Agent_Zero

Charlotte, North Carolina

Reviews by Agent_Zero

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  12 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  Club X will be going downhill...

  Club X will be going downhill soon. But as it stands it is still the best strip in PG County. Pool tables, televisions, good rap music, snacks, and "Grade A" dancers. I'm a regular...
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  12 years ago
  The House

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  The Penthouse has fallen off big...

  The Penthouse has fallen off big time. It is no longer a true strip club. It is more like a lounge that has strippers. Let me give you all the 4-1-1 on “The House.”...
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  12 years ago
  Sinsaysionals

  Seabrook, Maryland
  “Sins” has definitely fallen off. The...

  “Sins” has definitely fallen off. The dancer quality has plummeted. There was once a time that this club had 4 to 5 DIME piece dancers. A “dime piece” for all you lames refers to...
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  12 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  Club Extasy is still the best...

  Club Extasy is still the best strip in PG County. I dropped by last Friday night. I am a regular at this club. Let me give some background info first... The club opens at...
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  12 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  The Ebony Inn has really stepped...

  The Ebony Inn has really stepped up. The club has pool tables, a full-bar, good food, the music is on point, a VIP room, affordable dances, and televisions. The dancer quality is pretty good...
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  12 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  The Inn is BACK! Good looking...

  The Inn is BACK! Good looking girls… renovated space… full-bar… good music… I recommend. So the story goes I read some reviews on TUSCL about new renovations to the club. My first experience...
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  12 years ago
  Harley Riders Night Club

  Clinton, Maryland
  This club is a piece of...

  This club is a piece of $hit. Don't waste your time. Okay, so my friend and I were coming back from a trip visiting Baltimore strip clubs which disappointed us greatly. We got to...
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  12 years ago
  Kings & Diamonds

  Baltimore, Maryland
  At Kings and Diamonds there are...

  At Kings and Diamonds there are more lesbians receiving lap dances than there are men! NOT GOOD! So the story goes, my friend is from Silver Spring, Maryland; and I'm from Washington DC. We...
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  12 years ago
  Norma Jeans

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Too many females customers here... but...

  Too many females customers here... but this is a decent club. So the story goes, after my friend and I left Kings & Diamonds after a horrible experience, we went to Norma Jeans which...
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  12 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  Another great night at Club Exstasy....

  Another great night at Club Exstasy. 3 to 5 dime piece dancers… pool tables… TV’s… good music… I still recommend. It's been a little while since I went to the strip. First, let...
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  12 years ago
  Sinsaysionals

  Seabrook, Maryland
  I think Sinsaysionals may be going...

  I think Sinsaysionals may be going downhill soon. But as it stands NOW, it is still a top five strip joint. This review is based on my most recent visit which was in...
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  12 years ago
  Club Plush

  Walker Mill, Maryland
  They made decent renovations BUT the...

  They made decent renovations BUT the dancer quality still sucks. Don’t go to Irving’s. First, let me give the basics of the club to first-timers. The address is 5915 Athena Street. It is five...
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  12 years ago
  Bazz & Crue

  Forestville, Maryland
  Bazz & Crue is boring. The...

  Bazz & Crue is boring. The dancer quality is not that great. And the music is way too loud… even for club standards. Bazz & Crue looks nice. And they have televisions here. The...
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  12 years ago
  The House

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  The dancer quality has gone down...

  The dancer quality has gone down big time at this club. It’s not the same like it used to be six months ago. I used to frequent the Penthouse occasionally in the past, but...
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  12 years ago
  Sinsaysionals

  Seabrook, Maryland
  Sinsaysionals is a great strip club....

  Sinsaysionals is a great strip club. Good parking, high quality dancers, and $5 lap dances. I recommend. I have visited Sinsaysionals a bunch of times (Probably between 5-8 times.) My first time going was...
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  12 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  Club Extasy is a great club....

  Club Extasy is a great club. 3 to 5 dime piece dancers… pool tables… TV’s… I recommend. I have visited Club Exstasy three times and this will be my last time at Club...
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  12 years ago
  Rose Cafe

  Coral Hills, Maryland
  Dirt ugly girls… ghetto management… small...

  Dirt ugly girls… ghetto management… small club space… DO NOT GO TO STARDUST! Alright, so you all know me by now… 26 years old, Black, grad school, pretty much retiring from the strip...
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  12 years ago
  The House

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  The Penthouse is the best strip...

  The Penthouse is the best strip club in Washington DC. The renovations are great. The best looking strip club I have seen period. Also, the dancer quality is just as good. Music is also...
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  12 years ago
  Ebony Inn

  Fairmount Heights, Maryland
  Only four dancers working on a...

  Only four dancers working on a SATURDAY night??? BULL$HIT! Do not go to Ebony Inn! Let me give you some background first. I’m a 26 year old Black male. I’m also, a single graduate...
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  12 years ago
  Club Extasy

  Clinton, Maryland
  Many of the dancers at this...

  Many of the dancers at this club should not be dancing in a circus or parade much less a strip. And some of the dancers in this club are ultra thirsty. They don’t take...
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  13 years ago
  Club Plush

  Walker Mill, Maryland
  One of the most memorable features...

  One of the most memorable features of this hole in the wall is the midget bouncer who tries to act tough. More on him later though. Lol. So the story goes, I'm a full-time...
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  13 years ago
  Super Fuego

  Bladensburg, Maryland
  Fuego is some $hit. Mostly skinny...

  Fuego is some $hit. Mostly skinny flat back skeleton dancers who shouldn't be dancing anywhere. And the customers are mostly drunk illegal Mexicans who piss on the bathroom floor and pass out in the...
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  13 years ago
  Bazz & Crue

  Forestville, Maryland
  Bazz & Crue sucks. I got...

  Bazz & Crue sucks. I got there around 10pm Saturday night. It is sort of hard to find too... my cab driver actually got lost trying to find this place. As I first walk...
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  13 years ago
  The House

  Washington, D.C., District of Columbia
  Penthouse was pretty nice. I've been...

  Penthouse was pretty nice. I've been there three times starting back in October 2011 during homecoming. The first plus, is that they open at 4pm and have some very, very, very good quality dancers...