Comments by KitTastic

I'm the only stripper I've ever seen who dances to 60s rock. All the other girls are dancing to gangsta rap, so it's nice to see all the customers look up like, "Is that The Guess Who? Who's dancing to The Guess Who?" That's the other thing, I'm the only actual Canadian girl in the club, so I play it up with Canadian bands whenever possible.

Clapping happens in the Toronto area, as a courtesy thing. There is a girl up there working her ass off to get your attention, the least you can do is acknowledge her.

I'm technically an art major, but I'm going to one of the best art schools in my country, and I'm actually doing textile design. It comes in handy when I want a new costume. People don't go to the theater much when the economy is this bad, so they're scaling back shop positions, and stripping pays the bills in the meantime.

Wow, that's...wow. I sometimes do this thing on stage where I reach out and take a sip of a guy's beer, if he's in a group (It gets all their friends hooting, which makes the rest of the club look up to see what the commotion is about) but I'd never DREAM of snaking a guy's entire drink. I know how expensive they are, I want him to spend that money on me. And the steal a sip thing I only do rarely, if I notice that no one's tipping the girls on stage. If one of us reaches over the rail, it seems to break the invisible wall customers seem to build between themselves and the stage.

I would totally work as a dancer in a club that has mud wrestling. Sign me up.

40) Assholes who wave me over only to ask "What will you let me get away with". I'll let you get away with your balls still attached if you start running now.

Haha, I don't work for compliments, but I don't charge more than I'm offering.

Samsung, feel free to come to the club and massage my boobs anytime. A good firm, gentle rub feels SO GOOD.

A game of pool is sort of a ritual with one of my regulars. We play a game, then we head to VIP. Repeat three times a week.

I don't mind a little groping. Feel free to touch my boobs, I really enjoy a gentle boob massage. It's the ones who try to force my hand into their pants that get the banshee treatment. I am totally into 'good touch', mutual massage, kissing faces, necks, chests, cuddling, etc And I definitely have a huge base of customers looking for intimacy, not just 'mileage' If you tell me straight up you're looking for sex, I will direct you politely to a dancer or club you can get it from. I have not ever, nor will I ever perform extras. Someone who has been told by me that extras are not on the menu, who tries to force me into sexual contact, is commiting sexual assualt and my local laws permit me to punch a hole in his throat with my stiletto in self defence. I know what I offer, and the customers who race each other on the floor to catch me coming off stage know what I offer. They know it isn't sex, they don't care, they still spend hundreds on me because I'm willing to take the scandalized foreign student by the hand with a smile, talk to him, and give him the smart, cheerful, Canadian girlfriend his parents don't want him to have. (Yes, this scenario has happened)

Whenever I get a douchebag trying to force my hands or head, or touch somewhere I don't want them to, the first thing I do is slap their hands away and tell them no. If they stop, I continue the dance. If they keep trying, or try again, I give them their final warning. If they're actually stupid enough at that point to keep trying, I don't fuck around. They get the fingernails, heels, teeth, slapping, punching, kicking, screaming my little lungs out for the bouncer BANSHEE in white spandex. I know which bouncers and bartenders will defend me, and I stay close to them. I will make damn sure that everyone he meets for a week will know what he tried as soon as they see what my nails did to his face.

"Toronto is another "guarantee". You have to get out of down town and out to the area around the airport, but you can have a very good time." The area you're talking about is the boundary between Mississauga and Etobicoke, especially Carlingview Drive, right across from Pearson Intl Airport. Lots of seedy clubs with foreign girls who don't speak English, but know the word "blowjob" well enough. Generally filthy, with watered down drinks and ugly dancers, but they want the tourists, not repeat customers, so what do they care? The GTA in general can be pretty good for hard contact dances. It's just in the downtown area that it's extremely difficult, because the girls there have paid for a $500 license and are already registered with LE, fingerprints and everything. There's a lot more to lose if you're giving extras in downtown Toronto.

I love morons who don't realize that we use fake names to protect ourselves from psychos. We don't even tell each other our real names most of the time - not unless we've known each other for a LONG time.

No, I don't know Shecat, sorry.

As Eddie Murphy says, "What have you done for me lately?" If one of my customers spent four months harassing me by text without spending a dime at the club, I would stop replying to his texts altogether. I am not a charity, you want me to touch you right then you have to grease my palms, so to speak. Strippers are not there to be your girlfriend. Our job is to provide you with a fantasy in exchange for money - lots of it.

My question: Did she know the money was stolen? That's what they'll have to prove, is that she knew the money was stolen and thus was an accessory to the crime. If she has a good lawyer, they won't be getting any money from her.

&quot; If she says no, means she doesn't really like me.&quot;<br /> <br /> Bullshit. Dancers can like you just fine without being prostitutes.