tuscl

Comments by IfIGottaBeDamned

  • discussion comment
    4 days ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    What do you miss? What do you want?
    The “Subscriptions” link is giving me a server-side exception error message when I select it. Digest: 1419705833
  • discussion comment
    8 days ago
    rickthelion
    Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
    Hope all you demented perverts in the path of Milton stay safe!
    @NiceSpice: I read a news story about the Tampa Zoo. They’re moving all of their animals into hurricane proof shelters. Except for the alligators. The alligators will stay submerged in the water and ride the whole thing out just fine.
  • discussion comment
    9 days ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    Hurricanes, earthquakes, wildfires
    Hoping the UFO perched on top of 2001 Odyssey doesn’t actually take a short flight…
  • discussion comment
    24 days ago
    Hank Moody
    I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
    Goddess impacted by fire
    @Hank wrote “you mean to tell me the best person you could find for a quote was the owner of Goddess?” Talking to the owner of the Goddess probably got them footage of a stripclub’s interior on the local newscast. A perfect excuse for a sweet ratings bump from all those viewers who’ve never stepped foot into a SC. In the ratings game, it’s second only to “If it bleeds, it leads.”
  • discussion comment
    25 days ago
    Goddess club on fire
    Updated news report on the fire. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/massive-6-alarm-fire-strikes-restaurant-downtown-baltimore/62320790 According to the report, other businesses attached to the Goddess were extensively damaged by the fire. But the Goddess building itself appears to be relatively intact. Video of the main floor shows no apparent damage. But the club’s upper floors had their windows knocked out. The club will certainly be closed for repairs and cleanup. But it seems it will reopen relatively soon.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    sfrsox
    I love boobies
    One line unpublished reviews
    While the Review Guidelines are clear on what is expected of a review, I think providing a couple of good sample reviews would also help serious first-time reviewers. Of course, as CMI said, that won’t solve laziness.
  • discussion comment
    2 months ago
    Is it worth it?
    Yes, most, but not all, of the dancers at Haven have chemical dependency issues, whether alcohol, pills or street drugs.
  • discussion comment
    3 months ago
    tstarky10
    NY/NJ bound
    The Block
    Nightshift has kept the same name over the past three or more decades. But it’s had a series of owners.
  • discussion comment
    4 months ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Tan lines. Like them or not?
    Given a choice I’d rather not see tan lines. But on my list of features I look for in a dancer to spans time with, tan lines are close to the bottom of the list. So in reality they don’t really matter.
  • discussion comment
    4 months ago
    gothamyte
    from that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
    Offbeat question: why did Super Fuego, the Maryland strip club close?
    There was a political & law enforcement pressure campaign against the Prince George’s county strip clubs before COVID that I suspect harmed many of the clubs that ended up closed. I have no direct knowledge about Super F., but I wouldn’t be surprised if that played a role too.
  • review comment
    4 months ago
    None of these girls belongs on a pinup. Unless you have like 10 pints.
    I was there a few years years ago. I got a dance from several girls. All the dances were pretty much “sit on your hands” and occasional light grinding at best. Enjoy the view, ‘cause that’s all you’re gonna get there.
  • discussion comment
    4 months ago
    Aileen
    Fully agree with @Call.Me.Ishmael
  • discussion comment
    5 months ago
    mogul1985
    I have 3 lives: Work, Dog Shows and Strip Clubs
    Airports and Strip Clubs
    I just accessed the map feature. It’s working fine for me.
  • discussion comment
    7 months ago
    I just noticed the new format with club listings
    Agreed! In the Maryland listings, it make more sense to organize the majority of clubs under Baltimore City than the neighborhoods that were previously broken out within the city. It’s still a little puzzling to see two closed clubs listed under Maryland that are actually located in West Virginia and Iowa.
  • discussion comment
    7 months ago
    loper
    just looking for a little human contact along the way
    Can't login on laptop
    I think rotating my iPad from landscape to portrait helped find the login link too.
  • discussion comment
    7 months ago
    loper
    just looking for a little human contact along the way
    Can't login on laptop
    I’m having the same login problem on my iPad. Ended up clicking on one of the pages in the left column and then using the “hamburger” to reach the login page.
  • discussion comment
    7 months ago
    Making a Silk Purse Out of A... Silk Purse
    Some guys get a gym membership just to have a place to shower and change clothes.
  • discussion comment
    7 months ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    Smash or Pass?
    Appears to be from the same evening as the famous Sophia Loren side eye photo. https://ew.com/article/2014/11/03/sophia-loren-jayne-mansfield/
  • discussion comment
    7 months ago
    VIP Expectations??
    Chaps moved from their original “shack” to the adjacent concrete building in the parking lot. I think it used to be an auto repair shop. I haven’t been in the renovated building yet. I fear I’m going to miss the ambiance of their original building.
  • discussion comment
    7 months ago
    WiseToo
    New York
    Tipping Etiquette
    If I’m sitting with one of my favs, there’s no issue asking her to break a $20. Especially if the bar tender is busy. She’ll going to rubber band the singles into a $20 stack and exchange with the bartender anyway. And I tip her a dollar or two that I would have given her in some manner anyway. It’s all good; works out for everyone.
  • discussion comment
    7 months ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Going on Vacation
    I think another useful feature would be to add “Advertisement/SPAM” as a reason for rejecting an Article. I’ve been recently rejecting many articles for this particular reason.
  • discussion comment
    7 months ago
    Foreplay has been closed for many months
    I’m not a business man, but here’s my read. I think it’s a combination of several factors: The overall reduction in demand for stripclubs. Foreplay/Hustler occupied a large space on expensive real estate. Therefore, the volume of business needed to make something that size profitable just isn’t there. Hustler in particular aimed for the higher end of the market, but over the years, Penthouse was able to dominate that portion of the SC market in Baltimore. Most other clubs in Baltimore are much smaller and can adjust easier to lower demand. Especially as some of them have closed in the past few years. Also, Three shootings on The Block in the past two years (twice at Foreplay, one in Norma Jean’s) doesn’t help either. I suspect eventually (within the next ten years), economic pressures will cause most of The Block will bulldozed and redeveloped. I’d like to see the building housing Foreplay/Norma Jeans/Indulge and a couple of other businesses survive, but that wish may be too optimistic.
  • discussion comment
    8 months ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    Going on Vacation
    I also agree with Hank Moody’s points. Especially #1, #5 and “The review approval process ain’t broke.” I’d also like to be able to filter the Dancer Directory by state. Rather than sort by Last Post or Last Comment.
  • discussion comment
    8 months ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    Favorite line, lines or stanza of any song ever recorded.
    I want you. I need you. But there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you. Now don’t be sad. ‘Cause two out of three ain’t bad.
  • discussion comment
    8 months ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Do NOT stick batteries up your penis.
    The article doesn’t expressly state one way or the other, but I have to think he is eligible for a Darwin Award. (You don’t have to die; you just need to be incapable of making any further contributions to the human gene pool.)