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NJBalla

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236 posts by NJBalla

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Why are Russian/Ukranian women so cold?

In NJ/NYC dancers usually fall into 4 categories. American (black, white), Brazilian, Latin (Dominican, Mexican, etc), and Russian/Ukranians. Each has its pros and cons. Usually my MO is to stick with Brazilians. They provide great GFE, sensual lapdances, and the whole…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 31

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Who would you rather Ocasio-Cortez or Ilhan Omar?

I'd like to bend both of them over in front of congress and give them a pounding: Your options A) Ilhan Omar B) Ocasio Cortez C) Both Its a shame hot conservative women only work for fox news or in the kitchen.

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 16

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Solider in Uniform at a Strip Club

Today was one for the ages. I noticed a guy in full army uniform getting a handshake at the bar in the strip club. Im not the kind of guy to take pictures, but this did seem odd. Why would…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 25

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Valentine's day at the Club Stories

We are about a week away from valentines day. Anyone have any fun stories to share about valentines day at the strip club. Ive never been and dont think ill be free to go next Thursday, but I wonder if…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 11

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@Founder, Default Expanded Detail Option

One of the reasons I love to browse the library of reviews on a club is to collect intel on a certain girl. I hit "Ctrl+F" and then search for her name. Unfortunately this is pretty challenging as all the…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 12

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Could this sex doll end clubbing?

im sure willy would still put on a condom before this doll blew him http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh5DgBYhGZa57Ft6BX

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 15

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"I say i just want to jerk off while she dances" WTF?

You know im still perplexed why Willy paid good money to do this. Has anyone else had a girl dance for them while they jerked off? Seems like something you could do at home for free/ Anyone else done this?…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 15

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The Willy Chronicles

Well this explains Willy's rants from last night. I thought it was his wife, but he apparently was played like the rookie he is. Who pays the cost of VIP to jerk off while the girl dances. Thats what cam…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Bikini or Lingerie

So I text my CF if she's going to be dancing and she says yes. When Im en route to the club she asks if I prefer to see her in a bikini or lingerie? What would you pick? And…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 31

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One dance everyone knows the rules!

I've recently become addicted to the one bite pizza reviews. Heres an idea for the bravest guy on TUSCL. Start a vlog where you go to strip clubs and when finished you give a review of the lap dances to…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Giving dancers advice?

I have a few CF who I'd see more regularly if they'd change minor things. One gives the best BJ i've ever had, but her quote for FS is ridiculous. I used to visit her every 2 weeks, but now…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 37

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Whats your favorite LD position?

It seems that 90% of dancers can only pull of two positions. Facing you or seated reverse cowgirl. While this is ok its always great to see a girl pull of a new position. My all time favorite is the…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 18

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Most you have spent per hour on Dollar Parade

Whats the most you have spend on a dollar parade in an hour? I recently visited a club where i could have easily spent $35 in an hour which seemed ridiculous. $15 dollars is my comfortable range as its cost…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 11

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Guy spends $241k in one night at a strip club

An oldie but goodie, hopefully this guy is a TUSCL member. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avLSt50Rjq0

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 4

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Divorce Lawyers Give Relationship Advice

A video like this makes all the money ive spent clubbing seem pretty economical in comparison to getting a divorce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCLk-2iArYc

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

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NNJ New Club Alert (Rah Rah's is now called Exit 11)

So I follow a hot MILF bartender who used to work at VIPS on instagram and recently saw that she works at a new club called Exit 11 in Orange. Thier instagram page reveals that this club's location used to…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 4

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Ever go to a new club because a fav performed higher mileage there?

I recently decided to stop by a club I rarely go to and ran into one of my favs from another bar. She told me she dances at both and is able to provide higher mileage at the club I…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 20

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Learning To Fly

Just a little piece of art to get you through the week. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds0b4OQdQdA "I've been a pilot for many years. I still fly. There are only two things in life that make it worth living and that is airplanes and…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 12

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Trolling Season?

The trolling has been getting out of hand in the past few weeks. I have been a reviewer of this site for years, but only used the discussion section for a year. Is it typical for trolls to pick up…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 51

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Rate this pose

If I dancer ever performed this at a nude bar, id immediately take her to VIP. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrBEsmhhS8X/

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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Light HJ at bar beats front room makeout every time.

For those who think front room make out sessions are king try getting a girl to give you a light HJ at the bar. Not hard enough for release, but enough to keep it chubby for 10 minutes. My favs…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 18

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Kick Willy off the Board!

Check out his latest review of Clancys. Who approves this bullshit? https://www.tuscl.net/listing.php5?id=2041

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 21

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Holiday Tips to ATF?

Lets debate something productive. Do any of you guys tip your ATF a little extra around christmas time? I have one who has done such a good job this year Im inclined to lol

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 19

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Has a threesome LD ever been worth it?

Im normally a one girl guy when it comes to the LD room, but in the past month Ive been accosted twice by girls who asked if I want to bring back two at a time. Usually its because the…

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 30

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Pre-Thanksgiving Parties

Ive been mongering for many years and guess I just understood that many clubs offer Pre-Thanksgiving parties tonight. Doubt im going out, but if you want to visit your ATF tonights a good one

NJBallaElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 8
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