Posts by jerikson40

I've decided that I don't fit into the category of "average American male". One indicator is that, to me at least, 99% of all porn sucks. So I'm curious, assuming that the average American moron is fully represented on this…

Okay, I know this is far too deep and complicated for the 6 year olds in this forum to even comprehend, and you're much more comfortable with simple stuff like calling each other faggots, but what the hell...I feel like…

Occasionally my mind wanders and starts to think about how I would design my ideal strip club. Y'know, outside the box thinking... It seems to me that the vast majority of strip clubs have the same basic design...they're indoors, generally low…

Mr. Shadowcat... In another thread you mentioned that you are an airline dispatcher. And I've had a nagging question for a long time that I just can't figure out regarding airlines, and I was wondering if you could shed some light…

Another thread got me thinking about this... Did it ever occur to you that those people who try to set trends of what's cool in our culture have an increasingly difficult or impossible job? I mean, think about it...there are only…

An excerpt from a review by a guy who clearly has a long stick placed firmly and deeply up his butt: "Some of the male patrons were downright aggressive with their hands (like, trying to finger them when they put a…

As a public service, I thought I'd save most of the reviewers on this site some work and provide a "fill in the blanks" standard review that looks pretty much the same as 80% of all the reviews that get…

WTF is it with so many reviewers and their complaints about bathrooms? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BATHROOMS??? Geezus, in all my years of clubbing I NEVER took a dump in a SC bathroom. Never. You go in there to take…

Saw this in a local review today: "Came in, needed pat down. 10 bucks cover. Parking lot at least half full. Stage separated by table. Take over control. Dubstep. Lil wayne. I had to make a little note about the wifebeater…

Y'know I was just reading a review of I think it was Follies in Atlanta that just got raided, and a bunch of cops came in all arrogant and shit and took the place over to check for whatever... Now, I'm…

It's a general phenomenon that seems to be true no matter what strip club in the US you attend (with a small number of exceptions, of course). There are generally very few Asian girls working as strippers. VERY few. And…

As I'm sure we're all aware, there are a significant number of morons who go to strip clubs. And there are a significant number of morons who write strip club reviews. For example, here's one from a guy who was…