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Sinsaysionals

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9605 Lanham Severn Rd Lanham, MD 20706
301-577-8300

Wed - Sun: 9 pm - 3 am Closed Mon & Tues

Lap Dance Cost: $15 Cover: $20

BYOB, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Membership Club

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my September 2021 visit
Seeing trpterp's great recent review made me finally get around to sharing my review about my visit to Sinsay on Friday, September 10, 2021, after midnight, 5 months ago---which I enjoyed. I've been planning to…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(kuroi)
Feb 11, 2022, 1:11 PM
Welcome to Sinsaysionals 4.0
I recently made a return visit to Sinsaysionals for the first time since they reopened. The club has reinvented itself yet again. Now the entirety of the club is contained in what used…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(trpterp)
Feb 8, 2022, 6:30 AM
Do yourself a favor--it's worth a recent visit
I remember one year, I randomly said to myself: " You know...I don't ever remember having a bad time here at Sinsay." And all these years later, it's still true. Whenever I visit Sinsay, I…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(wallanon)
Aug 4, 2019, 4:57 PM
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RIP Sinsaysionals
Sorry that this place closed. But I can't say that I'm surprised. It was a mystery to me how they remained open as long as they did. Whenever I was there it was never very crowded.…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Oliver_Clothesoff_66)
Club Closing after Feb 27, 2022
Last Days for Sinsaysionals. Checking their IG page, it appears the club will be closing after Sunday February 27th. Had some good times here. RIP. https://www.instagram.com/p/CZkCom4ljCT/
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(ww)
First off , this current sinsayionals reminds me
First off , this current sinsayionals reminds me of Brett Favre when he played for the Jets. To see what sinsayionals is now is compared to what it once was is stunning.…

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