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7 years ago
TUSCL: Where fucking a coconut is alright, alright, alright...
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7 years ago
Fucking hilarious!
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7 years ago
From my experience, the number one thing you need to have for the ultimate strip club experience is: money. Lots and lots of money.
If you have money in a club, you can almost guarantee yourself a good time in almost any club you choose to spend it in.
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7 years ago
Classy. Yet sophisticated...
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7 years ago
^^^ Damn, we are keeping some PL from getting laid BJ? ;)
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7 years ago
No tattoos doesn't seem like your style.
Every other girl you've posted on here has been pale white, red hair and covered in tattoos.
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7 years ago
He needs a Mack truck to be really righteous.
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7 years ago
Not enough white trash tattoos, if you ask me. lol.
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Must be the start of strip club season in the South.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Earth girls are easy.
Alien girls, you have to travel millions of light years to get them into VIP. But I hear they are worth the trip. Just look how many make the trip over the border to Mexico for some alien pussy.
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7 years ago
If I had the expendable money, I would have given her a test run for the $500.
My guess is... she's not that experienced in the art of giving head. So she would be no where worth $500.
Then I would have crossed her off my list and never gotten dances from her again.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Why so many articles you ask?
One answer: Alien girls. And/or alien strippers.
We're tired of the earth girls and their stripper shit...
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7 years ago
The money you save switching to Geico can get you 15 minutes in VIP with your favorite dancer.
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7 years ago
My insight on this? Water is wet.
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7 years ago
I wonder if Sidi Kamel has camels to sexually assault too?
That donkey should file a law suit against all those sexually frustrated kids. That donkey will be scared for life. Years of therapy will be needed. And the donkey won't be able to work and carry things because of the emotional and physical abuse.
Better call Sal.
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7 years ago
You need an air horn.
Mack Truck can set you up.
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7 years ago
Just let out a big ol rebel yell.
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7 years ago
When I was in the depths of my clubbing and spending 8 to 10 hours in a club (hitting both day and night shift) and many a VIP sessions with multiple strippers, I used to take it once in a while.
But i couldn't stand it. It gave me the worse headaches. Wasn't worth it. No i sea what it did for my blood pressure. The sex in VIP probably lowered my blood pressure more than anything.
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7 years ago
Most of us pray SJG doesn't post a mile long diatribe about Southern California politicians.
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7 years ago
Lol.
Yeah. That's about how it went probably.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I can think of 3 or 4 right off the top of my head.
One I met at Hustler in Metro Detroit (when Hustler was still pretty decent) she then moved on to Flight Club. She was a knock out. Playboy bunny type. Awesome, awesome body. ITC, OTC on dates and dinners, those were some good times.
Next one was one at Coliseum. To this day, still THE best bbbj's I've ever had in my life. She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Man, I miss that girl...
Another one was a Mexican girl from Coliseum too. Was sweet as pie to me. But she had a mean streak that took me aback when she got in a fight with a customer once. Man, she was fine. But feisty. Awesome in VIP.
Last one was my ATF. Met her at Coliseum also. She played me like a fiddle. Which I can see clearly now years later. But hindsight being 20/20 and all, I probably miss her the least because of the game she ran on me to suck all my money from my wallet.
But I learned the hard way with her to never fall for a stripper.
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7 years ago
Pop.
When I Iived in Atlanta, it was Coke or soda. But never pop.
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7 years ago
Forget about NC clubs.
Rent a Greyhound bus. Load it with all the 4 Loko and twinkles you can find. Get a deep fryer for the Chacken Fingers and mozzarella sticks.
Pick up a bunch of nasty ass, tattooed back page hoes. Put reruns of Action Bronson's "That's Fucking Delicious" tv show on the bus entertainment system along with a bunch of really, really, really bad rap music...
Then take the most direct route to Detroit.
I hear it's through Colorado. Pick up a guy named Crazy Joe. And then hit all the McDonalds and Waffle Houses and Circle K's you can possibly fit in on the way to Bogarts in Michigan.
Trust me. You'll have a better time than any club in NC.
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7 years ago
It was probably Kwame's buddy Bobby Ferguson on that hit.
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7 years ago
$350k is the starting point.
Remember, it's the "350K and UP club."
And you have to know the password to get in.
(Hint: its "Boobies")