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2 years ago

Video shot in Hong Kong

Snowed in today and surfing around Porn Hub and came across this video where the host was allowed one hour of videoing inside Hong Kong. Nothing too explicit is shown, but it does give...

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Political Discourse

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2 years ago

Is your ATF running for Congress?

About 20 years ago I had nearly weekly VIP sessions with this current candidate for Congress. Haven't crossed paths with her since our last session in the club two decades ago. But I have...

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3 years ago

The long, slow demise of porn shops

Over the long weekend I passed through a part of town I don't regularly visit. Years ago I used to in the neighborhood at least monthly to check out the new offerings if porn...

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3 years ago

St. Paul's last strip club closes

It's hard to stay in business when people are getting murdered in your parking lot. https://www.startribune.com/st-pauls-last-strip-club-closes-amid-violence-and-fierce-neighborhood-opposition/600156197/...

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3 years ago

PLiest Valentine's Promotion Ever?

Tomorrow night one of the local clubs is offering one hour dinner date with a dancer including food, dessert, wine and five dances for $200 ($650 in a private room). Any one find this...

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3 years ago

Mike Zimmer's swimsuit model girlfriend

Mike Zimmer got canned as the coach of the Minnesota Vikings a couple weeks ago. But he probably is thankful to have more time to spend at home with his 40-year-old swimsuit model, Katarina...

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3 years ago

Did you hear...

...about the guy who only used body wash as lube when he jacked off? He wanted to cum clean....

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3 years ago

Don't you just love...

...a good typo in a review? From a review I just voted yes to: "...lap dances were $20 topless for 1 dong..." Do you have a favorite TUSCL typo?...

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3 years ago

Getting "nasty" vs. sugaring

Sometimes you just don't see it coming. This (paraphrased) was the pre-dance and post-dance discussion I had with a newish day shift dancer, single mother of 2, at my go-to club in Minneapolis today. Pre-dances... Dancer:...

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3 years ago

Olive Garden...it isn't a stereotype if it's real

In conversation with a couple dancers at the club tonight, we were talking about wine. Stripper 1 asks Stripper 2 "What is that wine you always like to drink when we are at Olive...

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3 years ago

What is six inches long...

...two inches think and drives women crazy? Wait for it..... ...a $100 bill! That was the opening joke a pair of dancers dropped on me last night in a four-joke set of lap dance humor as their...

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3 years ago

There's nothing sadder in a strip club than....

...the DJ made up in full Heath Ledger Joker make-up and hairstyle on Oct. 1. What else you all got?...

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3 years ago

King's Inn (MN) burns to the ground

This place has been closed for a couple decades and they're just getting around to arsoning it. https://www.startribune.com/former-st-cloud-area-supper-club-strip-joint-a-total-loss-after-fire/600096724/...

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3 years ago

Potential Club Promotion...Strip Dodgeball?

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5df126b5220fc The opening 3 minutes are the game...the rest is the "after party."...

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Icee Loco (asshole)

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4 years ago

Has anyone seen "Zola"?

It's a movie currently in theaters about the strange weekend trip to Florida to make big money by two "dancers," one boyfriend and a pimp. It's based on an actual 148-tweet storm posted by...

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4 years ago

Lurking around Facebook today I found out that my ATF dancer passed away last week. Hadn't seen her in at least a couple years. Her time at the club was getting less and less...

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4 years ago

Minneapolis 2 a.m.er

https://www.startribune.com/charge-fatal-shooting-after-bar-closing-time-in-downtown-minneapolis-followed-verbal-clash/600065858/...

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4 years ago

A Monday night in Tampa's Boobmuda Triangle

I know Mondays probably don't make a representative sample size for drawing strip club judgments. But last night I spent a fair amount of time and money visiting 3 clubs in Tampa with surprising...

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4 years ago

Don't you just love it...

...when the stripper finishes her intense grind on you and then manages to bring the topic around to football and gives you in-depth analysis of the pros and cons of Tom Brady over Patrick...

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4 years ago

The humble brag of a dancer

Said to me by a dancer as we were leaving a VIP room tonight near end of her shift: "Do you have 5 $20s? I have to tip out and all I have are $100s." What...

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4 years ago

The humble brag of a dancer

Said to me by a dancer as we were leaving a VIP room tonight near end of her shift: "Do you have 5 $20s? I have to tip out and all I have are $100s." What...

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4 years ago

Making it rain at George Floyd Square

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7665 I saw this happening in real time on TV this afternoon. Part of the celebration in George Floyd Square at the announcement of three guilty counts on Derek Chauvin, celebrators made it rain. A...

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4 years ago

She doesn't know Bo

So earlier tonight I was getting some table dances from a new dancer to me...Devon. She was a great conversationalist and I actually had to initiate getting the dance action going. A very thin,...

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4 years ago

VIP room sales pitch...and a miss

So this, basically, was a sales pitch I got to go VIP at a local club I hadn't been to in over a decade. The dancer was doing me a favor in getting me...

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4 years ago

Questions on the history of stripping and lap dances

So a few nights ago I was watching the movie "Diner." It's set in the early '60s and there is a scene that takes place in strip club of that era. There's a 3-piece...

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4 years ago

Covid cleaning shuts down MN King of Diamonds thru weekend

https://www.king-diamonds.com/entertainers/...

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4 years ago

Strip club foul balls

So tonight I'm at this little club with very average dancers. Second girl I see on stage does that "clunk" where she bangs her shoes together while laying on the stage. Except in this case,...

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4 years ago

Game called on account of not enough players in the club

This was the strangest thing I've encountered in a strip club in quite a while. I was at the Minneapolis Spearmint Rhino tonight and at 10:30 p.m. the house lights came on and we...

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4 years ago

Dancer double coverage on their face

Got a table-side dance today at Rick's Cabaret in Minneapolis. The dancer had a cloth mask on the whole time we chatted. Then when she danced...her top came off but a face shield went...

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4 years ago

Making the most of restrictions

Here's a tip of the cap to dancer I saw last night at Spearmint Rhino in Minneapolis. I believe her name was Anya. She seemed to take the masking restrictions and ran with them to...

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4 years ago

Post COVID club collusion

In reviewing post COVID reviews and from my personal experiences in two local clubs, I'm wondering if there was some national collusion on the part of club owners during the days of lockdown. It seems...

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5 years ago

Hey 19....young strippers and old music

So I was at a club tonight for a lackluster pre-Fourth turnout, both of customers and dancers. But a very unusual thing happened. A young mixed-race spinner joined me at the table. Due to the...

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5 years ago

Early Asa Akira stripping

Stumbled upon this on Pornhub today. She's so young and fresh-faced here: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e1368839e181...

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5 years ago

Minneapolis clubs opening Wednesday

A quick scan through social media shows many Minneapolis clubs will be opening this Wednesday. Not sure about other Minnesota cities, or the level of dance restrictions that might be in place....

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5 years ago

Pussy bracket voting

What happened to the semi regular voting for hot chicks? Did I miss something that it came to an early end? Or was it actually being organized by Chief Justice John Roberts and he...

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5 years ago

Teacher/beauty queen busted for texting with student

These just keep getting better and better http://www.startribune.com/ex-miss-kentucky-admits-to-trading-sexual-photos-with-teen/566303082/...

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Call.Me.Ishmael

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5 years ago

"What are you thinking?"

Got this question from a dancer toward the end of our conversation today. I absolutely hate this question and it never helps, at least with me, to move up to higher spending activities. If...

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5 years ago

Damn auto correct

This was the start of a review in the approval queue this morning: "I was in Vegas for a conviction...." Extras must have been available!...

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6 years ago

Minnesota beaches may be more revealing than Minnesota strip clubs

Interesting incident recently at a Duluth beach this summer. Where's the line between indecent and topless? http://www.startribune.com/topless-duluth-swimmer-has-police-called-on-her-touching-off-45-minute-debate-over-indecent-exposure/512503652/...

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6 years ago

Cleaning up Minneapolis strip clubs, literally

One Minneapolis city council member is working to provide healthier and safer work conditions for strip club dancers. I hope this doesn't lead to the California effect with the recent changes happening there. Mileage...

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6 years ago

Bike lane assault at Rick's Minneapolis

http://www.citypages.com/arts/i-got-beat-up-over-a-car-parked-in-the-bike-lane-at-ricks-cabaret/509446121...

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6 years ago

Dennis Hof is still dead

http://www.startribune.com/autopsy-heart-attack-killed-nevada-brothel-owner/507839842/...

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6 years ago

Georgia Tech hoops investigation involves strip club

Doesn't say which club specifically http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/26268869/strip-club-visit-center-georgia-tech-probe...

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6 years ago

TUSCL typo of 2019 (so far)

From portion of a review in the queue tonight: "You tip them and they give you a kind of a hug. I saw some guys dong a little more, though."...

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6 years ago

Sunday double teams

The last couple Sunday nights I've been out clubbing, I've had an unusually high number of threesome dance proposals. Took the bait on one offer last month in a club in NYC. Had a...

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6 years ago

Can we please have this word "band" from all future reviews? I gotta think at least a third of the reviews I previewed over the weekend mentioned some combination of standard cover, standard club...

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6 years ago

Taking a special needs dude to a club?

Thought I'd throw this out there for feedback from the group. There's a young man in my neighborhood with some type of mental disability, I'm not exactly sure what, that I've befriended over the...

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6 years ago

Porn for after you go blind from jacking off too much

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573b7e649a93e...

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