Avoid Nix

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, MA

I continue to view Kittens as an underrated gem. The main thing that sets Kittens apart is vibe and pacing. Unlike Boardroom, Golden Banana, Tens, or Desire, the best looking dancers actually spend time on…

Foxy Lady

Providence, RI

The club feels in decline. Once upon a time, this was the sort of place that I looked for excuses to go to: reliably awesome grinds from hot girls who were also fun to talk…

Wonderland

Providence, RI

This is the only RI club that doesn't have good coverage on TUSCL. After a decidedly underwhelming visit to Desire, I figured, "what the hell, let's see what that Wonderland is like." There…

I truly love this place. Every night is something different and every night can be memorable. Of all the Portland strip clubs I’ve been to, this one tries to be the classiest. Multiple stages, multiple…

Nina 123456789 Nala 1234567 Mona 12 Valerie12345678 Sophia Cassie 12 Nani12 Salem Roxanne 12345678910 Dion 12345 Orion 123 Layla 1234 Trixie Marie 12 Maxine 1234 Skye 12345678910 Portland is the strip club capital of the US. This club is known for its aerialistic dancers, showstopping performances and good drink deals. $40…

Was in Portland on business and went in to Club Rouge for the second time. It was early evening and the cover was $10. I didn't expect much because it was around 8:30 PM and…

Club Rouge is one of my few strip club experiences so far. Cover charge at the door was 10. It has an urban club feel to it, especially first floor, 2nd floor more of a…