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11 years ago
Chump Change.
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11 years ago
Well!You know what they say about Uncle Ben?He's a credit to his rice.
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11 years ago
^^^^LDK.
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11 years ago
^^^^Due for rewiring 10/14/2013
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11 years ago
Okay Aludolt,say you are driving your Ford Focus to your favorite Michigan dive bar.You are daydreaming about that young redheaded dancer and the next Star Trek movie and you slam into the back of a Escalade with 22" rims.The other driver gets out to ask if you are okay and as you reply with some stupid comment you notice that his eyes are growing larger.As he screams,"What did you say mother fucker", and points a 9mm at your oversized forehead are you or are you not wishing you had a weapon?
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11 years ago
Shit!My girl can tell when I had asparagus for dinner.
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11 years ago
Where you outta Einstein?
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11 years ago
Reasoning!?Did you say reasoning?There's no reasoning with her.Her lame point is that it is her source of income and only my hobby.
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11 years ago
I rarely go into my gf's club.The only times I do go in is with her for their anniversary or holiday parties or when she totally shits the bed in civvie life and the latter being to impose a tariff or embargo on her day,the only way to grab her short attention span is to dent her pocketbook and let her know she screwed the pooch.It's funny,she sees me,knows she was a bad girl,runs into the managers office,he comes out laughing,says,"Dice you know the deal,gotta go",and as he walks me to the door he asks me,"What did she do this time".
As far as clubbing goes,yeah I do it.I go to the sister club of the one she dances at,which is not to far away.I never hide the fact that I go,which makes for some interesting dinner conversation.Whenever she gets in my face for it I'm like ,"Really,go take a look in that mirror over there".
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11 years ago
Alucreep!What don't you understand that if you take guns from law abiding citizens,then only outlaws will have guns.This is the great equalizer,the governor,the check and balance.God damn are you living in Camelot or what?
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11 years ago
This post should be renamed,"The Big Bang Theory".I would have to say yes to the question.I've been dating a dancer for some time now and some of the shit she tells me makes this seasoned vet just shake my head.Mainly it's the young one's that make the transition into the shark tank.They are to young the know what it was like when the clubs were flush with wad packing PL's and realize they can't go home with fifty dollars anymore.
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11 years ago
Alusnot,send me a PM about what she did.Chances are she posted your stupid PM's you sent to her.
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11 years ago
Asshole
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11 years ago
Depends on what his mother looks like.
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11 years ago
The Count was the shit.Red Bank NJ y'all.
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11 years ago
Coming from decades of Stones,Heads,Zep,Dead,I was odd man out when I brought home Run,D,Mc's Rockbox in the early 80's,it opened my ears.Then I heard N.W.A..Any group that is questioned by the Senate is okay by me.
Ranukam,Pearl Jam is that weekend you spent with Miz Bailey.
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11 years ago
The application is funny,the reality, most disturbing.
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11 years ago
Nurse Tard! What was your childhood like?
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11 years ago
I'd grab my popcorn but I just pissed myself.
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11 years ago
^^^^You should be beretting your English teacher.
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11 years ago
^^^LOLDMBAZZ,ROFDCKHD,LURHOMOAO,LMYAZZJO.
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11 years ago
Dudes screwed
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11 years ago
Just got off the phone with Rev. Al and Jessie J ,They're all over it.
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11 years ago
Aluslit! Ever have an oversight?
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11 years ago
If my kids ever grow up to have Vulcan precision I'll just shoot'em.