New Orleans Gentlemen's Night Club

Warsaw, PL

Good, not Great

Safe, centrally-located club in Warsaw. Smaller than suggested on its website, with just one stage (and one pole). Efficient, professional admission and cloakroom service (50 PLN = $13, €12). Bar served beer at reasonable prices…

Beverly Hills

Vienna, AT

The club is located in a...

The club is located in a quiet, safe part of Vienna, just off the famous Ringstrasse. It's clean and comfortable, and should be a fun place to visit, but I found it dull and…

Whisper (was Penthouse)

Paris, FR

A medium-sized club just off the...

A medium-sized club just off the Champs Elysees in a safe location, close to the metro. It's not cheap (topless table dance costs €30, and a private (nude) dance is not worth three times the…

Viewing Strippers from Below

If there was one design feature I'd like every strip club to have, it would be a downstairs lounge with a view of the podiums overhead. &nbsp;<br /> <br /> Until you've seen strippers from this bottom-up perspective, you may not fully appreciate how amazing the female ass can be.&nbsp; And the swaying of a honey's hips viewed from below is kinda…

Ring-Card Girls - The Ultimate Stripper Material

One batch of babes that says &quot;Stripper Alert&quot; more than any other: the round-card girls who adorn pro boxing shows.<br /> <br /> There's something incredibly cute and sexy about a scantily-clad honey ducking through the ropes every three minutes to pose and prance around the ring, holding aloft the number board for the next round.<br /> <br /> I mean, if you were…

Grading Strippers - Scorecard 101

How to assess a stripper?&nbsp; <br /> <br /> Sounds easy.&nbsp; Rate her out of 10 based on <b>Looks</b>, <b>Costume</b>, <b>Performance</b> and <b>Personality</b>.<br /> <br /> But <b>Looks</b> covers quite a lot: face, hairstyle, tits, ass, kitty and legs.&nbsp; Each one of these is an important sub-category in itself.&nbsp; We don't wanna get caught up in too much detail, either.<br /> <br /> So better roll…