The roaches came out in FORCE...

The roaches came out in FORCE tonight. Smh. Let me explain. I arrived at Club Extasy around 11:30pm on Friday, February 28, 2014. The place was DEAD. I’m talking dead like Osama Bin-Laden dead. The place was empty like North Korea fucking nuked the hell out of the place. My first thought was “What the fuck?!?!?” How is this place dead on a Friday night? Only ten dancers were there and NONE of these walking skeletons were dance worthy except for Fancy.

Fancy is my home girl, but I was not trying to dance with her AGAIN. I wanted some variety. I’ve danced with her plenty of times over the past few years. But it was so fucking dead that by 12midnight I ended up dancing with her anyways. By the fourth song dancing with her, I looked up and noticed the club was PACKED. And I do mean PACKED. It was packed like 10 illegal Mexicans stuffed in a Honda Accord trying to make it across the U.S. border. What was soooooo shocking about it is that this came out of NOWHERE. Within ten minutes the place went from no one to packed. Wow.

So I tipped Fancy and told her I was gonna try to scope out some of the other dancers. That is when I noticed a NEW dancer named “World Star”. She is a perfect 10, fellas. She has a big booty, cute face, and nice complexion. She reminds me of Kimmi Stephens. I noticed her talking some guy’s ear off across the room. I thought to myself, “WTF?!?!? Is she gonna just talk to that lame or is she here to dance?” Smh. She was just chatting it up with him for ten minutes. Then I got her attention and told her to come see me when she finished with him.