schmoe31415

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Reviews by schmoe31415

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  8 months ago
  Bourbon Street

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Fit dancers with fake boobs in a dead club

  I made a brief stop at Bourbon on a Wednesday around 10pm. It was a short drive from downtown Phoenix. Parking was free. Cover was $10. Water was $5. The club was fairly...
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  8 months ago

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  Heellover
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  8 months ago
  Bandaids Showclub

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Not fancy and mid-range dancers, but fun dances

  Bandaids was the smallest of the clubs I visited in Phoenix. It's on a corner with a free parking lot. There was no cover when I arrived mid-afternoon on a Tuesday. Upon entrance there...
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  8 months ago

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  davejones1978
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  8 months ago
  Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Lots of dancers, decent club, expensive non-floor dances

  I was passing through Phoenix and checked out a few different clubs, none at ideal times. The first was Hi-Liter on a Sunday evening. Parking was free in a decent, well-lit (but unmonitored) lot....
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  8 months ago
  Chicas Bonitas

  North Las Vegas, Nevada
  Latina grindhouse

  Chicas Bonitas is a dive in north Las Vegas. It's a short walk from Palomino. I like pairing visits to both. They have a gravel parking lot which is free. Cover is just $5,...
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  7 months ago

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  TripleH
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  9 months ago
  Club Blaze

  Conley, Georgia
  A better second visit, with friendly dancer(s) and still cheap dances

  My first visit to Blaze was decidedly mediocre, but I was in Atlanta on a Sunday afternoon and decided to give it another try. Free parking, and no cover charge. The doorman gave a...
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  9 months ago
  Vivide (V Live)

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Has the parking lot always been this bad?

  I usually take a ride share to Vivide, but ended up driving myself this time around. I was shocked at how bad the parking lot was. It was more broken than not, and some...
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  9 months ago
  Colorado Bar & Grill

  Houston, Texas
  Strange decor, but attractive dancers. Mediocre dances. Meh.

  Colorado was about a twenty minute drive from downtown Houston, in the "Mahatma Gandhi District". There were a bunch of restaurants nearby, Indian and otherwise. There was a large free parking lot behind the...
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  10 months ago
  Men's Club of Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Large, relaxed, upscale club with beautiful dancers

  Men's Club is a large, upscale club about a twenty minute drive west of downtown Houston. It has a large enclosed parking lot. Parking was free. There was a valet, but no person staffing...
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  10 months ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

  Washington Park, Illinois
  Small increase in cover charge; still an entertaining club

  Hustler is a nice club in Washington Park, just east across the river from St Louis. It's about a ten minute drive from downtown STL. Parking is free in a large, well-lit lot (or...
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  a year ago
  Chicas Bonitas

  North Las Vegas, Nevada
  Dive with heavy-grind dances from Latinas

  Chicas Bonitas is a dive in North Las Vegas, across the street from Jerry's Nugget Casino and down the block from Palomino. Cover is only $5. Water was $6, I think, and shots for...
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  a year ago
  Palomino

  North Las Vegas, Nevada
  Great stage performances, attractive dancers, decent dances

  Palomino has been a favorite of mine for years, and I continue to visit when I'm in Las Vegas. It's a bit further from the strip than other clubs, situated in North Las Vegas...
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  a year ago
  Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  MNF a good value, but not the same energy as a busy night visit

  Sapphire is a big, glitzy club that is very "Las Vegas". I visited on a recent Monday, taking advantage of their Monday Night Football deal. For only $25 you can get a ride to...
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  a year ago
  Vivide (V Live)

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Reliable, good at what it does.

  Vivide has been a consistent experience for me for some time now. I go back when I'm in Atlanta and am generally happy with the experience. The club is a short ride-share or drive from...
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  a year ago
  Goldrush Showbar

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Pleasant, chill time

  I tried Goldrush for the first time back in June, and decided to try again on a recent Thursday evening. As before, it was nearly dead when I arrived around 8:30pm, though it picked...
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  a year ago
  Diamond Club

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Crazy loud, smokey, unpleasant atmosphere, but some high mileage dances

  I want to like Diamond, if only to have somewhere to go besides Vivide that provides a similar experience. I've tried it a few times now, and each time there have been elements that...
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  a year ago

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  Rod8432
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  a year ago
  Vivid

  New York, New York
  Nice club with pretty women, but confusingly mixed mileage on dances

  Vivid is in midtown Manhattan. The entrance sends you down some stairs immediately. When I arrived around 10pm on a Wednesday there was nobody at the door so I walked in without paying a...
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  a year ago
  Hoops

  New York, New York
  Modest sports-bar club with cute dancers, very loud music, and overpriced VIP

  Hoops is in midtown Manhattan, near the Empire State Building and a few doors down from Rick's Cabaret. I visited twice, on a Tuesday around 10pm and Thursday around midnight. Cover was $20. A...
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  a year ago
  Brad's Brass Flamingo

  Indianapolis, Indiana
  Good dances, good stage performances that can be hard to see

  Brad's is a short drive from downtown Indy. They have free parking. Cover was $10. The club feels smaller than it is because it has a low ceiling and sight-obstructing columns throughout. There's a...
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  a year ago
  Chez Paree

  Montréal, Quebec
  Beautiful dancers in a crowded club with cramped lap-dance spaces

  Chez Paree is one of several clubs in downtown Montreal. It's easy to walk to, and only a few blocks from a subway stop. Cover was $15 (CAD), with $10 paid at the counter...
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  a year ago
  Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

  Indianapolis, Indiana
  Better dancers and dances than a previous visit; low-key but entertaining

  Red Garter is the most convenient club if you're in downtown Indianapolis. It's easily walkable from the hotels, the convention center, and the various stadiums. There's one stretch under the old railroad that feels...
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  a year ago
  Brass Rail Tavern

  Toronto, Ontario
  Pleasant club with beautiful dancers

  Brass Rail is in downtown Toronto, easily reached by foot or transit. I don't know what the parking situation would be. There was no cover for this main-floor club. Up the stairs is the...
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  a year ago

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  schmoe31415
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  a year ago
  Vivide (V Live)

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Reliable, with attractive dancers and entertaining dances

  Vivide is reviewed almost every other day, so I'm not sure my notes will add much value, but for completeness I figured I'd drop something brief to go with my reviews of Diamond and...
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  a year ago

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  jaybud999
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  a year ago
  Goldrush Showbar

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Decent place to watch a game with some dancer background; uninspiring dances

  Goldrush was a bit further from my downtown hotel than either Diamond or Vivide, with the ride-share cost closer to $20 than $15. There was a pat down on the way in and a...
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  a year ago
  Diamond Club

  Atlanta, Georgia
  Smaller than Vivide, but a similar (good) experience

  I arrived just before 5pm on a Tuesday afternoon via $15 ride-share from downtown. There was no pat down or other security on the way in. Cover was $10. The club is a long,...