Reviews by schmoe31415

Bristol is a titty bar, not really a strip club. It's on a country-highway corner maybe 20 minutes northeast of Madison, with free parking. Cover was $7, I think, after passing through a metal...

Treasures is an upscale club not too far from the strip. I visited on a Thursday about 9:30pm and started with a late dinner in their restaurant. They have a package for $130 that...

I was recently in Las Vegas for a bit more than a week. I usually try to check out a variety of clubs, but on this trip I instead visited Chicas Bonitas on several...

Cheetah's was maybe 15 minutes via ride share from the gas lamp neighborhood in downtown San Diego. It's next to a sports pub, which had a pretty nice room full of TVs for watching...

I arrived on a Thursday about 9pm after a 20-minute/$20 ride share from downtown (going back was slightly cheaper). Cover was only $7. The club was fairly large with a couple of stages and...

Silk is very convenient if you're already in downtown Milwaukee; it was just down the block from the hotel I was in. Cover was $15, and they offered a free coat check, which...

I visited on a Friday evening, about 10pm. My ride share from downtown Dallas took about 10 minutes ($15). Cover charge was only $3. A bottle of water was $5.75, I think. The club...

I left a less-than-thrilling visit at C-Mowe's on a Saturday afternoon and figured I'd pop into Wise Guys just down the street on the off chance I'd have more luck there. The club was...

I visited the Hustler Club on Thursday evening, about 9:30pm. I know that's too early for this club, but figured I could relax until things picked up. The evening ended up a near total...

Club listings should have a persistent, editable description section to go with the address and such so the same info doesn't need to be repeated in each review (though I guess I'm not going...

Crazy Horse 3 is south of the Strip, across the street from the new stadium. They offer a ride service, like most big Vegas clubs, but when I called on a Sunday evening I...

Hoops is midtown, just a few doors down from Rick's Cabaret. It's very narrow on entry with a bar on one side and some high-top tables on the other. A bit deeper in it...

I flew into Atlanta on a Sunday afternoon and decided to hit Blaze before making my trek through traffic to the north side where I was staying. Blaze is pretty close to the airport....

Outer Limits was about a 15 minute drive from downtown Des Moines. Much of that was on a highway that made it feel further away out of town. The road the club's on is...

I choose this KC club because of its convenience. It's a couple of blocks from the bar/restaurant filled Power and Light district downtown, and was easily walkable from my hotel. There was parking available...

Lady Godiva's is about a 10-15 minute drive from downtown Tulsa. Their sign is in a font that's difficult to read, but the place is otherwise easy to find on a commercial road. They...

The Washington Park Hustler club provides a consistently good experience. It's an easy 10-15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, just off the highway (and close to both Miss Kitty's and Scarlet's). They have a...

This club is a dayshift-only club, open noon-7pm every day. It's about 15 minutes from downtown St. Louis, through a tangle of overlapping highways across the river. It's a distressed area, but was quiet...

Pokekatz was a bit odd to get to, involving a bit of a wind through office and light-industrial buildings. My GPS brought me there without trouble, though. It looked like you could park on...

The parking lot for Bogarts felt a bit smaller than the one at Henry VIII, with the club in a similar old building. No parking fee or valet. Cover was $5. Arriving on a...

I arrived on a Monday afternoon around 3:30pm. The parking lot was heavily patched. I suspect it was a danger to cars before, but it was fine for me. There was no parking fee...

I arrived around 9:00pm on a Sunday (a repeat Tuesday evening was very similar). The valet was $10, cover was $20. It was a nice club inside, with a high ceiling, comfortable seats, etc....

The Pony was about a fifteen minute drive from downtown. It had a large, free parking lot that wrapped around the back of the club. The nearer side parking was mostly full whenI arrived,...

Brad's was about a fifteen minute drive from downtown Indy, had plenty of free parking, and a $5 cover. It was not as busy as on some previous visits, and I had no trouble...