Comments by tumblingdice (page 34)

Scat,is that where you apply a little Maybelline and reverse roles?

Scat, speaking of scary pussy.What ever happened to Gridget and why didn't she tell you she was married?That must have broken your heart.Also you and Gwen?How many times did you two visit the clinic?I'm not even going to start with your exwife.Dude,with your track record with women you should embrace the Supreme Courts ruling.

Not very.In 37 years of driving I have never been involved in an accident.Between homeowners,auto and insurance on her engagement ring I pay less than$1900.00 per year.Thank you USAA.Just a good old boy I guess.

Yeah Smith,her walking into the room is like when I call my lawyers,I can hear them start the stopwatch.It's all billable hours.Quite frankly I think you coat the computer keys as you post.

Hey Scat,any port in a storm.

Which one was the pig?

Been to Trapeze,thought I saw Shadow with that woman from Texas.

Ten days ago I asked her if she got her Fathers Day gift in the mail and she says yes.Three days ago she wants to trade me a shirt she bought for me for a shirt she bought for her father.They don't even know they are lying.

It's not what you make,it's what you keep.Think of the IRS as someone who is trying to take your money.I used to own a restaurant in Jersey where the boats would drop off the traders from Wall St.They would come in for happy hour and enlighten me with all that was going on,(Yes I still own my Under Armour IPO amongst others.) I've been retired since I was 52 years of age and about to get married.Lovedart hates the prenup while my will states upon my demise she gets everything,(She never was any good at math) So the moral of my story is money is a tool,money is a vehicle.Don't work hard,work smart.

Scat,is that where you met your ex-wife?Spanky,correct me if I'm wrong but I hear she has half of what you used to own.LOL.

Ranky,going to this board for financial advice is like going to Jiffy Lube for Sushi.

Scat,the only thing that pisses me off now is a letter from the IRS or a drop in the DOW.Come on girl cough that Man Card.

Scat,you hurt my feelings, oops I have no feelings.Sorry you lost your battle against the Terrible Taco.Scat,what were you thinking when you were drawing a bubble bath and getting things shoved up your ass.Fucking give me your Man card.She giggles when she tells me that story.

I don't know,Asians are just so cave dwelling to me.

Punched in the nuts,funny stuff.By the way my GF has AZDD.The Dr's keep adjusting her meds.

Ironfox,exactly what happened.Not one of our AA board members chimed in on this post.

Every other day.

Papi,how many weaves have you pulled off?

Just call me TumblingSharpton or TumblingJackson.Wonder why they haven't reared they're ugly heads.

Gaca,I feel your ship has already sailed.No other Prez ever used that word.I'm not a racist.Some of my best employees's were N's.

Dr.Phil,can you expand on that?

Have you ever heard any other POTUS say the "N" word?

No Rock,let me candy coat it for you.When I do something stupid I often call myself a dumb fucking "N" word.

Is that because you pull your dancers into VIP by the hair?

Ranukam,the black white knight.STRONGER THAN DIRT.