Posts by Doc_Holliday

There's no cheese in Chinese food.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAFoso0CLk

Hey! I live here in Dallas. Where can I get my dick sucked and a finger in my butthole??

The surviving virgin queen will fly out on a sunny, warm day to a "drone congregation area" where she will mate with 12-15 drones. If the weather holds, she may return to the drone congregation area for several days until…

http://m.vice.com/read/an-inconvenient-urethra-pissing-with-the-gogirl Now girls don't have to do it sitting down!

Last night, for the third time in less than two years, I left my wallet in my chair while heading to tip the stage (or some other activity). Not only this, but it was at the bar, and my first…

Stephen Colbert just offered Don Trump $1,000,000.00

Florence Welch and Calvin Harris team up to produce what is one of the best music videos I've seen in some time. Calvin Harris is a video and music producer/DJ who's hit Feel So Close scored big last year and…

http://www.vice.com/read/pattaya-come-for-the-sex-stay-for-the-steroids Imagine if Charles Bronson loaded up on steroids, waltzed out of prison, bought a huge apartment in Thailand, and spent the rest of his days sleeping with prostitutes, posting photos of said prostitutes to his Facebook page, zealously championing misogyny,…

Video leaked of Romney talking to fundraiser about how to win the election. Nothing to damning. I actually like the fact i get to hear Romney talk honestly about things. He's always so egar to please, you have no idea…

Her lips are full and pink. Her teal green eyes are intense and inviting. Her black eyeliner accentuates her high cheekbones and her strawberry hair complements her light African skin. Her metallic halter dress holds her supple thighs and pushes…

First night at a strip club in a while and they had the dollar dance cattle call thing. It was five or six dances? Maybe more. I don't know, I'm wasted. I got dances from four girls with a break…