AMP False Advertising

etsutwigg222
In the VIP getting an Oral Exam
Monday, August 7, 2017 12:50 PM
I know this will be viewed as sleazy by many, but gonna post it anyway as food for thought. We all have learned how to deal with ROB's in the club somewhat by now. But what about those BP ads showing us the gorgeous young ladies waiting for us at our local AMP. Ever show the picture at the window asking for this girl.....Well I did today thus this post!!! Regular Monday morning golf round interrupted by member who had to be rushed to hospital from 8th hole. Suggestion....Never take a blue pill to impress the carts girls when golfing in 90/100 degree heat!!! (He is going to be fine, physically) So I have time on my hands and no SC open for 3 hours or so. I do BP search fir AMP's close. Find 3 with pictures, so hit first one intending on 45 min with shower to get primed for club. Go in and greeted at window by must older lady. Ask for any others and she says only her, so I pass. Pull up ad for 2nd, go in with basically same results of much older providers that didn't really do it for me. For kicks and grins, I head to 3rd on BP since it is on the way to club anyway. Girl opens window and I show pictures from ad and she says it is her. Well, she is young but not C/D cups like picture. More like low B. She smiles and grabs here boobs shrugging her shoulders like she is embarrassed by comparison. I ask for any others there and old Mamasian comes to window. I tell here I came to see any of 3 girls advertised. She calls out 4 girls, none of which are close, except the one with C cups weighs about 200 lbs in a 5' frame. I ask Mamasian when girls in picture work. She responds "they no longer work there". I say I will pass, even though 3 of the girls were cute enough, since I now was only an hour or so from SC opening. Mamasian then says "You no likey, you no payie". I verify nothing up front, no even room free!?!? She says "No money, you come". And open a door, takes my arm and leads me to room saying get undressed for table shower. Girl comes in gives me table shower, takes me back to room and starts massage. After about 15 minutes, Mamasain knocks on door, comes in, asks if everything ok, says something to girl then leaves. I think ok here we go. I am just covered with a towel, now here comes the hard sell. WRONG!!! Girl takes off robe and underwear, them removes towel to door rack. She proceeds to give me a massage that removes the need to visit SC. (Even though I went a few hours later. Recovery time needed.) I tipped the girl appropriately. Mamasian then escorts me to door never asking for any $$$$. Thoughts???? Be kind. I know I am a Schmuck.

25 comments

Oh, you can't go by those kinds of ads for AMPs. Remember, AMPs are walk in retail places. LE can just walk right in. On SF RedBook they pressed everyone to use real pictures, and most people did. But this was for AAMPs ( Apartment AMPs ) two call system for phone appointments. Very hard for LE to get in. For AMPs, you just have to do window shopping. Go by the girls' looks, demeanor, and manner of dress. SJG America's Right Largely Operates Like This: [view link]
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
estutwigg. sounds like it was a nice opportunity.
Jascoi
7 years ago
Yea, those cuties in the ads are often k-pop stars. I think it is somewhat naive to think they would actually be in an AMP. Those older honeys have years of experience and know how to make you thankful you were born a man. I wouldn't be so fast to pass them up.
Lone_Wolf
7 years ago
I agree with not passing up the older one's. They know how to worship you
Mr_Kay
7 years ago
Paragraphs are your friends.
LecherousMonk
7 years ago
Thank you for the English lesson, but it didn't take for the 18 years I attended school. Therefore, not gonna change my style now. Also, the only friends I have are dead statesmen.
etsutwigg222
7 years ago
I think it was a solid trip. Your hard sell got you more then you were expecting.
rh48hr
7 years ago
Rh48r, I agree. But some comments about older ones may be worth checking out as well. They have points I had not considered.
etsutwigg222
7 years ago
I always pass on the relatively "young" girls and request the mamisan herself. Serious skills.
rane1234
7 years ago
*mama
rane1234
7 years ago
Buttfuck San Jose Guy posts: " On SF RedBook they pressed everyone to use real pictures, and most people did. But this was for AAMPs ( Apartment AMPs ) two call system for phone appointments. Very hard for LE to get in. " Yeah, very hard for LE to get in, guess that's why they got in and shut it down huh? Fucking idiot, and even though I am an east coaster I had used Redbook when it was up. Has your basement dwelling ass actually ever used it?
shailynn
7 years ago
AAMP's are better then AMP's, at least in L.A. Hotter girls, usually Korean. Sad fact is they're mostly trafficked, though.
LecherousMonk
7 years ago
AAMP?
chessmaster
7 years ago
Question for San Jose Huy, why does the two-call system make it hard for LE to get in?
timothyjames55
7 years ago
We all know that if LE makes two calls that is profiling!!!! And profiling is wrong.
etsutwigg222
7 years ago
When I frequented AMPs in my younger says, some 25 years ago, I had several great experiences with older women. They seemed to take their time and take real good care of you, opposed to some younger ones that jacked you off as fast as possible and got the hell out of there. My most memorable experience was with an older, heavyset woman. She was fisting my cock with her tight hand while I was playing with and sucking on her tits..Then, much to my surprise, she inserted her well-lubed left middle finger in his ass and proceeded to give me an unbelievable prostate massage. I must have cum in buckets within 30 seconds.
JAprufrock
7 years ago
I have had many lousy experiences in AMPs, but every now and then I get lucky, sometimes very lucky. I currently have a "regular" at an AMP near my neighborhood, she's a bit older but still quite hot, and she cumms like a freight train every time I see her. She squirts like a fountain too. But I still like to "explore", and every once in a while I find a gem. The problem is that often the next time I want to see her she is no longer working there. Luckily my squirter is there all the time...
shmutz
7 years ago
Again, Shailynn, an ALIFE running on a 1980's Apple II, is not good for much. LE was busting AAMPs all the time. But they never did it by calling their ad's and booking an appointment, and then complying with the 2 call system. Just not enough probable cause to do that. It was always driven by neighbor complaints. So the cops would just come in as a girl was letting someone out, and act like they had an appointment. The girls just did not usually understand the situation, so they did not adhere to strict discipline. Now SF Redbook ran for many many years, over a decade. The federal authorities did eventually shut it down, but this was based on what was on the website. This did not cause any AAMPs or Escorts to get busted. About AAMPs and Escorts, the reviews and discussions were extremely explicit. This did ensure great service, and real pictures. About AMPs, though, everyone knew it was necessary not to be explicit, as LE could just walk in the front door of the place. If Shailynn were real, I'd tell him to suck on a lemon. But as he isn't, just let him go on. SJG
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^so san_jose_guy i’ll take that as a definite NO you never used redbook. wow what a surprise that is. even you as stupid as you are you must realize not answering the question is answering the question
DoctorPhil
7 years ago
Sounds like a typical AMP visit to me. And everybody knows that the girls in the BP ads are still in Asia somewhere, NOT at your local AMP!!
lopaw
7 years ago
Yes, I agree with all comments that we know those pics are not girls that are there. But I was interesting to see them try to explain why they were not there. But so did get a pleasant reward at last stop. Next time maybe I ask for older lady.
etsutwigg222
7 years ago
^^I think you'll like the older mamasans. In my case the 30-45yo's are open minded & experienced enough to want to learn how to please, and really are curious about different types of customers. The 18-25yo's know the anatomy better and know how to get it done w/o much guidance, but tend to rush things so that they move you out and on to the next wallet. It's great to mix up the age groups from time to time.
lopaw
7 years ago
I would have figured the ladies in any ads or on the web site are paid models and probably don't work there. That seems to be how strip club websites and SC ads are (paid models, strippers that don't actually work there, etc.) in my experience.
Dominic77
7 years ago
Seriously, just like phone sex ads, swinger ads and sex hookup sites, does anyone with any intelligence truly believe the girls pictured are the same ones you'll be talking to and/or meeting?
JAprufrock
7 years ago
Yep. Marketing 101. -->"They're lying to 'ya kid" .... "They lie to the fish". The second quote is from the movie falling down. It got the OP in the door, didn't it? The ad did its job. The capitalist ruling class manipulates us all. It's what they do. Parents or experience and the ability to critical think should are your suvival skills.
Dominic77
7 years ago
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