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published 1 mo ago
Some new faces, some good (pricey) dances
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schmoe31415

7.3

Hustler is one of the better clubs in the St. Louis area. It's a short drive across the river from downtown St. Louis, and is right at the highway exit so you don't have to…

review
published 1 mo ago
Low-key bar with some boobs that needs more, or at least better, dancers
reviewed by
schmoe31415

5.7

I haven't had great times at Wisconsin clubs, but I've occasionally had somewhat entertaining times so I keep trying them. I hadn't been to Bristol in a while and wasn't too far, so figured I'd…

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published 2 mos ago
Mediocre club, low pressure, pretty good dances
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schmoe31415

6.3

Oasis was a short, easy drive from my airport-area hotel. It's on a strip with a bunch of car dealers, car rental places, and other businesses. Parking was free; I didn't see a valet option.…

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published 2 mos ago
Nice club, pushy dancers, tame dances
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.3

Cheerleaders was a short drive from my airport hotel, sitting sort of between the airport and downtown Philadelphia. Parking was free. The cover was $10. There was a staffed metal detector on the way in,…

review
published 2 mos ago
The hiring manager must be getting kickbacks from a (bad) surgeon
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schmoe31415

5.0

Vivid was on the same street as my hotel, so I walked by several times while in Manhattan. The club was nearly anonymous, and could easily be missed if not for the doorman. The guy…

review
published 2 mos ago
Gorgeous dancers, ok dances, really expensive VIP
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schmoe31415

7.0

Flashdancers Midtown is right in the middle of things, near Times Square, a bunch of theaters, etc.. I went by after finishing a show at the Birdland Jazz Theater around the corner, arriving close to…

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published 2 mos ago
Solid option for Manhattan
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schmoe31415

6.7

I visited Hoops in midtown Manhattan twice while I was in the city, once late/after midnight on Sunday night, and a second time a bit earlier on Wednesday night. On Sunday there was a $20…

review
published 2 mos ago
Nice, convenient club with attractive dancers, but a disappointing visit
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.0

Silk is conveniently located in downtown Milwaukee, within walking distance of the stadium, theaters, restaurants, and many hotels. There's a parking ramp across the street if you come from further away. It's nearly anonymous, with…

review
published 4 mos ago
Slightly fancy club with fit but artificial dancers
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schmoe31415

7.0

Jaguars had a somewhat fancier, "gentleman's club" feel than some of the other strip clubs I'd tried in Phoenix. The parking lot was large and well lit. There was a set of velvet ropes at…

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published 4 mos ago
Nice club and atmosphere, good dances, but only a handful of dancers
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schmoe31415

6.7

I stopped in Essex on Super Bowl Sunday, mid-afternoon (before the game). It's on a commercial strip and next to "Monkey Wheels and Tires". The (free) parking in front is quite limited. I think there's…

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published 4 mos ago
Things to like, but it needs more dancers
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.3

Club Onyx has had the "Follies Day Shift" thing in their ads and social media for a while. I know some of the people involved harken back to that long-defunct club, but Onyx bears almost…

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published 4 mos ago
The club I return to the most when in Atlanta
reviewed by
schmoe31415

7.0

Vivide is the club in Atlanta I routinely return to when I'm in town. That continues to be the case even with a change for the worse in the dances.

Parking is $10 in their cramped…