Stripper drank all my water.
potheadpl
Florida
Last time I visited the club, I wasn't drinking booze. I smoked in my car and stuck to Red Bulls and Diet Cokes. Well, after a while I asked for a glass of ice water. It's free. Still tip a buck, so technically it's a dollar per glass.
Cute newbie stripper came over and asked if she could have a sip. Sure, why not? THE BITCH HOOVERED UP THE WHOLE GLASS. WTF? Then I watched her do the same thing to a couple of other guys, but with alcoholic drinks. They didn't look happy, but what could they do?
Just when I think I've seen it all. A drink Hooverer.
Cute newbie stripper came over and asked if she could have a sip. Sure, why not? THE BITCH HOOVERED UP THE WHOLE GLASS. WTF? Then I watched her do the same thing to a couple of other guys, but with alcoholic drinks. They didn't look happy, but what could they do?
Just when I think I've seen it all. A drink Hooverer.
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Dreamgirls is one of the few strip clubs that strictly enforces the drink minimums and as a result the bartender/waitresses are lazy and arrogant.
Needless to say, I don't visit this pathetic club too often.
And the steal a sip thing I only do rarely, if I notice that no one's tipping the girls on stage. If one of us reaches over the rail, it seems to break the invisible wall customers seem to build between themselves and the stage.
anyway.. they've been dancing in the clubs west of cleveland for the past few years because there's probably nothing else that they know what to do and one night about a year and a half ago one of them comes over and sits down next to me. she asks me what i'm drinking and i tell her then she asks me if she can have a sip. i say ok and the bitch drinks half of it and i actually had to grab it from her or she would have finished it off. i basically chased her away after that and watched her pull the same stunt on someone else that sat there and watched her drink down his drink.
So say we all!
Back in the 1980's, my sister was married to a Navy Seal. He was on Atlantic duty and the fleet had pulled into a Swedish port. Since his ship was the last one in, there was only one whore left on the dock. Automatically, she attached herself to Wally's group.
Waly's group made their way to the nearest watering hole. Once the drinks arrived, the whore tried to partake of everybody's drink. All but one guy jealously guarded their drinks. The exception let her drink freely of his beer.
Then, the whore whispered in his ear. The guy turned as white as a sheet. He turned his beer upside down and threw the whore out.
It turned out that she specialized in oral and she'd been servicing the fleet all day. When the guys weren't laughing, they asked what it was like to give the entire fleet a "blowjob by proxy".
Dudester---I shudder. LOL
they are not real popular among many of the regular customers or the other dancers in alot of the northern ohio clubs.
they are moochers that think they are entitled to whatever you have.
they've been fired from every club they ever danced at often multiple times because they connive their way back in only to get fired again. i believe they all have criminal records, they start fights with other dancers, and if my memory is correct one of them kicked a customer in the face and another assulted a cop when he was called to break up a disturbance that she started and one called a guy over to set him up for a robbery and he ended up with a busted leg. they've been drinking, doping, whoring, stripping, etc for years and it goes on and on..........
"Combined, they made $40,000 in the first 45 days of stripping."
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