Comments by Doc_Holliday (page 12)

I fail miserably at making jokes that don't involve the Loch Ness monster.

You listen to NPR? I thought you were a beer chugging plumber. Interesting.

Heart breaking love & life stories, customer bashing, money loving chest thumping posturing, and some backdoor drama with a guy who pays for the site and allegedly raped one of the members he swooned.

I'm going to start telling the ladies they make my dick sweaty. That's a good line.

I had a dancer tell me she stopped talking to me (for several months) because her coke dealer baby daddy didn't want her to. I think she told me this a couple times before she really stopped. Yet, I met the guy twice and he never said a word to me. He did flash his fat money wad around like that was going to intemidate me. I was like 'please, you got a problem with me or what? I got a pychotic on the Internet trying to off me, get in line.' I stopped anyway, cause I'm not into sharing. But at the age of 31, finding out she had a baby was my first pregnancy scare. Anyhow, that's not a PL story. Only one I got is this dancer I've been trying to get into the pants of for 18 months without sucess. I spent $70 on her birthday (liquor and 2 doz custom cupcakes) and $210 Christmas (spa cert, $30 novelty jewelry and candy). Didn't spend any money in the club on her either of those times, but over the course of 18 months probably $4-5k not including other club activities.

Awwww that old methhead! http://www.tickld.com/images/content/27449.jpg

¡Ay es poor pablo! puta cochina! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-pD8oKTYc

Dude, I'm so going to start praying before every shit! See what the prayer is for lap dances...

The only thing I know about Germans is they're terrible cooks. They burn everything.

Allahumma in-nee a'oothu bika minal khubu-thee wal khabaa ith.

Ha!

stax, I don't think I've heard this in a sc, yet. This weekend I shall remedy this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISFAPOoefCU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjg6flu3zuc

The person in this picture is not the same as last one. "that's funny... i always thought "carolynne's boobs" were all you guys on tuscl." LOL

5. The US peaked oil production in the 70's and OPEC is most likely lying about their reserves. We will run out of oil in 50-100 years, unless we can tap the ocean floor and oil is there.

I didn't know dalex lived in Ottawa.

I never have been able to equate >$ = >FUN as I've enjoyed myself several time never breaking $100 and been miserable spending over $300, law of diminishing returns and all. But I do prefer to only go once or twice a month and skip months, just so I enjoy the rarity of it.

This thread is going places.

...their shirts to smell like patchouli and their fingers like yesterday's catch.

Look for the laps of their pants to be very worn.

I've never had a problem with only getting one dance. In fact, many of my 'hang out' strippers I'll only get one dance from before they take off after hanging out. Also there's one dancer -- a tan, stacked like D's, gregarious SE Asian who I can only get one dance from, because a second I'd come on. Holy shit! Her body is just brickhouse great, she'll grind you cock off, talk dirty and has a habit of removing your shirt and running her fingers through your hair and rubbing her body over yours. Seriously, I can't make it a second song! She's a seductress and if she ever turned evil, your ass'd be gone.

The boys in Steubenville know how to treat a woman, amirite dalex??

"The seediness of strip clubs mostly results from the sad fact that so many people are still shitheads even while having what should be a wonderful experience." True. Unfortunately, some men just like to break shit.

But back on topic, I go to strip clubs for tits, ass, drugs and drama. You know, adventure.

OMG the fucking editing on this show! Keep the fucking camera still for a second! To be fair they give the stripper some depth while making the stereotypical jokes. They got a laugh out of me with the sled part. It's just the sitcom format is so boring to me without the sheer insanity of IASIP or South Park (which gets old too). I'd rather watch reruns of Cheers, Taxi, or Honeymooners. But yeah, for a 'safe' sitcom, they handled the stripper thing well.