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10 years ago
What is your preferred type of lapdance?I prefer a counterclockwise grind during the Springtime.
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10 years ago
Expensive massage.How come this schmuck didn't place his Rolex in his luggage or the safe in the first place?
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10 years ago
HJ vs BJ or FSI'm on the same page as Dallas and the extra cost is worth the extra service.
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10 years ago
Who is the most like you?I only wish I could be the male Lopaw. There was, is, and will only ever be one Lopaw.
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10 years ago
How Do I Take Her Out Of My Head?@Dice-Heat it is.
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10 years ago
You wanna fuck that pussyeeee^^^^EEEEEEAre you SURE you're not Juice?
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10 years ago
Is Your Lap Taken?@Dain-Classic.
@Sippy-I love me a Detroit Handshake.
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10 years ago
How Do I Take Her Out Of My Head?I find that a scalpel and a lobotomy work wonders.
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10 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Farmerart's Vegetable GardenSpeaking of Art, we haven't heard from him in a Cotton picking minute. I wonder if he's out sowing his Wild Oats.
Maybe he's on the Lamb.
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10 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Farmerart's Vegetable GardenIf you think that Art's cool as a Cucmber in the oil patch, you should see him in the Pumpkin patch.
Speaking of the oil patch, Art always said to go against the Grain.
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10 years ago
This beer does not have enough head on itI remember that movie like yesterday. My CF resembles Shannon Elizabeth.
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10 years ago
Is Your Lap Taken?@Clubber-How right you are. When I was ten, we visited our family down in Argentina. I've been there before but this time we went to Patagonia and Tierra Del Fuego. I thought we were in Alaska. It's cold, rugged, and desolate.
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10 years ago
This beer does not have enough head on itTastes Great!
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10 years ago
Is Your Lap Taken?@Shadow-Well, the Southwest, of course.
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10 years ago
No Sippy, this is how you roll a jointNaked chicks and ganja! One of my favorite porn stars is Madison Ivy. She's pretty well known for being a Ganja Goddess.
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10 years ago
SUGGESTIONS FOR SPOTS TO PROPOSITION CIVILIAN GIRLS FOR LAPDANCES?@Zip-Hahahahaha.
I'd say to try out dressing rooms at Ross, Marshsall's, and other discount retailers.
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10 years ago
US Airways is Good at InternetI wonder if Shadow ever saw this kind of chicanery when he was in the business.
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10 years ago
Tax Day Quiz@Steve-That money was spent back in February on lights.
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10 years ago
Kate Upton: "I Wish I Had Smaller Boobs" and Could Go "Braless" So@Jack-Thanks Jack. You get to taste all the hot ones first. I don't mind, I batted second in baseball and played second base so sloppy seconds must be my destiny.
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10 years ago
HootersBoth Joe n Moto-Plus One.
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10 years ago
Chi-Chi@Jack-Did you ever bang her Chi Gong?
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10 years ago
Why I Love Strip Clubs@Jack-If you keep up hogging all the ladies, it's off to the Wall for you.
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10 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Farmerart's Vegetable GardenArt says fuck Ewe. As long as he can Steer his Cock, he'll never Boar any of his Chicks.
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10 years ago
HootersI've gone to Hooters for their bikini contests. I had a great time.
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10 years ago
Raining MoneyGood show.