Posts by IronFox22

So, I was thinking about things I like when I'm getting lap dances. When the dancer is grinding on me pretty good, I like it when she clasps hands with me. That is, if she's facing me, we put our…

I wore a black shirt to the club yesterday. Thought I looked good. Of course, when I got there and got under the black lights in the back, the shirt looked like total crap. Completely covered in lint. The shirt…

I'm probably going to take a lot of crap for this, but oh well. On a recent visit to a club, they had a deal where you could go to a semi-VIP area (3 songs for $40- so about 10…

I've got a mildly interesting tidbit to pass the time. I was grocery shopping the other day, and a woman passed me going down the aisle the other way. Nothing particularly special about her. But she was wearing tremendous amount…

I was at one of my favorite clubs a few weeks ago and had something odd happen. I was hanging out at one of the tables and an elegantly dressed woman (not a dancer) asked if she could sit with…

Ok. This isn't strictly a strip club thing, but it's been on my mind. Do you guys think about women, boobs, sex, etc. virtually all the time? Even in professional situations with clients, at the grocery store, at ball games,…

I just got to thinking about girls of different ethnicities. I've heard guys indicate that they don't really go for bland white girls. I've heard others indicates that black women are not really their cup of tea. I've never heard…

One of the most frustrating kinds of dances is when the dancer is willing to grind on you a bit and give you a moderately high-mileage dance, but she is also a bit of a tease. What is a tease,…

I'm aware that there is a spectrum of clothes that can be worn to strip clubs that goes from worse to best. On the low end of the scale would be jeans and any other harder-type clothing that will crush…

The first time I went to a strip club, I had no idea what was going on. I went with a friend during college (I was about 20) and was shocked--just shocked--that I could actually see beautiful ladies--naked! It's interesting…

Hypothetical Life-or-death situation: If you do not succeed, you will be killed. You've been given a budget of $100 and cannot spend a cent more. What are the chances that you can leave the club happy and satisfied? The $100…

Just for fun, can you pick out a common lapdance "move" that is underrated and one that is overrated? Overrated- that upside-down thing where they flip up onto your torso so that the kitty is in your face. Doesn't do it…