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Comments by jerikson40 (page 21)

  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    Got Laid by a stripper for the first time.
    Valerie, it depends. For the most part, there is no blanket truth about any city or state. What happens in individual clubs can very tremendously, even within a city. There are some areas of California and the west coast where anything goes, and in an adjacent city nothing goes. Same goes for most parts of the country. It depends. And what happens this year may not happen the same next year. There are many, many, many clubs around the nation where sex in the VIP room is very commonplace. And $40 lap dances are, in general, NOT common. More typical is $20. And in many clubs $10 laps, or even $5 laps, are standard. It's certainly not common, maybe a few percent of the total population of clubs, but many clubs like that exist. Getting a blowjob for $20 is NOT common. In fact it's very, very rare. And yes, many guys would laugh at girls charging $40 for lapdances. A girl like that must think her pussy is gold. Which it isn't. Of course there's always the dumb guy with more money than brains who will pay that, so I guess that's your target customer.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    TMZ video reveals Juice plays Quarterback for Florida State
    I can't believe I'm having this discussion with people who are trying to convince the world that sticking your dick in the poop chute is something awesome. An asshole has crap in it. You realize that, right? Crap is nasty. There's a reason why we expel it. It's waste. It smells horrendous, it carries disease, and it's just nasty. If you see a dog turd on the street, do you think "Hmmm...that would be awesome to stick my dick in it"? "Because it's there?" That's a justification? Dude, a dog's ass is there when he passes you on the street. Do you stick your dick in it "because it's there"? Nothing to do with gay-ness. Everything to do with nasty.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    First Time Happening Just Now, She Wants To Make It Happen
    You're the man. YOU ARE THE FUCKING MAN !!!!! I'm in awe dude. Chicks just fall in love with you, and can't get enough of you. Damn. Give us lessons or something dude. Please. I'm not worthy.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    When your dancer has fallen in love with you
    So I'm guessing with this post you're proclaiming how a dancer has fallen in love with you, and because she does these things it means it's true love, not love of your money? Awesome.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    a quick clip on some girls at the treasure club in asheville and greensboro club
    All u can see of the last girl is a white outfit and everthing else is black.... The 1 or 2 girls you can see look very average at best....maybe I'm missing something
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    TMZ video reveals Juice plays Quarterback for Florida State
    Oh okay....you mean Cheetos dust, not cheetah dust right? I'll plead ignorance since I have no clue who juice is.....one of those 500 aliases that pop up around here I suppose.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Attention Shadowcat (and the rest of the geriatric TUSCL gang)
    Before you give strippers too much shit, and I agree they probably deserve it..... Think how you'd feel if YOU were the stripper and your customer was a 60 year old grandma with sagging skin who wanted a kiss, and wanted to handle big jim and the twins.... Now imagine you're a stripper who's only 25, and she wants to talk about Lawrence Welk while she tells you how sexy you are
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    The Decision
    In the words of Mikey, "Fuck yes I would". In a heartbeat. No questions asked. Strippers are an occasional dalliance when the mood strikes. But between a very hot GF, and all the other ladies out there that would be available when needed, there's no question I'd gladly give it up.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo...poetry for the Jerikson40 dude
    "....Perhaps there were hidden depths in the statement above that I didn't appreciate" Gee, I don't think so. I said "someone". Not much depth to that word. Someone doesn't mean anyone in particular. And it doesn't mean me. It means some person or persons in the world. And then when I include "MIGHT get a BIT queasy", it's pretty clear that it's saying that some person in the world MAY get a BIT queasy, but nobody in particular, and it might not even happen. Why is this so difficult?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    zipman68
    the speed force!
    Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo...poetry for the Jerikson40 dude
    Did I say I would be queasy? No. Did you read what I said? No? Why not?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    TMZ video reveals Juice plays Quarterback for Florida State
    Because Zipster, women have 3 perfectly wonderful places where you can put your dick....mouth, pussy, and between dem tits....so why choose the nasty butt hole? The poop chute. Chocolate channel. Why? Now, as far as roofies...are you saying that when he said that everything in the dudes van was covered in powdered roofies, he didnt mean the van was covered in roofer groupies that had been converted into a powder? Oh okay, thanks for the clarification..........
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    Hi
    Wow dude, you'd better hide under a desk or something...this will be rough.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    TMZ video reveals Juice plays Quarterback for Florida State
    Ah, okay. Thanks. And I suppose powdered roofies are roofer groupies snorting coke? That makes sense.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    TMZ video reveals Juice plays Quarterback for Florida State
    According to the NAACP, 1 in 3 black males will be in prison at some time in their lives. Therefore, it should be no surprise when we see black atheletes, rappers, etc., doing stuff that is tending towards illegality. If it wasn't for their present line of work (basketball, football, rap music) they would likely be heading to prison. On the other hand, if all he said was "fuck her right in the pussy", I'm not sure what the problem is. We all love to fuck them bitches in the pussy, so why is that a bad thing to say? If he said "fuck that bitch up the ass", then yeah, I can see someone might get a bit queasy. But I don't understand the reference to roofies and cheetos. I hate Cheetos, BTW. I don't know what roofies are. Or is it that date rape drug?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    So what's worse in sports?
    By the way, speaking of butt plugs, anyone know what a steely dan is?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    So what's worse in sports?
    Steely Dan.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    A poem for Jerikson
    Wow, just saw a recent foto of Diceman doing standup...the guy's almost 60 years old, still trying to push the slicked back hair and leather jacket....not working for him. Someone should take him aside.....
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    A poem for Jerikson
    Whatever happened to Diceman? He was funny...I think...
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    A poem for Jerikson
    If she came down with $500 she sure as hell didnt get it from me.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    ime
    Fuck Joe Biden
    Stripper vs Regular Girl preference
    I wish I was like you, but I prefer looking and acting slutty for ALL women. And since most real women prefer to act classy, even if they're not, it can cause some tension. I like me some slutty girls
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Boom Boom.
    Im trying to remember when I disagreed with Mr Smith to make him start his anti-jerikson campaign....geez...fucking 6 year olds... Anyway I love the names of those involved....Chocolate Chambers, and the "victim" was Lashawn....lemme guess...black club right?
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    So what's worse in sports?
    Mikey, I'm impressed. You admitted you may have been wrong. It takes a man to do that. I respect that. Bravo dude.
  • discussion comment
    10 years ago
    SuperDude
    Detroit, Michigan
    I need my space
    If you want true enlightenment on the subject of cockblocking in clubs, I suggest you read Ricks thoughts in the other thread. He claims that if you complain about cockblocking then you're a communist who expects equal access to strippers....or something like that....not sure I understand his logic, but bottom line I think he's saying just suck it up.