Comments by skinnywhiteboy (page 2)

This applies to most clubs but there are exceptions. Club 205 in Portland Oregon gets packed early. It's not uncommon for there to be more people in the club at 2pm than at 10pm. The reason for this is they have killer breakfast, lunch, and happy hour drink prices. Due to this you can expect low milage dances but by far the best looking dayshift in the city with a great show at the rack since they're making $40+ per stage.

When I stopped by the Sodo location cover was $10. I read another review saying cover was $15 when they went. I'd assume cover here will be reduced as well. I'll probably try to stop by the first weekend after they start selling beer. If I do I'll write a review and I'll make sure to post updates on their cover and drink costs.

Does my car need a wash? Nope, but I'd be more than willing to spin my tires on a dirt road to smash

There's more free porn online than anyone could watch in a lifetime, why pay for it?

It's funny how liberals hate the billionaires. The same billionaires who control the media that is doing everything in their power to elect their candidate Kamala.

And how many Democrats are pushing to allow illegals to vote?

So she'd rather grind on a button and zipper?

The body positivity movement is all about money. There's a lot of money in treating the illnesses that come along with being obese.

Like most old people I hate nearly anything new. I listen to music from the 60's up to the 90's. The one exception is I really enjoy symphonic metal. My favorite right now is a band out of Sweeden called Soilwork https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lnviIWjliE

The first 3 seconds of the clip are entertaining anyway after that it goes downhill fast

I'm a huge fan of the classic cheerleader body type. Flat solid tummy and athletic but not buff per say. Hayden Panettiere in this clip from one of the worst movies of all time is pretty much my dream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1buQtlWeHxI&t=10s

Thank you for reenforcing my desire to never step foot in a DT Portland club. Eastside is the best side in this town.

For all those complaining about it being too explicit, These ho's are all well known by every guy in the state and by club management. They're not exactly discreet about their offerings. Walk in, say what you want, and get a quote from each dancer within 30 seconds of entering the building

@ 59 it posted correctly the first time. That's how this site posts external links.

There's Rubmaps but that site is a rip off. 90% of the reviews are fake and they want something like $30 a month in bitcoin to read those fake reviews. About the only thing it's good for is to get a list of parlors and their locations in your area since you don't need a active membership to get that information.

"I like this club" isn't good enough to get published? I always try to post things like cover charge, drink cost, lap dance cost, body types and ethnicities of dancers, number of dancers, if the club is more a dive or "high end" club, and if the club is more known for stage shows or extras in the back. I typically don't bother posting stuff like how nice the restroom is or what color the furniture is unless it's something outrageous like the sewer is backing up into the restroom.

Imagine coming to a site that rates strippers and strip clubs and complaining about a review mentioning the strippers looks.

Ebaum's world? Wow haven't thought about that site in probably 20 years. Blast from the past there

Ricks should have booze soon. I stopped by a few weeks ago and they had a notice posted saying they've applied for a license. Based on the Sodo club I'd assume cover will drop to $10 once they get it. Once they do it should be a good place to have a beer and throw some singles, it'll still be a shit place to buy dances though.

First thing I look at is how often it's reviewed. If a club has one review in the last 3 years I'll typically skip it unless it's the only club in town. Next thing I look at is what time they visited the club. If I'm going at 11pm a review from 11am is going to be worthless. At this point I start checking how many reviews they've posted if it's a club I've never been to. If it's a club I have been too I compare it to my own knowledge of the club.

Isn't everyone above the law these days? Liberal DA's refuse to prosecute anything unless you're a political rival. Want to play on the freeway? No problem. Want to shoplift? All good. Want to steal a car? Enjoy your 2 hours in jail before being released.

Love him or hate him everyone's mind is already made up about Trump. Kamala on the other hand most people know very little about. Despite this the current polling shows it being a very tight race. Some have Trump ahead, some have Kamala ahead but they're generally within 2-3 points. All Trump needs to do is convince 1-2% of the people who are leaning Kamala to not vote for her and he most likely wins, possibly even in a land slide depending on which polls are correct. Kamala's camp knows this which is why they're doing their best to not allow her to answer questions. She has nothing to gain and everything to lose by answering questions. We'll see how long she can keep it up before voters start demanding she starts giving us some policy proposals.

$800 for 30 minutes lol. This is why I just go to the clubs to get warmed up and swing by an AMP to finish off the night.

Their sister club on Lake City Way has put in for a liqueur license, not sure if they've gotten it yet though.

People talking about taking the dudes belt off and unzipping his pants. Who wears a belt or pants with a zipper to a strip club lol. Warm up pants or athletic shorts for not only easy access but it's more comfortable for the dancer, who wants to grind on a belt or zipper?