One of my favorite club reviews:
“So I’m smoking crack in the back of the shack with jack (that’s a metaphor and jack is my penis) when the anticipated moment arrives. Now let me tell you how this story drives. From the beginning we go. Soon we’ll meet a man named Tido.
I pulled up and parked about a block down the road. And to my chagrin there was a toad. As I walked to the shack there was a man outside who said, "Aha! Is it really nice in there man?" This man seems to be always there. Like a big ugly bear. He's been heckling me for years. Almost to the point of tears. "A Strip Club heckler you say? I've never seen that day." Well I have and he sits out on Main Street in Orange. This man is real. There is no metaphor. And its really weird. Not a big deal I suppose. And its a detail that I could dispose. But it does make walking discreetly gone completely.
I walked in the club with an intention to rub and not in the bathtub.
There were two girls dancing and neither caused advancing. Willy sat still and I wanted a thrill. There was however a pretty Dominican girl. I'd love to give her a necklace with a pearl. She sat at the bar with a man. His name may have been Dan. She noticed me looking. And figured I wanted a booking. She didn't wait until October. And I wanted to cum all over. Which I eventually did.
Now some men say not to buy her a drink. But this I do not think. For the price of an $8 vodka she sat with me for 15 minutes rubbing willy while I fondled her. Off to the back we went. And I mean the back not the hallway in the front. The hallway in the front is terrible. Are there roaches there? I didn't see one. But then it wasn't quite fair. Since I wasn't there. Now there is a troll who collects a toll. In the hallway I mean for more than one bean. That's not for me. I'm not a bumble bee. I don't fly around hallways rarely getting to the point. Instead I took advantage of the joint. And what it had to offer. And that's in the back.
A room stands in front of where you boom. And a troll collects your toll. He's not judge Aliito. Maybe his name is Tido! Whatever his name, he had no fame. And it did not cost a fortune. $40.
I don't kiss and tell. But into bliss I fell. And I got everything I wanted. No desires were daunted. It cost me $60 in the form of a tip. And she did it like a good honey dip.
Now there was another sight to see. But I’ll write more once I’ve climbed that tree
I appreciate creativity - and his words are creative - but not actually descriptive. A review should be descriptive - so others know whether the club is worth a trip.
alright a few of things: 1) cashman i appreciate the feedback and i'll think about it. but honestly my last review features a 10 point list that provides the essential facts of the club. how is this not descriptive?
2) njb since i have a life i'll probably back off soon since you're really not worth getting arrested for a disorderly persons or be banned from my go to spot. although i haven't yet. so maybe i will show up thursday. i know exactly what you look like and you have no idea what i look like. you are reckless indeed bro.
3) just to clarify the facts the only person i troll is njb. this is because njb called me a troll. prior to that moment i had not expressed any hostility towards njb at all. the dynamic that exists between me and njb is because of njb.
4) finally njb if you are as crazy as your pms indicate i seriously recommend you think about getting your life in order. tuscl is just a very small hobby for me. half of the reason i participate is because i like to write. you on the other hand are getting way too upset by the ramblings of a dude you don't even know. seriously man go into therapy or go to church or something.
@willy, it could be easy for you to play the innocent victim, but your review clearly speaks otherwise. I dare anyone to find a review that includes the ramblings and disgusting comments specifically directed towards one user as yours did. You sir are the one that needs help. If I were you id stay home and watch pornhub for the next 2 or 3 months and lay low. Keep your head on a swivel
okay njb frankly i've seen you before and unless you're a ninja i will hurt you very easily. i've got height and muscle on you. that being said take a look at your last comment. you're the troll. but i have to say i feel sorry for you. you're still young go build a life.
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