Agent_Zero

Charlotte, North Carolina

Reviews by Agent_Zero

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  11 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  The dancers look great but their...

  The dancers look great but their attitudes are nastier than fucking rotted onions. In a nutshell Club Extasy (Club X) is located at 6306 Old Branch Avenue in Temple Hills, Maryland. The club opens...
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  11 years ago

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  Jsj2870
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  11 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  The roaches came out in FORCE...

  The roaches came out in FORCE tonight. Smh. Let me explain. I arrived at Club Extasy around 11:30pm on Friday, February 28, 2014. The place was DEAD. I’m talking dead like Osama Bin-Laden dead....
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  11 years ago

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  Jsj2870
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  11 years ago
  Bazz & Crue

  Forestville, Maryland
  As soon as I hit the...

  As soon as I hit the door... I KNEW I MADE A MISTAKE COMING HERE. I came to Bazz around 11pm on Saturday, February 22, 2014. I hadn’t been here in a while. I...
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  11 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  I’d rather have gone to the...

  I’d rather have gone to the fucking LIBRARY than waste my time here like I did this past Saturday. I visited Ebony Inn on Saturday, February 22, 2014 around 4:30pm. I ONLY came here...
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  11 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  The problem with Club Extasy in...

  The problem with Club Extasy in a nutshell: DANCER ATTITUDES. I arrived at Club Extasy on Friday, January 10, 2014 at around 10:30pm. The place was shit dead. The best looking dancer there was...
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  11 years ago
  Club Plush

  Walker Mill, Maryland
  I was here last night Friday,...

  I was here last night Friday, December 27, 2013 around 11pm. The story goes: The Manager of this club is a very honorable guy. I felt an urge to check out a stripclub after...
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  11 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  I’ve never return to Ebony Inn....

  I’ve never return to Ebony Inn. I arrived around 5pm on Saturday, December 21, 2013. They increased the cover to $14. No biggie though. I enter the club and the place is packed. There...
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  11 years ago
  Club Plush

  Walker Mill, Maryland
  Okay, so I was here Friday,...

  Okay, so I was here Friday, October 18, 2013 around 11pm. The story goes: The Manager of this club text me around 3pm Friday, October 18, 2013 while I was at work and told...
  Comments: 2

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  11 years ago

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  Agent_Zero
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  11 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  Farewell, Club Extasy. Good girls, great...

  Farewell, Club Extasy. Good girls, great layout, BAD MANAGEMENT. I got to Club Extasy around 10:30pm on Saturday, August 31, 2013. I see my homies in security as I walk in. Cool people. As...
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  11 years ago
  Puzzles

  Marlow Heights, Maryland
  First and last visit. Do not...

  First and last visit. Do not waste your time with Puzzles. Friendly staff… but poor layout, and bad dancer quality. So the story goes: I contacted my homie Rell about Puzzles. I also read...
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  11 years ago
  Harley Riders Night Club

  Clinton, Maryland
  The place is STILL a dump....

  The place is STILL a dump. DO NOT WASTE YOUR FUCKING TIME HERE. I visited Harley Rider’s at 11:30pm on Saturday, August 31, 2013. I had literally JUST left Club Extasy and decided to...
  Comments: 1

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  10 years ago

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  Agent_Zero
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  11 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  The more money you have at...

  The more money you have at this club the more problems it brings. The following is a TRUE STORY and users must read. I have been to this club plenty of times and this...
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

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  thegreat
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  11 years ago
  Sinsaysionals

  Seabrook, Maryland
  The "big butt" dancer is "Cherokee"...

  The "big butt" dancer is "Cherokee" from PG County. She is not worth your time. Trust me. Okay, so I was here last night, Friday, August 17, 2013. I arrived at the club...
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  11 years ago

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  fefe2001
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  11 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  The quality of dancers has plummeted....

  The quality of dancers has plummeted. In fact, I ALMOST did not get a lap dance this night. It would have been a FIRST. Smh. I went to Club X on Saturday, August 10,...
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  11 years ago
  Bazz & Crue

  Forestville, Maryland
  This place is okay. Nothing to...

  This place is okay. Nothing to be too enthusiastic about. I give it a grade of “B”. First off, let me give th club basic to satisfy the TUSCL requirements. Bazz & Crue (commonly...
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  11 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  Ebony Inn is still going pretty...

  Ebony Inn is still going pretty strong. First, let me satisfy the TUSCL requirements. Ebony Inn is located at 5367 Sheriff Road in Fairmount Heights, Maryland. The best time to visit this club...
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  11 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  Club Extasy is starting to go...

  Club Extasy is starting to go downhill. The Management is making costly mistakes. The top dancers are either gone or on their way out. Smh. The “Best strip club in the area” is starting...
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  11 years ago
  Sinsaysionals

  Seabrook, Maryland
  Sinsaysionals STILL sucks. There is only...

  Sinsaysionals STILL sucks. There is only one dancer here who is an 8 on a scale of 1-10. The rest are all 5s and 6s. So the story goes: I went to Sinsaysionals around...
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  11 years ago
  The House

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here...

  Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here are ultra thirsty and very pushy for tips. The story goes I got to the Penthouse Friday night around 11:20pm. The cover was $10 and there was a...
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  12 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  [In my Rihanna voice] Cake, cake,...

  [In my Rihanna voice] Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, I know you wanna bite this, it’s soooo enticing, I’m a make you my chick! :0 The “Best strip club in the area” award goes...
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  12 years ago
  The House

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!!...

  Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!! I started patronizing strip clubs in October 2011 and the Penthouse was the first club I ever patronized. This was when the renovations were still in the works...
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  12 years ago
  Macombo Lounge

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  DO NOT GO TO MACOMBO LOUNGE....

  DO NOT GO TO MACOMBO LOUNGE. The place is GARBAGE. Okay so here is the story: I was riding the 70 bus headed to Silver Spring around 2pm today Tuesday, March 19, 2013. I...
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  12 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  Pool table, television, good food, on...

  Pool table, television, good food, on point club music, attractive women… Ebony Inn is second only to Club Extasy in regards to PG County strips. So here’s the story: I got to Ebony Inn...
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  12 years ago
  Club Plush

  Walker Mill, Maryland
  Don’t go to Club Plush. The...

  Don’t go to Club Plush. The dancer quality is not good. It is mostly flat back dancers and average looking girls. So the story goes I have only been to Club Plush three times....
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  11 years ago

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  Agent_Zero