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If you're black then no.
If you're white, probably.
If your Asian, yup.

Not all of these necessarily apply to the club I'm at now, I kinda put them together from my overall experience working at 6…

Since I'm partial to tall chicks and redheads, I'd have to say Laura Prepon, Donna from 'That 70's Show'

Slap on a shit ton of crappy tattoos, get one of those idiotic earlobe plugs, don't wash your hair for 3 days then muss…

Sounds ghetto-riffic!

George-true.

Canny-you sound like seasoned professional,sir.

I prefer the 'catch more flies with honey' approach. The really aggressive Floor Guys are always the smaller ones.

Unfortunately, intelligence seldom figures into the…

Shit. Forgot about him. He probably comes in somewhere between bartender and waitress.

Find a different club
Tip at the stage and mention you'd like a dance
Ask a Host or Server/Bartender
Bring some chloroform

Damn I wish you guys frequented the club I work at.

'Insanely shitfaced' seems to be the favorite setting for customers here.

I recommend sober to…

Only bad things can happen if you can't pay your tab. A disturbingly large amount of my time on the floor is spent…

I Guess if I had to rate it from top to bottom it would be:

1) Owners
2) Dancers
3) DJ's
4) Managers (regional managers, if its a…

Thank you Primo, ain't that the truth..

Depending on the club, waitresses and bartenders can do very well. Where I work the door girls do…

A knife and a ski mask or an 8 ball of blow.



Either one will work.

Almost all the girls I saw receive gifts from customers throw them away and laugh about it after the customer leaves. Even really…

The problem with getting all the pussy you want, as Bang will probably agree with me on, is it always gets ends up getting…

I've seen so many I don't know which one was the best.

I've have to say maybe this one where a hulking female bartender…

Thanks guys. Its nice to know I can entertain while casually destroying my liver.

Welcome to the glamorous life of A Floor Host on the weekend.




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CTQWERTY- He kinda tried to seperate them, but other strippers did most of the work. I was busy cleaning the girls bathroom (which is…

Dance to those strings, brother.

I'll bet she's just impecunious to see you!

I wish it was that fun.

They weren't new.

The club gets $$ from them through the door, for every drink they hustle, every room they sell, every unit of funny…

When I stop to think about it, I'm not in the wrong occupation, I'm in the wrong club. I fell victim to the 'Grass…