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11 years ago
"You can't park here."
"Why not? This is a perfectly normal place to park."
"This is a sidewalk. You can't park here!"
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11 years ago
In High School drama class, we put together a short skit called "Jesus Christ:Judgement Day!" I played Jesus and passed judgement on everybody. They all died and went to hell. We painted tennis balls red(for fire) and I'd throw the balls at the sinners. They'd go down, writhing in agony, begging for forgiveness. I just laughed and told them, "Ye sinners have thy mark of thy beast and must be punished for thy transgressions against my father!" We got an A.
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11 years ago
"I made up my mind at seventeen
I ain't with no wife and a wedding ring
Cause I'm a player for life
So where's my wife
Probably at the rehab, stuck on the pipe"
-Too Short
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11 years ago
@Clubber-I'm still waiting for the Cliff Notes edition.
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11 years ago
@Clubber-His avatar picture. That picture kicks ass.
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11 years ago
Do what I do. Chill at the pool/day club. Be personable. Make friends. If you don't go to a night club, rest and wake up at 2. Then you hunt down your prey-drunk and unsuspecting gals on vacation.
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11 years ago
@Steve-I'm just fooling. I'm still at work. Graveyard for the brave hard.
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11 years ago
I had an amazing GFE last night, too. First, I was berated for being late for dinner and for forgetting the wine. Then she informed me(ordered me) that we'd be visiting her Nana on Sunday for lunch. That was followed by being told that I was going to help her lowlife brother move on Saturday. Finally, after dinner(where I was yelled at and emasculated), she happened to have a headache so we went to bed. To sleep. That's what I call a real world GFE.
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11 years ago
@Jack-Haha.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
@Dice-I just left one looking like that. On a bean bag. Or should it be, a Beaner Bag. Hahahahaha!
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11 years ago
I totally forgot about Silkypants. I'd love to club with Silkypants if he wore his get up.
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11 years ago
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It's interesting that the hot blondes of years past(Monroe & Mansfield) would be considered larger gals these days. Same with the Russ Meyer sex kittens. Yet these gals ain't big or rubenesque. Theses hotties are brick, shit houses.
I think the problem ain't the chicks but the testosterone lacking, little dick, beta male syndrome that's affecting America.
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11 years ago
I agree INNO, the Strip Joint has seen it's better days.
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11 years ago
I almost cried when Fred unveiled the swamp monster as Old Man Withers from down by the docks.
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11 years ago
I didn't see shit about Kangaroos. What, did the Nazis kill all the Jewish Kangaroos first? Or was it Babylon? Oh, that whore.
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11 years ago
I have a feeling we'll be hearing from the good reverend soon enough.
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11 years ago
@Dice-If they really wanna say "Fuck You Daddy!", they let their brother get them pregnant.
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11 years ago
I was in a mixed race once. It was a combination hurdle, mile, and relay.
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11 years ago
Not to be a dick but my rating system is the best. If she really is that hot and you really do wanna fuck some broad six ways to Sunday, you'd use the finger system.
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11 years ago
I just finished up another episode of Scooby Doo. You, know, the one with the Harlem Globetrotters as guest stars. That Shaggy, boy is he something.
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11 years ago
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Fat or skinny, the most important part is her personality.
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11 years ago
@PC-With a little Rick James and Smokey Robinson playing in the background.
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11 years ago
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"Alex, who are Spinal Tap."
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11 years ago
I go to breweries to drink. I go to strip clubs for hot, nekkid women, writhing around on the ground in a counter clockwise manner.
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11 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_VcjMUOJMM
See what I mean?