Comments by shmutz

Touché! It wasn’t a bad day, just a bad couple of hours lol. And yes I did the 10 minutes, and the girl, though pretty, was boring…

Caseyx: I tip $100 for a “good dance”. I thought I kinda defined what I consider a “good dance” lol. And thanks for setting BubbleYum straight — I never publish her name in an explicit review, and TUSCL shouldn’t print a name in an explicit review

In my experience, when a girl asks that she’s telling you you can have boobs and/or ass, but no pussy!

Well, I guess my original question has been answered. Judging from the sample of respondents here, the more sane among us (and perhaps some not-so-sane lol) are being prudent, and the more insane think they’re made of platinum. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

You paid a C-note and couldn’t even get access down south? What a ripoff

I appreciate all your kind and not-so-kind words, guys and gals. 2 things: 1) I’m a big boy, been clubbing for many years, and I know that many girls laugh behind my back, and it’s all ok, I won’t go postal or anything. 2) The stories I tell are true, and I really have these experiences occasionally. Much more often I have dud experiences, but I don’t write about those, so if you follow my reviews, it sounds like I’m in la-la-land 24/7. Thanks for the good press! We all know there’s no such thing as bad press...

Thanks for all the attention! Revealing her name when I tell such a hot story would be rude and inappropriate, as noted by one adjudicator. If you want to find her, she works weekends and Wednesday nights. I also doubt she would be as “willing” in a regular situation, you need a great mutual vibe for that to happen...

It seems to me that my MO in stripper navigation would make the OP’s question pointless. In my world, in order to have a 10 experience, the girl has to be turned on by me, and I have to be turned on by her. A 10 in appearance probably won’t be turned on by me without some long-time (3-4 meetings) cultivation, and a 6 would never turn me on. So what I would do is avoid the 6, but cultivate a friendship with the 10, being generous to her in VIPs, complimenting her genuinely, tipping her just for sitting with me, etc., and if the relationship grows to where she is turned on by me, then I’ll have my 9-10 experience with a 9-10 girl. I have been using this MO for years, and while expensive, it works rather amazingly! Over the years I’ve had numerous over-the-top experiences with many memorable ladies, and I currently have ITC and OTC relationships with about 4 girls who all would agree are 9-10s

I relate to this problem very closely, I run in to it all the time. I tend to develop lightweight relationships with the girls I like, and I'm quite giving and generous to them, so it often happens that a girl I once was closer with is now on the back-burner, but she's still very interested, so it can get very sticky. What I've started to do lately is when I'm building the friendship, I'll tell the girl occasionally that if I ever come in and want to see someone else, it's not because I don't like you anymore, it's because as much as I like you, I sometimes want variety anyway. Most girls are quite OK with that (after all, they know that I'm not exclusive, just as they aren't). So when the club is slow, none of my real favorites are around, and I'm particularly randy, I can always go back to them for some dances or a VIP or whatever for that day (i.e. I didn't burn any bridges). Sometimes, when I try to develop a relationship with a very hot girl, but she remains non-forthcoming in the dances, I break the relationship by politely telling her that I'm really looking for more fun than she's willing to be. No girl is happy to hear that, and I get mixed reactions to this (sometimes the girl will even badmouth me to other girls in the club), but I never have to buy that girl a drink again.

Luv the hearing aid routine, but first I'll have to buy myself a hearing aid lol...

I've done OTC a few times, and have never been in a situation where I was afraid of something. I tend to get close to the girls I like, and I will only take a girl OTC if: we know each other and are quite comfortable with one another for quite some time; I've had some serious fun with her ITC a number of times (not necessarily actual sex, but certainly the kind of fun where she gets to have some great orgasms); there's no boyfriend; she fully trusts me and I trust her enough. If you're dealing with worrying about getting shot or stabbed, you have to be pretty fucked up to do it no matter how hot she is!

I know many very hot strippers, and I'm quite close with most of them, and I can testify that they lead the same sorry lives we all lead, nothing glamorous or wealthy. I thought about it for quite a few minutes before I wrote this, but I can't recall a single hot friend whose life is peaches and cream. I know one lady, already in her 30's, who works at 4-Play in West LA. She's quite hot, but not really. Her talent is knowing how to work the room, and being able to figure out what each potential customer is fantasizing about. She makes good money, and lives clean -- no drugs, booze, BFs, etc. But she's not that hottie who has a million men texting her all day; she's reasonably hot, and knows how to be a successful dancer. The real hot ones I know have occasional major financial successes with customers, but mostly the struggle along like everyone else. I know, because they actually turn to me for help!

I've seen some interesting situations due to rude rough PLs. One time in DJV COI, a guy was at the stage and grabbed the dancer's pussy when it got close. He was a big fellow, but thankfully the bouncer was a better fighter (trained), because when the bouncer yelled at him to stop, he stood up and took a couple of swings at him. It became a very short fight, ending with the bouncer holding the PL's arm in a grotesquely twisted fashion, threatening to snap his arm if he didn't peacefully get up and let himself be escorted out. 5 minutes later the cops picked the guy up from the lobby. Another time, at BZ N Hollywood, a guy was being rude to a friend of mine, and when she got up on stage, he took out his phone and started videoing her. She looked over at the DJ and a Security guy, but they weren't offering any help (even though they officially don't allow cell phones in the club). So she walked over to him and grabbed the phone away and went to the back, where she quickly deleted the video. Then she gave the phone to the DJ. In spite of the fact that (IMHO) she did the right thing, she was fired on the spot.

If you read some of my reviews, you'll see that I'm a big fan of DATY in a private VIP ITC. I am selective, but I do it mainly because I love when a girl cumms, especially when she comes like crazy, and since I'm actually very good at it, most of the times the girl cumms like a freight train. You also can "feel" her cumm when you're eating her out, especially with your tongue flicking the underside of her clit, 2 fingers inside her stroking her G-spot, and one finger pressing on her butt-hole -- the orgasm is to die for! But there are very good arguments to avoid this...

I have had many lousy experiences in AMPs, but every now and then I get lucky, sometimes very lucky. I currently have a "regular" at an AMP near my neighborhood, she's a bit older but still quite hot, and she cumms like a freight train every time I see her. She squirts like a fountain too. But I still like to "explore", and every once in a while I find a gem. The problem is that often the next time I want to see her she is no longer working there. Luckily my squirter is there all the time...

First of all, there are many men who are into it. Secondly, a sparse light soft growth can be very sexy sometimes, even to regular guys. Your objections to it are your own preference, no need to put the girls down...

Not all clubs realize it, but a pretty waitress is a tremendous asset, especially when she is sweet and personable, too. Guys who come to strip clubs like to feel welcome, and good about themselves (that's mostly why they're there, their personal sex life partners don't make them feel great about themselves lol). A cheery, caring hello from a hot youngster goes a long way, especially with a guy who actually has no problem spending some money at the club, but just needs to be gotten into the mood. If a good rapport is established between waitress and patron, he's more likely to buy some girls a drink, heck, he might even buy the waitress a drink! I have gotten friendly with many pretty waitresses in strip clubs, and I find that their reasons for not dancing are very varied, as most of you guys have stated here. For a hot, high-mileage girl, dancing will usually get her more $$$, though not without its share of serious unwelcome drama, but for a typical more conservative hot young thing, she could do better waitressing, which has a small salary and the potential for tips if she's personable and wise.

It seems we all agree that this list is rather ridiculous. The question is, though, what are some USEFUL and INTELLIGENT rules for attending Strip Clubs? Let me try a couple: 1. Always be polite and gentlemanly when interacting with a dancer you don't know well yet. 2. When sitting at the rail, tip every dancer (or don't sit there). Some clubs have this rule themselves. 3. If you're tipping at the stage and you like the dancer, be generous. 4. If you have a bad experience with a dancer, don't make a fuss, just walk away from it without arguing or getting angry (even if it costs you some cash!). Any opinions? Any additions?

Here in LA there are all types of mileage, but there's certainly ultra-high mileage if you know where and how to find it. My experience is that it depends on a) the rules of the club, and b) the girl's own rules/preferences/taboos/etc. For example, I got pretty high mileage a couple of times from some very hot girls in The Body Shop (Beverly Hills), where the rules are pretty stiff, and the girls were soon gone (when I asked, the management was very vague) [BTW if anyone knows what happened to Aqira/Megan and Hazel from The Body Shop, I'd like to know]. Then, I generally get ultra-high mileage (69, fucking) in a certain club in Anaheim from the girls who are willing, but from those not willing, I get basically nothing. Same thing from a certain club in Van Nuys, where I get air from some girls, and actual fucking and/or 69 from others. So I guess it all depends...

I’m glad you enjoyed yourself, Zonnay is very hot, but a businesswoman to a fault and to her detriment. You probably would enjoy Chanel, an AA hot one with massive jugs, usually not my thing, but so sexy on her. If you like petite and sweet, Jada is a great choice, she’s IMO too beautiful for the SC scene, but if she likes you she’ll be great with you. A sure-fire pleaser is NiJai, a very hot sweet petite black girl with a great ass and wow tits, she’s really great in the back. If you’re willing to pay for it , Baby is a very hot good choice for a VIP, but I haven’t seen her there in a while. Go have some fun!

RiskA you may be right...

RossVA, I meant cunnilingus, sorry. And yes, $150 is a bit more than I usually pay for that, but she is very hot... RiskA, no one said anything about "first time". She is a brand new dancer, just moved in from out-of-state, and is barely 19 years old. I don't doubt she's had sex with very few men, and I doubt, judging from her demeanor, personality, and naiveté that she'll ever have sex with a customer in the club. desertscrub, I can't tell if you're being funny or what, but I think you're voting that this story was not worth repeating, so thank you for that! usmc0311, sorry, I don't think it's at all respectful if I give her name out after giving such a detailed account.

Thanks all for your kind words, and 1st Amendment support, though I'm not sure the remark about the knightly review and the rolling eyes was such a great compliment lol..... ;)

Not sure why you "generally roll your eyes" at me, but thanks for your confirmation tonight!

About the drink pressure, I usually don't mind buying a girl a drink after sitting with her for a while. The money goes to the dancer, not the club (i.e. the girls need to "sell" 6 large drinks each shift they work, or pay for them themselves), so you're basically giving her a tip for entertaining you. But when they approach after a few seconds, I always wave them away, since the dancer has not earned a tip at that point.