Comments by jerikson40 (page 9)

So, mikey.....you don't see the point I'm making with the analogy? Was it too difficult and complicated? But you're right....and the place where the buffet happens is probably a restaurant, not a strip club. Yeah, you're right. The analogy is irrelevant. Thanks, mikey !!!

Mikey sez: "The fact that eating shrimp and tying up a dancer for hours have nothing to do with each other is a ridiculous idea you should get over." Oh, sorry dude. I forgot. Some guys here don't understand what an analogy is. My mistake. Just ignore it. Doesn't matter.

Speaking of busting a blood vessel, after some thought I realized that there are times that, if this happened to me with a couple of my favorites at the club I frequent, I would almost fucking strangle the guy... Sometimes, when I decide to go clubbing I am so fucking horny I can't see straight. And there are a couple of my favorites that, if any of them are on shift that day, I'm gonna zone in on them and I MUST have them. There's a fucking Puerto Rican MILF at my favorite club who has an absolutely insane body, and she is incredibly nasty and skilled and the hottest piece of ass. So if I'm in the club, and I'm so horny my heart is pounding out of my chest, and I see her going into the VIP, and he locks her down for fucking 2 hours? I'd be just like that guy jumping in my seat. Word. Maybe that's pathetic, but I make no apologies for that. Every guy here knows that when you're really horny, it's out of your control. Is it easy to just get up and drive to a different club in a situation like that? No fucking way.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everyone ISN'T out to get you... :)

Aww, come on Lopaw...you know I'm not having a temper tantrum....you're just messing with me again... :) It's not an important issue, but it's frustrating. Like the example I gave of the buffet line. No big deal, but most people would get pissed if the arrogant prick ate all the shrimp, don't you think? Of course they would. Is that busting a blood vessel? Of course not, it's just a pain in the ass. Why do you over-characterize it just to make someone look bad? And face it, when you go to the average club, how many really hot chicks do you have your eye on? For me it's typically between 1 and 3, unless I'm lucky. And maybe one is the best, and the others not so good. And one is hanging in the dressing room, one is texting, and the 3rd is locked down with someone. So yeah, usually your choices are fairly limited, correct? So you go out of your way to hit this club, and you sit there and the three chicks you have your eye on are unavailable. Bust a blood vessel? Of course not. But it ruins things and it's frustrating. Geez people lighten up.

Somebody stop by Tropical Lei and ask where the Spic is... Oh, wait, maybe not... :)

And then guys like Mikey come along, and instead of explaining what THEY think, they just take pot shots at people. :)

It's like the example I gave before about people waiting in line for an all you can eat buffet. And lets say that the thing that everyone is waiting for, say shrimp or a really good dessert, is almost gone. But the guy at the head of the line decides to be an asshole and ruin it for everyone behind him, and he eats all the remaining shrimp or whatever. Yeah, he has the right to, but in a civilized society most of us realize that's not the intent of the buffet. The pathetic old guys have a different agenda than the typical club goer, and as a result they eat all the shrimp and tell everyone else to fuck off, because possession is 90% of the law. Of course you CAN do that, but it depends on whether you're an arrogant prick or not. It's about RESPECT, something that some guys cannot give to others because they're arrogant pricks. Their rights are far more important than those of the people around them. Personally, I find that attitude to be disgusting. But hey, we all have opinions.

Absolutely. It's great for her, cuz she's with a guy she's comfortable with, she's getting paid to do nothing but talk to him, and it's a hell of a lot better than making the rounds trying to talk to strangers. No question. My problem is with the pathetic old guys who give her that opportunity. The average guy doesn't lock dancers down for hours, because they're normal, they're only there for a short time to have some fun for an hour or two, and they don't need a substitute for a real relationship with a real woman. They just want some fun. That's what strip clubs are for, just a little fun. But for the existence of the pathetic old guys who want to use the clubs for some sort of pathetic social experience, there wouldn't be a problem.

I think I mentioned this story before here, but it's a perfect example of how pathetic guys like Dugan can be... At my favorite club, I knew my favorite dancer was there, and I was dying to just get some dances with her and bail. Finally I see her and an old guy, obviously her regular, coming out of the VIP. And they're talking and talking, and suddenly this old guy grabs her and hugs her and starts this fucking ballroom dancing with her. And she's like "what the fuck??", and he's pulling her around doing this damn ballroom dancing, trying to relive his youth or some shit from back in the 50's or something. You talk about pathetic? I almost felt bad for the guy, but it was so far beyond pathetic, and I'm sure the chick was so fucking embarrassed, that I just felt the guy was a fucking pathetic loser. That summarizes those old guys like Dugan who spend a lot of money on this chicks to lock them down for hours so they can play make believe. It's sad. And he calls us pathetic.

By the way, anyone noticed that TUSCL doesn't automatically log you in when you visit? I hate that, because then I scan the forum and see shit like this because my mile-long ignore list isn't in effect until I log in. How do you get it to automatically log you in?

Aww, fuck. This douchebag is back, changing the "i" in my username to "l" and posing as me. Fucking twit. And you guys wonder why I criticize you for being like fucking 6 year olds?

Yeah, smokin' hot body. And she's definitely got that Britney Spears thing going for her. And if you google her and select images, you can see that she sure seems to be trying to copy Britney in her makeup and fotos. Damn, sometimes hard to tell if it's Britney or not. And I got me a thing for Britney. Well, back before she went insane and shit. Back when she wore that glittering gold body stocking. Damn. Incredible. Do you think they'll have Super Girl wear a glittering gold body stocking? Yum.

And by the way, IMO, just as well done tattoos can make a very hot and nasty stripper look even hotter and nastier, I suppose (though I'm not certain) that a well done buttplug can also make a hot and nasty stripper even hotter and nastier. But a sweet, young looking blonde who looks like somebody's kid sister with a butt plug just doesn't match, IMO. It's like she's trying to be nasty, but she just isn't. And butt plugs are just wrong.

Nice body...tiny waist... But damn, the face looks way too young and, well, average for me. Looks like somebody's 12 year old sister. And the butt plug is just wrong.

So a guy who talks to a girl in an airport bar is pathetic because he offers her a beer, not a bloody mary? And a guy who goes to a strip club is pathetic because he has the hots for one particular dancer but she's taken by some arrogant prick? Dugan, do you just sit back and watch the world and search for ways you can call others pathetic so you can boost your own ego? Geez, dude, at least come up with some good reasons why you're better than everyone else. Not this childish nonsense.

I'm kinda curious what happens to the strippers who join these lawsuits against the clubs...you would think that all the clubs would know what strippers were involved in the suits, and hell, if I was a club owner the last person I'd want working for me is one of those strippers who filed suit against a club. So in this case, for the 182 dancers who get $8500 each (which they damn well had better pay taxes on, unlike their other income..) do they pretty much kiss stripping goodbye as a career after the suit is over? Who the fuck will hire them? Anyone know what happens in the aftermath?

And apparently, from the second article, if you believe the defendants attorney, it seems there really is a wave of lawyer initiated cases all over the US that tries to nail clubs for treating strippers like employees while calling them independent contractors. And according to the club's lawyer, "Dancers are “being trapped and lured into these promises of thousands and thousands of dollars,” he said in the December 2011 Observer story. “The lawyers make hundreds of thousands of dollars, and the dancers make peanuts.” Must be something going around the national BAR associations web forums or something saying "hey, wanna make a load of money? Sue strip clubs !!" In this case, if you look at the numbers, each of the 182 strippers gets a grand total of just under $8,500 from the judgement, while the lawyers split just under $770k. And the club is totally fucked cuz they have to pay $2.3 million. Bye bye Jaguars.

Geez, with owners as stupid as that they deserve to be shut down. Allowing all that drug activity in the club? Are they insane? Sounds like their adult license was already revoked. And can you imagine them trying to plead with the court and the DA to get that back? Good luck.

You're doing kickball? Excellent !! The most important thing for your mental and emotional health is exercise. Gives you a whole new perspective on things, and keeps you from wallowing in self-pity.

GACAClub, I hope you're serious. Because if you man up like that and follow through on those resolutions you'll be a man my son. I wish you the best. And I mean that. It takes a strong guy to even admit he's got some issues, much less man up and try to take the bull by the horns and do what it takes to deal with them. Some guys would just curl up in a ball and moan. Congratulations.

Who the fuck is "Dougster" ?

I don't give a fuck if anyone agrees with me...I just get tired of people acting like 6 year olds. Goofing and ripping on people is fine, but at least do it like you're, maybe 18 years old, not 6. And geez people, man up and stop getting your panties in a bunch if someone disagrees with you or criticizes you, especially if they have a reasonable reason for it. Yeah, if someone is just being a 6 year old twit and calling you names then you disregard them, but at least if someone has some intelligent reasoning then there's no need to curl up in a ball and stalk them and shit. Geez.

What is it with the dancers who pull your shirt up and start tweaking or kissing your nipples and shit? I get that a lot. But I don't understand it. Who told them that a man's nipples are sensitive like a woman's? Unless some of you guys get off on it. It's just annoying to me. Sure, they get points for trying, but there's much better stuff they can do.

For me, the absolute #1 dancer move during a lap dance is this: She's reverse cowgirl, your dick is nestled in her butt crack as she slowly and gently grinds. Then she leans back so she's lying on your chest, and you are cheek to cheek with her, and her perfumed hair in your face. And you're looking over her shoulder and her big tits, and you slide your hands around her big mounds. That's it. That's heaven. You get it all. The smell of her perfume, you're looking down the length of her body at them big tits and her tummy and her legs, your hands are feeling her awesomeness. All the senses are on overload. Damn. I like that better than her tits on my bare chest.