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11 years ago
@Moto-I like your observations too.
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11 years ago
@Sclvr-Spot on observation.
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11 years ago
I'm a crawling king snake.
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11 years ago
Did you say your name is Michael Bolton?
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11 years ago
Her lying on her back on the bed, head hanging down off of the bed.
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11 years ago
@CJ-You must be a Joe Diffie fan. Me too.
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11 years ago
@CJ-Did her coochie do the talking? Give it a breath mint.
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11 years ago
My twin is a sarcastic, big titty bitch. She also has a Masters Degree. If you can deal with her 18 & 8 year old, more power to you.
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11 years ago
@GV-You like Thursdays cause that's College Night. I love College Night. Nowadays, I might be mistaken for the Spanish Professor.
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11 years ago
My sister n I look similar but not identical. Same smile and eyebrows. You'd like her.
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11 years ago
Break up after Thanksgiving and get a new girlfriend after Valentines Day.
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11 years ago
@Steve-Smart man. I do the 6:30-7:00 with my CF. Like Shadow says, I don't do sloppy seconds.
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11 years ago
@Ranukam-When that movie was new, I had two jobs. One for the same company that I still work for. At night and on weekends I worked at a movie theater. I was cleaning out Players Club and getting down, dancing in the movie theater. A couple of other ushers were cleaning and they started gigging out too. We were laughing and having fun. I started shaking my ass and acting an ass. That's about when we heard 3 ladies laughing. These 3 older ladies were watching us and comented on my booty shaking.
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11 years ago
@Moto-You kill me.
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11 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jXp9_jpBcM
Here's all ya need to know about the Players Club.
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11 years ago
I'll light a candle and pray a rosary.
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11 years ago
But of course. My buddy Shecky Horowitz out in Westwood works wonders. Tell him Slick sent ya. He'll cut 35% off the final cost.
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11 years ago
Whenever I feel like it.
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11 years ago
If I ever hear one of my TUSCLERS ever say that they got a case of the Mondays, I'll kick your ass.
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11 years ago
Lakers won last night. My first full game of the season. When you work graveyard you miss out on most basketball games.
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11 years ago
Se a cabo. I'm officially finished helping everybody move. That's what I did this Saturday.
Once again, never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, buy a pick-up truck(Chris Tucker voice).
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11 years ago
@PC-Here's the rundown on races/classes based in my CF's experience-
Yuppie White-Easy, no hassle, spends money, no haggle.
Desert Rat White-Smelly, dirty, cheap.
Latino(Rich or Poor)-Hands on, aggressive.
-Latino(better off)-Tries to hook up for free dates.
-Latino(poor)-Expects too much for too little.
Black-Expects too much for too little. Always tries to hook up for free dates.
Indian(Dot)-Smelly, cheap, bad tippers,
Arab-Smelly, cheap, bad tippers, rude.
Armenian-Smelly, aggressive.
Italian-Hands on, aggressive, wants to hook up for free dates.
It's what I can remember.
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11 years ago
Funny thing about size. Lopaw ain't got a dick but I bet my sister knows how to twister.
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11 years ago
Fuck a cover story. Don't forget your cover sheet on your TPS Report.
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11 years ago
I destroy stereotypes all day. I'm Latino with car insurance. Beat that shit. Now, if I was a an only child, that would be something. Latinos don't have only children.