AMP False Advertising
etsutwigg222
In the VIP getting an Oral Exam
Monday, August 7, 2017 12:50 PM
I know this will be viewed as sleazy by many, but gonna post it anyway as food for thought. We all have learned how to deal with ROB's in the club somewhat by now. But what about those BP ads showing us the gorgeous young ladies waiting for us at our local AMP. Ever show the picture at the window asking for this girl.....Well I did today thus this post!!! Regular Monday morning golf round interrupted by member who had to be rushed to hospital from 8th hole. Suggestion....Never take a blue pill to impress the carts girls when golfing in 90/100 degree heat!!! (He is going to be fine, physically)
So I have time on my hands and no SC open for 3 hours or so. I do BP search fir AMP's close. Find 3 with pictures, so hit first one intending on 45 min with shower to get primed for club. Go in and greeted at window by must older lady. Ask for any others and she says only her, so I pass. Pull up ad for 2nd, go in with basically same results of much older providers that didn't really do it for me. For kicks and grins, I head to 3rd on BP since it is on the way to club anyway. Girl opens window and I show pictures from ad and she says it is her. Well, she is young but not C/D cups like picture. More like low B. She smiles and grabs here boobs shrugging her shoulders like she is embarrassed by comparison. I ask for any others there and old Mamasian comes to window. I tell here I came to see any of 3 girls advertised. She calls out 4 girls, none of which are close, except the one with C cups weighs about 200 lbs in a 5' frame. I ask Mamasian when girls in picture work. She responds "they no longer work there". I say I will pass, even though 3 of the girls were cute enough, since I now was only an hour or so from SC opening.
Mamasian then says "You no likey, you no payie". I verify nothing up front, no even room free!?!? She says "No money, you come". And open a door, takes my arm and leads me to room saying get undressed for table shower. Girl comes in gives me table shower, takes me back to room and starts massage. After about 15 minutes, Mamasain knocks on door, comes in, asks if everything ok, says something to girl then leaves. I think ok here we go. I am just covered with a towel, now here comes the hard sell. WRONG!!! Girl takes off robe and underwear, them removes towel to door rack. She proceeds to give me a massage that removes the need to visit SC. (Even though I went a few hours later. Recovery time needed.) I tipped the girl appropriately. Mamasian then escorts me to door never asking for any $$$$. Thoughts???? Be kind. I know I am a Schmuck.
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