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grand1511

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137 posts by grand1511

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A man walks into a strip club with his dog....

...yes, I really saw this today at Rick's in Minneapolis. I'll let the group here provide the punch line.

grand1511Elite Reviewer1 yr ago 10 7

Tijuana

Video shot in Hong Kong

Snowed in today and surfing around Porn Hub and came across this video where the host was allowed one hour of videoing inside Hong Kong. Nothing too explicit is shown, but it does give a pretty good feel of how…

grand1511Elite Reviewer3 yrs ago 2 17

Politics

Is your ATF running for Congress?

About 20 years ago I had nearly weekly VIP sessions with this current candidate for Congress. Haven't crossed paths with her since our last session in the club two decades ago. But I have to say, she doesn't look too…

grand1511Elite Reviewer3 yrs ago 6 10

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The long, slow demise of porn shops

Over the long weekend I passed through a part of town I don't regularly visit. Years ago I used to in the neighborhood at least monthly to check out the new offerings if porn movies and mags at three different…

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 16

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St. Paul's last strip club closes

It's hard to stay in business when people are getting murdered in your parking lot. https://www.startribune.com/st-pauls-last-strip-club-closes-amid-violence-and-fierce-neighborhood-opposition/600156197/

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 6

Front Room

PLiest Valentine's Promotion Ever?

Tomorrow night one of the local clubs is offering one hour dinner date with a dancer including food, dessert, wine and five dances for $200 ($650 in a private room). Any one find this even mildly intriguing?

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 15

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Mike Zimmer's swimsuit model girlfriend

Mike Zimmer got canned as the coach of the Minnesota Vikings a couple weeks ago. But he probably is thankful to have more time to spend at home with his 40-year-old swimsuit model, Katarina Elizabeth Miketin. She's sporting the team…

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 4 8

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Did you hear...

...about the guy who only used body wash as lube when he jacked off? He wanted to cum clean.

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 4

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Don't you just love...

...a good typo in a review? From a review I just voted yes to: "...lap dances were $20 topless for 1 dong..." Do you have a favorite TUSCL typo?

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 8

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Getting "nasty" vs. sugaring

Sometimes you just don't see it coming. This (paraphrased) was the pre-dance and post-dance discussion I had with a newish day shift dancer, single mother of 2, at my go-to club in Minneapolis today. Pre-dances... Dancer: I wish I had some regulars…

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 3

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Olive Garden...it isn't a stereotype if it's real

In conversation with a couple dancers at the club tonight, we were talking about wine. Stripper 1 asks Stripper 2 "What is that wine you always like to drink when we are at Olive Garden?" Case closed.

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 1 22

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What is six inches long...

...two inches think and drives women crazy? Wait for it..... ...a $100 bill! That was the opening joke a pair of dancers dropped on me last night in a four-joke set of lap dance humor as their intro to me last night. The…

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 5

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There's nothing sadder in a strip club than....

...the DJ made up in full Heath Ledger Joker make-up and hairstyle on Oct. 1. What else you all got?

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3 49

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King's Inn (MN) burns to the ground

This place has been closed for a couple decades and they're just getting around to arsoning it. https://www.startribune.com/former-st-cloud-area-supper-club-strip-joint-a-total-loss-after-fire/600096724/

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 3

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Potential Club Promotion...Strip Dodgeball?

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5df126b5220fc The opening 3 minutes are the game...the rest is the "after party."

grand1511Elite Reviewer4 yrs ago 2 2

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Has anyone seen "Zola"?

It's a movie currently in theaters about the strange weekend trip to Florida to make big money by two "dancers," one boyfriend and a pimp. It's based on an actual 148-tweet storm posted by one of the dancers in the…

grand1511Elite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 2

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To Nakita

Lurking around Facebook today I found out that my ATF dancer passed away last week. Hadn't seen her in at least a couple years. Her time at the club was getting less and less frequent and then the club closed…

grand1511Elite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 13

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Minneapolis 2 a.m.er

https://www.startribune.com/charge-fatal-shooting-after-bar-closing-time-in-downtown-minneapolis-followed-verbal-clash/600065858/

grand1511Elite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1

Front Room

A Monday night in Tampa's Boobmuda Triangle

I know Mondays probably don't make a representative sample size for drawing strip club judgments. But last night I spent a fair amount of time and money visiting 3 clubs in Tampa with surprising results, at least to me. With some…

grand1511Elite Reviewer5 yrs ago 12

Front Room

Don't you just love it...

...when the stripper finishes her intense grind on you and then manages to bring the topic around to football and gives you in-depth analysis of the pros and cons of Tom Brady over Patrick Mahomes as the best quarterback in…

grand1511Elite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1

Front Room

The humble brag of a dancer

Said to me by a dancer as we were leaving a VIP room tonight near end of her shift: "Do you have 5 $20s? I have to tip out and all I have are $100s." What are other dancer humble brags by…

grand1511Elite Reviewer5 yrs ago 5 10

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The humble brag of a dancer

Said to me by a dancer as we were leaving a VIP room tonight near end of her shift: "Do you have 5 $20s? I have to tip out and all I have are $100s." What are other dancer humble brags by…

grand1511Elite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2

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Making it rain at George Floyd Square

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7665 I saw this happening in real time on TV this afternoon. Part of the celebration in George Floyd Square at the announcement of three guilty counts on Derek Chauvin, celebrators made it rain. A guy being interviewed on camera cut…

grand1511Elite Reviewer5 yrs ago 3 22

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She doesn't know Bo

So earlier tonight I was getting some table dances from a new dancer to me...Devon. She was a great conversationalist and I actually had to initiate getting the dance action going. A very thin, athletic and statuesque blonde who's been…

grand1511Elite Reviewer5 yrs ago 1 5

Front Room

VIP room sales pitch...and a miss

So this, basically, was a sales pitch I got to go VIP at a local club I hadn't been to in over a decade. The dancer was doing me a favor in getting me updated on what the new pricing…

grand1511Elite Reviewer5 yrs ago 2 5
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