Comments by hammerthor

Now I'm going to be checking every F150 I see for these plates!

I can second the lipstick smears comment. I had gotten home pretty late from the club, and worked early in the morning, so my shower before work was pretty quick. I was talking to one of my coworkers, and he mentioned me having some sort of rash on my cheek and neck. I made my way to the bathroom, and as I checked the mirror, saw "lip prints" on my face. Scrubbing vigorously barely got it off, which is probably why my shower was unsuccessful.

"Thank you MADDOG_ROMEO. I think I can speak for hammerthor as well in saying that we will continue to represent what female stripclub customers should be - :-)" Yup! It's true, not all female club goers are jealous, grabby drunks!

@lowpaw Yes ma'am! Still a club noob, just started in April, but so far have enjoyed the last few months, that's for sure!

I'm a night customer for sure, as most of the clubs here are only open from 6pm on anyway. When I go alone, I usually keep to myself, and I'm usually there for a particular dancer anyway. Sometimes I go with a few friends, and if we're sitting at the tip rail, I make sure everyone tips, even if it means me forking over a few loonies for them to throw. I tend to be the only solo female in the club, though. Usually it's all men, or maybe one couple or group with a few girls in it.

You guys would hate Alberta... $30 is the going rate here!

Art, I would've invited you out to Boonstock to drink with me all weekend had I known! Sorry your 1st has been crappy!

I go mostly at night mostly for the fact that the clubs I go to don't usually open until 6pm on the days I go. I feel like the atmosphere/dancers are better at night as well, not that I can really judge since I've never been in the afternoon.

Happy birthday, Alucard! :)

I mostly just send specific questions to a few regulars who I think are best suited to guide me in the right direction. It seems to have worked out so far :)

Most of the girls I like seem to be Canadian, so I'll be safe!

I've never seen anyone I knew at a strip club, I have however dragged multiple female coworkers with me. One of them actually seems to enjoy it, as she gets a ton of attention from the dancers on stage!

"5. "Scissoring" female customers. Awesome stuff if done properly. If done incorrectly, female customer will wind up bruised and will hobble away a bit gimpy." Where can I sign up!? That sounds awesome, as long as I'm not the customer that ends up hurting afterward haha.

I've pm'ed two "experienced" members here, and they've both given me thoughtful advice that I appreciated. :)

Faster Kill Pussycat - Paul Oakenfod + Brittany Murphy

Have had some pretty cheap trips the last few time. My main favourite seems to be everywhere I'm not, so I've found another girl I've started liking a bit. Anyway, tonight was still on the cheap side; Cover Charge $0.00 Drink + Tip $8.25 Lapdances $60 Total: $68.25 I had planned on going for another VIP trip with that dancer, but they ran out of time for her stage show at the end of the night, so she ended up changing into street clothes and getting ready to leave. Oh well, saves me money, I suppose!

This is an awesome series! Thank you very much for writing - can't wait until part 7!