on Friday
    lol @ George. I imagine your man parts "turtleing" is a common reaction prior to the procedure especially in the cold. Fortunately it was warm in the room and I was strangely not nervous. But I was envisioning a stress free sex future which relaxed me.
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    6 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Sorry i haven't been around
    Still waiting on that June/July Vegas meet up...
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    6 years ago
    Crazyjoe’s personal journey into self development:
    That made me lol
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    6 years ago
    Electronman
    Too much of a good thing is never enough
    Married couple poll: How many years was your sex life with your partner satisfy
    1. 25 years 2. 10-12 years
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    6 years ago
    The world would be a better place if we all had sex at least once a day.
    ...and how are you not a dancer? You can live out your fantasy and get paid $$. You must have some kind of ethic, moral code or whatever holding you back Lolita?
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    6 years ago
    Nidan111
    Somewhere in MO.
    I have to stop adding vodka to my wine
    Vodka is my present strip club drink of choice. Clean and doesn't degrade my sexual performance. Grey Goose, Stoli flavored, Tito's...but cabernet wine used to be my regular choice at the better clubs. The medium tier and below serve shit wine. When I was a SC regular at Flight Club I was referred to as " 'first name' wine guy"
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    6 years ago
    Mixed feelings on new photo (uploaded today)
    I'm ready for you to.bomb me with the photos lolita! ;) Oh, how are you taking those pics?
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    6 years ago
    Countryman5434
    I entered the dragon and was never the same
    Detriot clubs
    ...no shorts though. We don't know what those are in Michigan.
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    6 years ago
    Countryman5434
    I entered the dragon and was never the same
    Detriot clubs
    Countryman I think you would have been fine at some decent clubs in Detroit. I would have recommended Cricket, Subi's or BT's.
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    6 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Robert Kraft Plea Deal
    77 and still going strong. This guy is a baller in every sense and deserves a PL salute!
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    6 years ago
    future POTUS and Senator in training
    Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?
    Soo I'm honestly not gonna b posting on here as much as I'm getting more serious
    You are put of luck mister wonderful Old fat men posing as cute college girls prefer young latin men name horhay.
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    6 years ago
    MackTruck
    God Bless Dancers
    I found Blahblahblah23 at the gym
    If she is built like that then I take her threats more seriously. Selecting me as her next victim and if I had a choice I would take suffocation by those jiggly titties.
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    6 years ago
    New Photo
    Agreed you look better than Aubry. :)) Why the heck are you soo far away from me :( Oh and thanks for giving me a reason to jerk at least 2x per week per Dr.'s orders.
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    6 years ago
    V Day on Friday
    Snip Report: Took a half day at work today and drove an hour to my appointment at my friends office (MD urologist). He did not advise I drive home from my appointment but I gambled and decided I would anyways since there are not too many uber/Lyft rides in the area. I figured I could just rest for x hours in my car if it was that bad and leave whenever. Probably not the best plan and I do not advise it but I was in no rush... Got in. Signed my legal liability form and next thing I know I am sitting on the medical bed with my pants and underwear off under a paper blanket. Probably the must unpleasant aspect of the procedure is getting the anesthetic needle stuck a few spots in my ball sack. If it stings it means its hit the nerve where it needs to be and yea that stung. Some discomfort then nothing...I had no pain after that during the entire procedure. Just some weird pressure occasionally and I did react a bit during the initial catuerization process but I would say 95% discomfort free. a 1/4" cut is made in your sack and about 1 cm of the tubes are cut out, tied and cauterized. The odds of them successfully reconnecting later are apparently like winning the lottery (except winning really means losing) We actually had a lengthy discussion during the entire procedure that for the most part uninterrupted. On a funny note there we actually do play poker on a regular occasion together and I told him during the procedure now is your opportunity to find out what hands I had when he folded and I did not show my hand (he literally had me by the balls lol). We laughed loud enough that the staff were thinking WTF is going on (apparently laughter is not common during a vasectomy, go figure?!?!). A couple of stitches, some topical ointment, gauze and an ice pack and we were done about 30-45 minutes later. I did not feel woozy at all and had no pain. Walked to my car and drove back with chunk of ice between my legs. The only other Dr. prescribed post surgery actions are to jerk off at least 2x per week after it heals and take a fertility test in two months. Yes you heard it. Dr. prescribed masterbation to clear out lingering sperm in the plumbing. I wonder if insurance could cover club activities if I get this service from strippers? Hmmm I could claim carpel tunnel renders me unable to perform that activity myself ;) Now the anesthetic has wore off it feels like a lingering ache after a moderare kick in the balls. Gonna take it easy this weekend. Looking forward to a baby mama free future...
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    6 years ago
    New Photo
    Dammit don't get me a woody now. My balls are still sore from the operation.
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    6 years ago
    GrayFox
    Here we go again
    Naming dancers
    ...and worse yet how much you overpaid.
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    6 years ago
    GrayFox
    Here we go again
    Naming dancers
    Some girls don't care but I would bet most do. It's just an asshole move IMO and some of you embrace your your assholness and don't care. You might feel different if she posted her list online of her customers with descriptions of you and services performed.
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    6 years ago
    “Why are manhole covers round?”
    Hahaha I love Gawkers answer. You need be all offended and tell them the question is sexist.
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    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Floriduh guy pulls his cock out at a strip club.
    Big Dick Sammy you need to work on your front room skills. Then your pants come down....
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    6 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Floriduh guy pulls his cock out at a strip club.
    ^^^ That