Posts by farmerart

This was just too ripe not to post on tuscl. A doctoral student at the University of Helsinki based his PhD research on this thesis. The guy's argument (based on serious statistical analyses?) is that the SMALLER the average length…

Last summer I was outed as a SC monger via less than circumspect personal comments in a review posted here on tuscl which was available in its entirety on google. At that time I was retired and I didn't give…

One of the suppliers invited to my Canada Day bash a couple of weeks ago flew into the camp yesterday to check on delivery of equipment to us. He complimented me on my party and said that there was a…

Driving a current sweetie back to Calgary on Sunday afternoon after my Canada Day bash. I put on some of my old tunes. After Bob Seger's 'Like A Rock', sweetie turns off the music and says to me: "That's YOU, you…

This past weekend with one of my Alberta OTC sweeties at my farm was my first use of chemical help. My doc suggested Cialis as best for me. Holy Shit!! No four hour boner, but Mr. Wood was alert and…

I am coming out of the bush tomorrow and putting on a barbecue at my farm for my partners, employees, and selected suppliers. It will be the world's best steaks (from my brother's cattle operation), veggies and fruit from local…

This thought entered my head while posting threads on a different discussion topic. My nomination - Blue Oasis in Drayton Valley, Alberta. The town is a grubby little shit hole of an oil industry service town and the club fits the…

This topic just occurred to me as I posted a reply to another thread. Circumstances have had me welded to tuscl for the better part of three days, isolated as I am in a remote bush camp right now. The…

Last summer I got involved in a bit of drama with a dancer I saw for some OTC action. My actions with her in an Alberta SC got her blackballed. I felt guilty and gave her cash to cover her…

Someone on this board a few months ago came up with the idea of the Lap Dance Unit, a way of measuring some of our common daily expenditures in terms of lap dances that could be purchased for the same…

Last winter when I was in France I started a discussion comparing North American gas prices to gas prices in southern France ($9.90/gal at that time!). I am back again with a Canada-U.S. gas price comparison question. Toronto (8 weeks…

I hit the same club for lunch two days running. First day a tasty bit of afternoon delight fell unexpectedly into my clutches. Next day greedy me is hoping for a second helping of said afternoon delight. Doesn't come close…