Posts by Doc_Holliday

Anyone hear from that old timer that use to get his dick wet in the tar sands?

There ain't nothing better than going fishing in the morning, then hittin' the strip club in the afternoon, I tell you what!

Hey guys, Been awhile. Hope all is well here. Just an FYI 4chan (basement of the internet, see Fappening [celebrity nude photo leak]) is blowing up over the Ashley Maddison database dump. They don't care about the average Joe, but they…

Six dollars you don't have in your pocket now, but you can! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87GsHvjes6E awww there's my Mickey! also when did this site change for the first goddamn time in 10 yrs??

On the plus side, at least you're horny? http://www.vice.com/read/this-new-deadly-sti-makes-its-victims-horny-before-killing-them

http://www.khou.com/news/local/Aldine-ISD-Police--Teacher-charged-with-improper-relationship-with-student-256678251.html

Here's a blog Rick created where you guess the sex of the dancers he's slept with. http://slutroulette.com/blog/dick-or-clit/ Guess the sex, then scroll over the pic to see if you were right!

I'm writing this from a boxcar in Bangor, Maine. We went out with Juice last night and it got savage. At 3PM, he hit me up with a text. 'CLUB JUISC TITTYS TONIGHT' Sure, why not? After a lot of egging, I…

These strippers in South Carolina say you come in the club smelling like molasses and you got too much hair on your dick. What's up with that?

They've all been drinking out of a sippy cup instead of nursing off a couple Scandinavian & Columbian wet-nurses like my dear old dad provided for me. I don't know whose joke account Sip Cup is, but I guarantee it's…

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