Dude tries to steal strippers tips.

HAHAHAHA! If they scanned his ID, track down and if he has a wife - let her know!

Not sure whether I should laugh or cry

Gotta love the look on dude's face

Hilarious ending. Gotta run faster than that if you're gonna be a thieving scumbag!

'That's the kind of activities some of the tuscl cheap fucks would try'

Says the clown loser who bragged about stealing from the super market produce section. 🤡 Lulz

maybe icey reformed.

ha!

Looks like he was lucky security got to him before the stripper did. Maybe the Secret Service should hire retiring strippers.

And now we know what jaybud looks like.

I didn't ebaumsworld was still a thing.

I had a pair of my glasses stolen where me and the other dancer set and she was my friend we rode to and from clubs together and there was only other men in this place and it wasn't a big place and there was only like a handful of men I guess they seen my glasses on the table and they didn't realize they were actually prescription but they were blue mirrored so I guess he saw a cool glasses you know but maybe he didn't know that they were mine but that's where me and the other girl were sitting so that really sucked cuz probably the time he got them outside and realized they were script he probably just threw them out and they did cost me a pretty penny for having prescription blue mirrored glasses lucky enough the other girl drove cuz I would have been able to see to drive well of course I did see better when I was in my 30s compared to now but still not so good cuz I was over in Jersey across the Trenton makes Bridge and I didn't really know my way around I mean if I would have been most places in Philly I would have known like where I am and stuff but that would have really sucked

Does your keyboard have any keys with those funny shaped symbols like , . ! ? etc.?

Lol!

I talked to text so sometimes things get a little wonky and sometimes I can't see everything that I'm saying usually like the last sentence or two then I don't feel like rereading everything and putting everything in order with all the actual periods and capitalizations

At a club in a college town I'm familiar with, a frat decided to require its pledges to steal a stripper's top while she was lap dancing. An illustration of why post high school education needs a total overhaul. Teaching kids to be entitled fucks is what the 4 year college system does best.

Ebaum's world? Wow haven't thought about that site in probably 20 years. Blast from the past there