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grand1511

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137 posts by grand1511

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JOI with Asa Akira

I'm not one to post porn links on here but I know there are many Asa Akira fans like me on this site who might enjoy this: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59a245b708122

grand1511Elite Reviewer8 yrs ago 6 1

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I guess I need....

...to go to more soccer matches! http://www.startribune.com/defiant-topless-woman-carried-out-of-loons-game-at-tcf-charged-with-misdemeanor/448035913/

grand1511Elite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 13

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Pussy...

...truly is a wonderful thing. That is all.

grand1511Elite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 6

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Dirty talk during a lap dance

During the last couple sessions with my CF, she's asked that I talk dirty to her while she's grinding on me. I didn't really know how far to push it but the dirtier I got, the harder she was grinding.…

grand1511Elite Reviewer8 yrs ago 24 16

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You know it's going to be a good lap dance when...

...the dancer gives you a safe word.

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 12

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Hugh Freeze strip club party coming

A celebration of hypocrisy! https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/sec/2017/08/03/starkville-miss-strip-club-hugh-freeze-tribute-party/537236001/

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 2

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James Harden's jersey is....

....retired at a Houston strip club, hanging from the rafters. Shouldn't there only be retired thongs enshrined there? https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/07/27/james-harden-houston-rockets-jersey-retired-houston-strip-club

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 3

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Most PL thing ever

There is no way this could have ended well. http://www.unitednews.org/lexington-sc-man-horrified-booking-prostitute-wife-arrived/

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 7

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These high school seniors are going to get awesome graduation gifts

New low in PL-dom: http://www.startribune.com/rosemount-woman-charged-with-using-hs-grad-party-fund-for-sex-toys/422013503/

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 2

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"What are you thinking?"

Got some awesome dances (non-extras variety but great grind) last night and twice the dancer asked me "What are you thinking?" Has anyone ever encountered this? I was stumped. The truest answer I could have given was "we should be…

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 4 17

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Ripping off the ROB

Amazing turn of events today in what was shaping up to be a very bad experience at the club. It didn't end good, but it wasn't a train wreck either. Got a very aggressive, handsy sales pitch from a dancer who…

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 3 6

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Black-light testing Minneapolis sex businesses

See, this is why we can't have nearly as much fun in Minneapolis strip clubs. Besides this kind of testing, I've been told by dancers that there are city "investigators" who visit clubs undercover to buy lap dances to see…

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 1 29

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Is Valentine's Day...

...the PLiest day to go to a strip club?

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 7

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Lingerie mishaps

So I figure I've been clubbing around 25 years and never had a day quite like today for oddities. First club, first dancer–after two table side topless dances we stop. She's getting her things together to get dressed and can't…

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 9

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Nipple job

My CF does this amazing thing where she rubs her nipple along the underside of my shaft after she's gotten me hard. Drives me crazy good. She has extremely hard nipples and they're also pierced with studs so I'm not…

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 5 9

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The hectic Christmas Eve of my MILF stripper

My go-to club usually isn't open on Christmas Eve night. But with it being on a Saturday this year, it was open for business last night. Went in expecting to be severely underwhelmed by a low vibe and lack of…

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 2

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Put me ôut of my musery if.....

... I'm ever seen a club reading a book. It was an unusally slow Friday night in my fave club...so slow that there was actually a dude reading a book....multiple pages of a thick paperback. It was just the first…

grand1511Elite Reviewer9 yrs ago 2 9

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Clunking

I don't know if that's what it's called, but I'm really hating this thing dancers do when they're on stage and they bang their feet together creating a clunking sound. Is it just me? It really seems to kill the…

grand1511Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 12

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Dances from pornstars

Yesterday afternoon I had a nice, pleasant surprise. Went for a matinee visit at the Minneapolis Deja Vu. Only three dancers working but one seemed familiar. Turns out she is the asian pornstar Gaia. She wasn't there as a feature…

grand1511Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 27

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Chicken coop prostitution

Of corse, it's in Wisconsin: http://www.twincities.com/2016/07/12/wisconsin-prostitute-chicken-coop-6-children-neglected-polk-county/

grand1511Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 11

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And then this happened in the club last night

It was an especially dead night at my home base club last night. It is openiing weekend for the fishing season here in Minnesota, so that probably played a big role. Dancers were pretty unispired and the vibe was just…

grand1511Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 9

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More confessions from my 51-year-old stripper

OK. It's really only one confession, but I thought those of us over a certain age might relate. I've written about Caolyn before in this forum and I usually stop in to see her every couple months or so on…

grand1511Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 8

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Fav's quality is dipping

The last two visits with a long-time fave been underwhelming experiences. I've been getting dances from her off-and-on the past 12-14 years. Second-to-last dance from her that was subpar I just chalked up to her maybe being off her…

grand1511Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 16

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Shifting urban demographics putting the squeeze on Minneapolis strip clubs

This is my home turf of strip clubs. Pretty interesting main stream report on a factor that's causing clubs to close.BTW: I've had many dances from Buena, the dancer in the lead photo. http://www.startribune.com/well-off-families-are-transforming-the-north-loop-once-minneapolis-sex-district/364175291/

grand1511Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 11

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It's a Wonderful Life

Spent some time the other night at a local club that I hadn't been to in many years. It used to have the hottest girls in Minneapolis but was also zero mileage from mostly stuck up divas. Now it's part…

grand1511Elite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2
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