Comments by staxwell

Rose is aging well for a 40 year old Italian chick. 8/10 Would bang.

"Of course, just don't forget to show the shaft some love too."

@Slick, how have I never heard of Joey Diaz before today? This guy is amazing.

Lol yep, that's the one, ranukam.

I was so high, Slick. So high.

Brings back memories https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=16706

"Maybe I should just say FUCK YODA! and get kicked out with a bang lol." Not disrespectful enough. You should really disrespect that bitch, something everyone would remember. I'm talking the kinda disrespect that will make him flinch every time he sees a username that resembles yours. Dave Chappelle as Rick James disrespectful. I would let her. 10/10 I'm not gonna marry her, so I won't dictate her life choices. Also, she'd probably be in phenomenal shape (which is a plus cause plus size is a negative). As long as she keeps herself clean, I'm with it.

Pulling off the panties of a Thai hooker, and she says in a voice identical to Shaq's "Don't worry baby, I just have a big clitoris, now sucky sucky.". Big clitoris, maybe, but explain these two balls hanging below it.

Kitty. Controversy gives me a boner.

MIA 3peat. Rondo is still underrated. D. Howard is a big shouldered pussy.

Date one, date them all. But yes, the majority of my gf's have been black.

"Dougster is causing 99% of the problems." Is he?

"Judge not lest you be judged" and shit.

You also assume goodsouthernboy is involved sexually with the girls from the reviewed club, Alucard. He said they sent PASSES to his house, not letters from strippers detailing their sexual affair. Or does just visiting a strip club count as infidelity? "I feel sorry for your mother." ha! Great scene.

Is that necessary, Alucard? Why do you feel sorry for his wife?

I agree with jester.

Never, but I would've given the bouncer a good smack & told the manager to "fuck off or prepare your mouth for a dick" then turned to the stripper asking for a dance to "prepare your mouth for a dick or fuck off". If he wants war, I got marines and pro fighters on speed dial.

@ranukam, NWTS is a clean concise album, it just flows better than anything he's ever done, but there aren't any songs on it better than "Lord Knows" or "The Ride" from Take Care. Drake can REALLY rap when he wants to, he just doesn't do it often enough to be taken seriously as a rapper. It's been a mediocre year for hip-hop to me. The best projects were underground. Then Pusha T came out with his solo album on Tuesday...he gets my vote for rap album of the year. @Slick, if you compare today's stuff to yesterday's stuff, you're always gonna be disappointed. I guess it's like that with every genre when you think about it. But this is a generation heavily influenced by Kanye West and the emotional vulnerability he showed on 808's & Heartbreaks (the piece of shit it was). There's no room for rugged artist in mainstream rap. You might wanna check out Pusha T's new album if you haven't already; "Numbers On The Board" & "NOSEtalgia" are songs you commit felonies to. @Doug, I wasn't even counting collaborations & Vedder side projects; that's another list. "Hunger Strike" & "Say Hello to Heaven" are in my top 100 songs of all time tho. @zip, That's top 10 lol, that's good. I have 67 Pearl Jam songs on my iPhone right now, that's #9 out of 67. "Hendrix was still experimenting when he died, I would have loved to hear the music he could have made in his 40's." ^^^THIS!

My top PJ top 20: 1. Black 2. Even Flow 3. Jeremy 4. Smile 5. Oceans 6. Elderly Woman Behind... 7. Push Me Pull Me 8. Present Tense 9. Yellow Ledbetter 10. Dirty Frank 11. All or None 12. Nothingman 13. Alive 14. Around The Bend 15. Dissident 16. Corduroy 17. Just Breathe 18. Rearview Mirror 19. Go 20. Sleight Of Hand ... ... 63. State Of Love and Trust

Honestly, the problem with Drake isn't because he makes bad music (he's gotten better at putting songs together), it's because he lost his Y chromosome lol. When I heard Started From The Bottom, I thought he found it, then I heard Hold On We're Going Home and realized there was no remanence of Y chromosome left. J. Cole is Drake with less flavor & less calories...he's Diet Drake. His latest album was WAY better than his first, but he still didn't bring enough heat to keep me listening after the first week it came out. No I.D. made magic (as usual) with that "Let Nas Down" instrumental, but instead of lighting it on fire, J. Cole made an entire song about feeling salty because Nas didn't like his first single lol. And left Nas with no real choice but to respond like "Oh, you didn't let me down, you made me proud.". Then the Outkast & Tribe samples on the album are bitter-sweet for me. J. Cole hasn't impressed me since the "Simba" track. Kendrick on the other hand...I'm still listening to GKMC a year later; 10/10.

"J. Cole/Drake kind of guy." Damn, ranukam. Damn...

Lol, Creed.

@Dougster, Black is my personal favorite. @duo, LMFAO no...I don't lol. That was funny though. @ime, not even because of the popularity, but I honestly think that was their strongest & most passionate performance as a whole, from the lead vocals, background vocals, ad-libs, the instruments, the build up, the final 45secs, everything. It's not even my favorite, but I think it was their best. Soundgarden is great, but their catalog doesn't touch Pearl Jam's. You could argue that Pearl Jam was never able to make a song as good as Soundgarden's best songs, but they weren't as consistent as Pearl Jam with making great albums. Plus, Vedder's voice hit harder than Cornell's, even with all Cornell's screaming he wasn't able to outshine (lol) Vedder on "Hunger Strike". Alice In Chains is in the same boat as Soundgarden, great but inconsistent.

After-K-is-L-after-L-ism.

"My biggest beef with club music is how FUCKING loud it is played. I HATE having to shout to have a private chat with a dancer." ^^This. "Oh well. On the topic of music, has anyone heard the new Pearl Jam?" @Slick, I have high hopes for the album. I hear some of it is influenced by Pink Floyd. "the best Pearl Jam song of all time is more of a punk song: "state of love and trust"" @duo, Not even in their top 20. "Jeremy" is currently their best.